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https://twitter.com/arentvn/status/1244884437374046214?s=19 The genocide of the elderly is in full swing in Holland thanks to our world-renowned system of death panels quote:
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I thereby name my twin sons "Covid" and "Nineteen".
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twoday posted:https://twitter.com/arentvn/status/1244884437374046214?s=19 will holland grant me residency if i do a stunt like volunteer to plug the dike with my finger for a year?? e: ill also fix windmills for room and board
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MoaM posted:corona is going to affect everyone, no amount of panic/joking/serious-talk will change this. Eh. I'm more of a Dos equis man myself. twoday posted:Trying to find out the situation in Mexico and I have found: The Mexican president, AMLO, is going around doing rallies and shaking people's hands, claiming that there is nothing to be afraid of. He even held up amulets to claim that he is protected.
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omg dont tease
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Bulgakov posted:will holland grant me residency if i do a stunt like volunteer to plug the dike with my finger for a year?? Yeah you can usually get residency permit if you will find a company that will hire you, but I'm not sure if there are a lot of openings right now, check back in a few weeks
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Bulgakov posted:omg dont tease I'm probably going to get banned from Twitter for telling one of Australia's leading "job service provider" that I've been working on my guillotine skills for an etsy store because she suggested becoming your own boss while unemployed during roni. I regret nothing if it happens. If your rap sheet is empty have you really lived?
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Bulgakov posted:i got distracted and might not now ok i remembered but then was dissapointed when i explored it its a shame that signal doesn't allow like uh temporary one time use throwaway aliases
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it'd be fun to holler at people easily
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Solarin posted:the answer is in goons protective sense of self loathing that makes us hate each other and ourselves the correct amount this is true. the only thing we hate more than other goons is ourselves isntead of thinking we're self-important freshmen philosophy student types we correctly acknowledge we're all oozing primordial keyboard goop. also you can post 'sever the rich's heads' and people won't pearl clutch about bluh bluh that's just too far, we need radical centrism. well, i guess D&D does. also can post about how much we hate liberals and they're worse than chuds being more interested in the aesthetics of progressiveness co-opting language of 'woke' to be ignorant reactionary pawns and more interested being a inciting divisiveness and destroying solidarity in order to be morally superior and tut-tuting people for not following their college-educated smug language than actually improving vast majority of people's lives because it's all performative.
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The tune is too ctchy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp-BrzUtMBM
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twoday posted:Someone sent me this `Bulgarian news article with an interview with one of the people who were involved in that recent preprint study about correlations between BCG policies and death rates, which I have google-translated and am posting for the real BCG heads because it has some interesting info about strains and policies in specific countries Since this is hellworld everyone in The Village in FL will probably get a clinical trial of the vaccine with the most effective strain and end up with 0 death.
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stephenthinkpad posted:The tune is too ctchy disney good??
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Xaris posted:this is true. the only thing we hate more than other goons is ourselves isntead of thinking we're self-important freshmen philosophy student types we correctly acknowledge we're all oozing primordial keyboard goop. also you can post 'sever the rich's heads' and people won't pearl clutch about bluh bluh that's just too far, we need radical centrism. well, i guess D&D does. also can post about how much we hate liberals and they're worse than chuds being more interested in the aesthetics of progressiveness co-opting language of 'woke' to be ignorant reactionary pawns and more interested being a inciting divisiveness and destroying solidarity in order to be morally superior and tut-tuting people for not following their college-educated smug language than actually improving vast majority of people's lives because it's all performative. maybe its the hurricane hg talking but im lost
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twoday posted:https://twitter.com/arentvn/status/1244884437374046214?s=19 Jon Pod Van Damm has issued a correction as of 11:06 on Apr 3, 2020 |
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its been so long since i could keep such a good long sentence that made sense in my own mind keep flowing
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coke posted:Since this is hellworld everyone in The Village in FL will probably get a clinical trial of the vaccine with the most effective strain and end up with 0 death. Given that place is almost single handedly the place stopping the state going full blue it's likely that they'll kill everyone else in Florida to make a vaccine for them before they let anyone die there.
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stephenthinkpad posted:The tune is too ctchy jesus christ i meant to open this in a private browser window but hosed up and am rushing to delete it from my youtube watch history asap or ill prolly get algorithmically infected by twee disney poo poo
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lol that this cutting social commentary prolly only came to exist because it was overshadowed during the pitch meeting to a room of executives by the big rubber dinosaur puppets
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coke posted:Since this is hellworld everyone in The Village in FL will probably get a clinical trial of the vaccine with the most effective strain and end up with 0 death. Being The Villages, they'll also complain endlessly about the vaccine, how it gave them all autism or had government mind control serum in it, take the state and federal governments to court and win.
