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Crusader posted:now would be a good time for aliens to invade aliens will arrive and die to corona virus
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Mr. Lobe posted:Wonder who those 9 percent are I'd be one of them if I was childless! I only leave home once a week to play wizard poker, aside from that. Lack of childcare is definitely impacting our lifestyle, though, so I can't claim 9%erness.
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Squizzle posted:im going to encase myself up in full mummy wrappings every time i have to go outside for any purpose as someone who has been trained in how to mummify people: please do not do this
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Squizzle posted:im going to encase myself up in full mummy wrappings every time i have to go outside for any purpose You going to waste toilet paper like that? 
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i wake up at 7:45 a.m. and roll out of bed, out of my pajamas and into my day leggings. i brush my teeth and wash my face and do a 30 to 60-minute workout in a mat-sized space i’ve carved out of my tiny living room to use as my “home gym.” i check in on slack with my colleagues. i write. (some days, this goes better than others.) i zoom into a meeting. i cook something (probably an alison roman recipe). maybe i facetime for social interaction. maybe i watch something on netflix. maybe i livestream some yoga. maybe i run out to buy food and try to stave off a panic attack at the grocery store. i drink a glass of wine. i take off my day leggings and change back into pajamas. some days, the whole schedule thing goes to hell because it can be impossible to be productive during a global crisis and i’m just trying not to lose my mind. i go to bed. repeat.
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B-Rock452 posted:I legitimately wonder how many deaths it would take before Trump supporters turn on him. I bet they could somehow convince themselves that ten million dead isn't a big deal you need to understand that there is literally nothing that would turn a substantial portion of them from him. this was the fifth post on my Facebook feed this morning. please don't touch the poop as always 
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Apr 3, 2020 13:45
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facetoucher cat posted:https://twitter.com/NorbertElekes/status/1245897901550833665 actually you don't
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Crusader posted:now would be a good time for aliens to invade Is too late to name one of the fragments SPACE GODZILLA?
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facetoucher cat posted:https://twitter.com/NorbertElekes/status/1245897901550833665 ACAB or bust
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Impkins Patootie posted:i wake up at 7:45 a.m. and roll out of bed, out of my pajamas and into my day leggings. i brush my teeth and wash my face and do a 30 to 60-minute workout in a mat-sized space i’ve carved out of my tiny living room to use as my “home gym.” i check in on slack with my colleagues. i write. (some days, this goes better than others.) i zoom into a meeting. i cook something (probably an alison roman recipe). maybe i facetime for social interaction. maybe i watch something on netflix. maybe i livestream some yoga. maybe i run out to buy food and try to stave off a panic attack at the grocery store. i drink a glass of wine. i take off my day leggings and change back into pajamas. some days, the whole schedule thing goes to hell because it can be impossible to be productive during a global crisis and i’m just trying not to lose my mind. i go to bed. repeat. this open palm slam post variant sucks
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Tei posted:Is too late to name one of the fragments SPACE GODZILLA? not at all  edit - very naive replies so far: https://twitter.com/LorcanRK/status/1246056692267323392
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death numbers for yesterday actually don't seem that bad? i mean yeah sure it was 968 or whatever per worldometer but that's actually less than the day before. first time i can remember the death rate not increasing by like 30% on a daily basis. i'd imagine a big jump today or maybe soon - possibly not on the weekend though. or perhaps the fix, as they say, is in.
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Cabbages and Kings posted:I'd be one of them if I was childless! I only leave home once a week to play wizard poker, aside from that. The hell's wizard poker
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Apr 3, 2020 13:54
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Crusader posted:now would be a good time for aliens to invade do you mean for comedic effect or do you mean tactically because tactically why would you try to fight someone standing in a burning building?
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Cao Ni Ma posted:haha choosing 108 people for the trial Based on the small sample size they're probably only in phase I. So at this point they're just trying to make sure it won't kill anyone. Phase III is when they have to actually prove it works with thousands of people. Most drugs and vaccines don't make it past this point 
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Apr 3, 2020 13:56
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Mr. Lobe posted:The hell's wizard poker Magic: the Gathering, which has been suspended in real life
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Apr 3, 2020 13:57
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https://twitter.com/France24_fr/status/1246050502950952961?s=20 Various French newspapers and magazines have started writing about BCG, there were also some reports in Argentine and Portuguese sources
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Apr 3, 2020 13:58
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lmao this is so hosed
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Apr 3, 2020 13:59
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Bulgakov posted:i dont understand what this means You've never seen "The Life of Brian?" Rectify that immediately.
