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Zotix
Aug 14, 2011



It's a hosed up situation when you'd feel much more comfortable with this guy at the helm than this cluster gently caress we are in right now.

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TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013



buying bodybad stock like a girlboss

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1245847251618082816

Louisville has around ~300 confirmed cases atm with ~700 for the state so unusually for America we actually have a Governor whose thinking ahead.

Turn churchill downs into a plague morgue. Have the horses drag dead bodies around the track for the derby.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

mod sassinator posted:

Turn churchill downs into a plague morgue. Have the horses drag dead bodies around the track for the derby.

Dig up the greens at maralargo please.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

i just remembered that boris johnson supposedly tested positive

lmao :unsmith:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Bulgakov posted:

i just remembered that boris johnson supposedly tested positive

lmao :unsmith:

He almost certainly hasn't and is just using it as an excuse to have two weeks of kicking back.

:tinfoil: and all but it is so on brand for him that it doesn't matter.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


Corona-chan seems to have spared my wife and since she apparently entirely lost her sense of smell and taste it was deffo the roni. I now hope that Corona-chan spares me.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Inceltown posted:

He almost certainly hasn't and is just using it as an excuse to have two weeks of kicking back.

:tinfoil: and all but it is so on brand for him that it doesn't matter.

nah I agree I legit think that also entirely possible

an easy excuse for why he needs/wants to disappear from public view after notably loving it all up


but also, i still think he has it

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
So are cruise ships still running? I mean gently caress it I bet they're cheap, it's better than sitting at home and suffering

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

SKULL.GIF posted:

we, as a country, are not remotely prepared for what's about to come lmao. the space between lightning and thunder. a thunderbolt struck seattle and nyc and it's going to radiate out from there the next 2-3 months. looking at the elevation maps, the density maps, the transportation maps, while keeping in mind incubation period is 3-14 days and infectious period is 0-21 days, and I'm just like lol

the American federal government is doing absolutely loving jack poo poo, we are living through an incredibly historical epoch, things from now on will be wildly different, and the funniest thing

the funniest thing

it's going to happen so slow we have no clue it's happening, but it'll happen so fast that history books will go "ah yeah X happened and then Y happened" and move on to the next 50 years
all this is also climate change going on too, ramping up but so-slow that we normalcy bias it away. 50 years was going to look absolutely wild and abysmal from now. probably something like https://www.technologyreview.com/s/613349/a-full-life/ isn't too far out there, and probably sooner than we think. a failure here, a failure there, a fialure to rebuild because things are stretched a bit too thin and austere, some more dumped onto the streets, some food loss and crop speculation shoving people down a stairs, etc. maybe miami gets hit by a hyper hurricane this year while pandemic is going on, maybe we hit the start of a megadrought on the colorado basin next year.

also what do you think X happened is going to be

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Bulgakov posted:

nah I agree I legit think that also entirely possible

an easy excuse for why he needs/wants to disappear from public view after notably loving it all up


but also, i still think he has it

loving congress is taking, I'm pretty sure, and extra week off. So they are effectively getting a 3 week quarantine - assuming members are remotely diligent about social distancing - without having to formally make an announcement as that would look bad etc etc optics also gently caress you remote voting for the same reason.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Bulgakov posted:

nah I agree I legit think that also entirely possible

an easy excuse for why he needs/wants to disappear from public view after notably loving it all up


but also, i still think he has it

If the helltimeline has taught me anything it is that what you want is not what happened.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

D1E posted:

James Woods should walk down to the nearest hospital Emergency Room and do some amateur investigation, I think.

HE SHOULD DO SOME AMATUER investigation of an underwater grave

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Update on how Australia is coping

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



very NSFW

twitter.com/ Noticias_crc/status/1244639119256571904

twitter.com/ EduX2019/status/1245101079102205955

twitter.com/ carlopezortiz/status/1245296767853367302

twitter.com/ MundosOcultosNF/status/1244261904031326208

twitter.com/ hashtag/CoronavirusEcuador?src=hashtag_click

twitter.com/ TPU19J/status/1244963971901403136

twitter.com/ aprachile/status/1245303860354338816

twitter.com/ alexmielesv/status/1244351455785517064

twitter.com/ LaRazon_Bolivia/status/1245060317077483520

twitter.com/ javieradrianzen/status/1244723454814937088

bodies are piling up on the streets in Ecuador

Raine has issued a correction as of 06:44 on Apr 3, 2020

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

this is the most ghoulish poo poo I have ever seen in my entire life and that is saying a lot

Octal
Jan 30, 2003

It is haram to draw images of mythical beasts even if it never existed in reality

Zotix posted:

It's a hosed up situation when you'd feel much more comfortable with this guy at the helm than this cluster gently caress we are in right now.

Wait are you seriously suggesting the dude who slept on intel that lead to 9/11 and hosed up hurricane katrina?

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



number go up

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
wtf name does body bag stock even trade under?

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

lol the haters are jealous china did good

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Radirot posted:

wtf name does body bag stock even trade under?

$dead

$bbag

$msak (that's meatsack)

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

Radirot posted:

wtf name does body bag stock even trade under?

it's a joke tweet

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Radirot posted:

wtf name does body bag stock even trade under?

$ZOOM

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
*bodies piling up by the thousands* wuh wuh human rights :qq:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDYnfPvbtY8

Mercrom
Jul 17, 2009

Homeless Friend posted:

*bodies piling up by the thousands* wuh wuh human rights :qq:

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

Feels like watching this. Music is great for both too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEheh1BH34Q

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Salt Fish posted:

You think that something will matter? Wow Trump better watch out.

the lion of maralago's curse

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/cobbo3/status/1245705070462763008?s=20

https://twitter.com/TheSwaddle/status/1245946631578693633?s=20

https://twitter.com/Jerusalem_Post/status/1245802345218310145?s=20

https://twitter.com/sruthijith/status/1245949117433438209?s=20

https://twitter.com/DavidEl88720820/status/1245937962921021440?s=20

https://twitter.com/LilyLee93301969/status/1245945761608511489?s=20

lol, wtf is this poo poo:

https://twitter.com/SuzyEvans11/status/1245558904865554433?s=20

Announce it, old man

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Wish medical practice sending mail to some disabled patients asking them to update their DNR s so that healthy people will have a better chance to live. https://amp.theguardian.com/society...impression=true

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Octal posted:

Wait are you seriously suggesting the dude who slept on intel that lead to 9/11 and hosed up hurricane katrina?

Heckuva job roni

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Zotix posted:

It's a hosed up situation when you'd feel much more comfortable with this guy at the helm than this cluster gently caress we are in right now.

His ego wasn't GINORMOUS....low bar to clear doe.

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
The coronovirus is the Mattering. It’s just gonna take a couple weeks

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Not a Children posted:

if you think it matters that they declared under 200k deaths the upper limit, and you think that they’re going to look incompetent when the death total blows by that, and if you think it will affect trumps political fortunes

you haven’t learned poo poo in the past 3 years.

they’ll just move the goalposts

the more the poo poo hits the fan the easier it is to not tally deaths as covid deaths

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
Bush was baseball commissioner, which is more relevant experience than whatever trump has been doing for the past 20 years

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

Ace of Baes posted:

it's a joke tweet

ah a joke. haha I knew all along. haha. yep.

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
hang on...

CRACK...














ping.

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
corona is going to affect everyone, no amount of panic/joking/serious-talk will change this.

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1245954302839062529

:cawg:

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