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what the poo poo this was a kids show the world needs more
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kater posted:what the poo poo this was a kids show It's been a long time since I've seen it but it looks like it has some extremely CSPAM nuggets in there https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_mahoneyy/status/1124723907473346560?lang=en
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https://twitter.com/Japanology15/status/1245767466996977665?s=19 Expectation: Reality: Number 3 on both lists
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Xaris posted:this is true. the only thing we hate more than other goons is ourselves isntead of thinking we're self-important freshmen philosophy student types we correctly acknowledge we're all oozing primordial keyboard goop. also you can post 'sever the rich's heads' and people won't pearl clutch about bluh bluh that's just too far, we need radical centrism. well, i guess D&D does. also can post about how much we hate liberals and they're worse than chuds being more interested in the aesthetics of progressiveness co-opting language of 'woke' to be ignorant reactionary pawns and more interested being a inciting divisiveness and destroying solidarity in order to be morally superior and tut-tuting people for not following their college-educated smug language than actually improving vast majority of people's lives because it's all performative. amen brother *cough cough*
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https://twitter.com/ChinaScience/status/1245984381665267714?s=20 https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1246009805497606144?s=20
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Mr. Lobe posted:It's been a long time since I've seen it but it looks like it has some extremely CSPAM nuggets in there Don't forget the infamous finale: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9b9aoINXzk Good luck getting away with that today. Between this and the episode that was one extended dunk on Disneyworld, the showrunners must have murdered all the Disney execs assigned to watch them or something. AceOfFlames has issued a correction as of 11:49 on Apr 3, 2020 |
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twoday posted:Expectation: Gosh, but they have all the ISO's, and silver bullets and all the other "Feel Good" marketing-security theater things. Are you telling me that security threater is not actual security and sometimes even detrimental to actual security?
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https://twitter.com/ChinaDaily/status/1246025060118233088?s=20 https://twitter.com/editorji/status/1246023890675142656?s=20 lol they only do 7 days in the UK
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twoday posted:https://twitter.com/ChinaDaily/status/1246025060118233088?s=20 haha those wack assed modernized double decker busses
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Doesn't it take over a week for the symptoms to really start to kick in?
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twoday posted:. . . so pretend im a naive fool... dumb government response aside, are there other obvious reasons about why the number is so much higher?? is it an especially busy hub for euro trade or something etc? I dont remember anything right now about countries and won't look it up.
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America is asleep, time to post international news https://twitter.com/bopinion/status/1243481275475865601?s=20 https://twitter.com/AlArabiya_Eng/status/1246029334919479296?s=20 https://twitter.com/dw_europe/status/1246024366665728000?s=20 https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1246027873900728321?s=20
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Bulgakov posted:so pretend im a naive fool... dumb response, no bcg vaccine, just rotten luck? anyone's guess
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twoday posted:America is asleep, time to post international news i will never sleep ok i will sleep but its all upside down lately
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when he's right, he's right
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I've already had a two wine bottle night this week
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Bulgakov posted:so pretend im a naive fool... Yes, the biggest port in Europe, and the airport (normally) carries more passengers than JFK. Slow government response and no BCG vaccine come to mind come to mind as potential reasons. Also the media was totally downplaying the seriousness of the virus, a month ago the newspapers were filled with op-eds about how “level-headed” the Dutch are, and how smart they were for not panicking like other countries, and how there probably wouldn’t be an outbreak here, so everyone rushed into crowded parks on the first warm day of spring and lots of big events happened which spread it to around, including the catholic carnaval in the south of the country, and a giant fair of household appliances and such that brought in visitors from every tiny village in the country to the capital to be packed into a convention hall and mill around looking for free samples of washing detergent and such
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poty posted:https://twitter.com/Johnson_DavidW/status/1245987384551821312 stephenthinkpad posted:That leaves Taiwan the only place left that hasn't done a lock down; still having school opened; and does not forced quarantine people coming back from US/Europe. Looking forward to a mini outbreak soon. Don’t know where you’re getting your news but Taiwan is and has always been doing much better than Singapore and is the real poster boy for aggressive testing and tracking. *all* entrants to Taiwan have mandatory quarantine and there’s no entry now for non-residents. Nothing is shut down because they’re confident that local transmission is under control; almost all their new infected are coming from overseas. That’s the benefit of being the earliest and most aggressive to enact control measures; you don’t *need* to shut everything down if you stop community transmission in the first place. Edit: not to say an outbreak is impossible as a single super-spreader can cause a lot, but Taiwan has controlled things fantastically and is poised to make whatever actions necessary to control.
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