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2DCAT posted:lmao this is so hosed Didn't the US do this for Francebound masks too? Just how much goodwill does the states have left to burn through with the EU?
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Apr 3, 2020 14:01
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Trump sending critical supplies to friends in flyover states with 3 people because New York and California hurt his feelings
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Ebola Roulette posted:Based on the small sample size they're probably only in phase I. So at this point they're just trying to make sure it won't kill anyone. they chose sample size probably based on this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_Margin which in turn comes from some buddhist tradition quote:Water Margin was based on the exploits of the outlaw Song Jiang and his 108 companions (The 36 "Heavenly Spirits" and the 72 "Earthly Demons").
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Despicable https://mobile.twitter.com/TalbertSwan/status/1246056297969209352
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Impkins Patootie posted:i wake up at 7:45 a.m. and roll out of bed, out of my pajamas and into my day leggings. i brush my teeth and wash my face and do a 30 to 60-minute workout in a mat-sized space i’ve carved out of my tiny living room to use as my “home gym.” i check in on slack with my colleagues. i write. (some days, this goes better than others.) i zoom into a meeting. i cook something (probably an alison roman recipe). maybe i facetime for social interaction. maybe i watch something on netflix. maybe i livestream some yoga. maybe i run out to buy food and try to stave off a panic attack at the grocery store. i drink a glass of wine. i take off my day leggings and change back into pajamas. some days, the whole schedule thing goes to hell because it can be impossible to be productive during a global crisis and i’m just trying not to lose my mind. i go to bed. repeat. On a good day I wake up at noon to some noise outside, look at the computer for a couple hours to try and make sense of what the world’s become. Around two I pour myself a cup of coffee and slowly drink half of it over the course of an hour and then I’m finally wide awake and ready to make cheap shots about whatever the forums are talking about today. Then I game for a bit and then stay up until dawn catching up on something that seemed more important than sleeping at the time. Only reason I’m only having mild panic attacks about this is it effectively means it’s not my fault if I die young because the deck was stacked against me from the start and I’ve found some measure of peace knowing that.
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2DCAT posted:lmao this is so hosed  In similar news the Netherlands recently received 1000 ventilators from the Phillips factory in America (not because Phillips is a Dutch company, but because they put in the order earlier)
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twoday posted:https://twitter.com/France24_fr/status/1246050502950952961?s=20 I'm worried about you.
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Impkins Patootie posted:i wake up at 7:45 a.m. and roll out of bed, out of my pajamas and into my day leggings. i brush my teeth and wash my face and do a 30 to 60-minute workout in a mat-sized space i’ve carved out of my tiny living room to use as my “home gym.” i check in on slack with my colleagues. i write. (some days, this goes better than others.) i zoom into a meeting. i cook something (probably an alison roman recipe). maybe i facetime for social interaction. maybe i watch something on netflix. maybe i livestream some yoga. maybe i run out to buy food and try to stave off a panic attack at the grocery store. i drink a glass of wine. i take off my day leggings and change back into pajamas. some days, the whole schedule thing goes to hell because it can be impossible to be productive during a global crisis and i’m just trying not to lose my mind. i go to bed. repeat. super sweet best pal posted:On a good day I wake up at noon to some noise outside, look at the computer for a couple hours to try and make sense of what the world’s become. Around two I pour myself a cup of coffee and slowly drink half of it over the course of an hour and then I’m finally wide awake and ready to make cheap shots about whatever the forums are talking about today. Then I game for a bit and then stay up until dawn catching up on something that seemed more important than sleeping at the time. Only reason I’m only having mild panic attacks about this is it effectively means it’s not my fault if I die young because the deck was stacked against me from the start and I’ve found some measure of peace knowing that. these american psycho fanfics suck
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Salt Fish posted:I'm worried about you. you too, friendo But also, a theory in a post I made is appearing daily in newspapers around the world and people keep contacting me asking questions about it, is that weird that I check twitter and scroll to look for news about it during my daily multi-hour twitter reading session? twoday has issued a correction as of 14:23 on Apr 3, 2020 |
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facetoucher cat posted:https://twitter.com/JenaFriedman/status/1245913452729602048 nah
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facetoucher cat posted:https://twitter.com/NorbertElekes/status/1245897901550833665 the NYPD has 34000 uniformed officers
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