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Subjunctive posted:if all else fails, there’s always magnets go all the way, get a deep brain electrode implant
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You could put a long, profanity-laden header and footer as a comment in your hosts reminding you of what a poo poo you're being. If nothing else you might at least make yourself feel  about it.But yeah, looking into CBT might be helpful as well?
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infernal machines posted:go all the way, get a deep brain electrode implant apropos which, mind swinging by and holding this drill for me?
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Apr 3, 2020 14:55
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in the spirit of proper social distancing it will be taped to the end of a hockey stick
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Apr 3, 2020 15:02
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put the computer in an area where what you're doing can be seen
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Apr 3, 2020 15:04
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livestream all your internet use on twitch it won't fix your problems but you might make money out of it
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Seconding that this is one of those "technical solution for an interpersonal problem" areas. If you're more technically inclined than your "wife" (assuming that you're not just implementing this to hold someone else hostage in a relationship), it's going to be hard to design or use something you can't work around. She probably needs to take the router with her while she goes to work, and replace your smartphone with a jitterbug, but if you need internet to work from home you may well just be hosed.
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Apr 3, 2020 15:42
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that's where we'll end this discussion
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im guessing the op has a gambling problem & their wife has given them an ultimatum
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Krankenstyle posted:im guessing the op has a gambling problem & their wife has given them an ultimatum You're right about the first part. However here's the reason I didn't explain it initially, because no one will believe me; I have a system. Yeah it works 100% of the time. However it doesn't "feel" like gambling because I know I can't lose. So late at night I tend to lose all my winnings by just doing regular gambling instead of on system. So the next day I have to then make back the lost winnings on system. Which I then lose that night. Although I'm still coming out ahead overall I'm wasting an incredible amount of time and with a new baby on the way I can't afford to keep staying up until 3am losing winnings every night. E: think I need to just get a safe for my phone at night and put the router under the wife's pillow. Could technically still get around it but it'd be a lot of hassle. Wutang-Yutani fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Apr 3, 2020 |
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Apr 3, 2020 17:10
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lmao sorry for your lots
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Apr 3, 2020 17:11
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There is never a system in gambling. edit: If you want people to believe you, explain the system. Unless you're literally exploiting a blatant flaw in some RNG or something, there is never a system.
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Apr 3, 2020 17:11
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ymgve posted:exploiting a blatant flaw in some RNG or something,
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Apr 3, 2020 17:14
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Teach your wife to do the system. Then she can earn money and keep it in her account, out of your reach.
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Apr 3, 2020 17:18
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you're going to get your internet kneecaps internet broke by internet casino security
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Apr 3, 2020 17:55
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maybe not literally but there is a significant chance that if you're lucky your winnings will be clawed back and if you're unlucky you will be prosecuted for CFAA violations
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Apr 3, 2020 18:08
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have you tried russian roulette or five finger fillet to get the thrill of gambling without risking your system
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haveblue posted:maybe not literally but there is a significant chance that if you're lucky your winnings will be clawed back and if you're unlucky you will be prosecuted for CFAA violations also that
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like if you are actually winning real money on this RNG exploit, there will be a reckoning for you from the site, and best case scenario is "give us back all the money you won by cheating" and worst case is "we sue you for everything, and get a friendly lawyer to prosecute using the aforementioned CFAA"
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If it's something like Hearts or some poo poo maybe you can play a non-monetized version at night (I assume this is code for "when drunk") rather than the real one? Maybe you could also set up a domain and limit your login hours?
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a bad RNG in a gambling site makes me immediately assume it's some cryptocurrency bullshit because they're the only ones dumb enough to do that, so the comedy result is they put out a hit on you on the darkweb and some fedora neckbeard shows up at your house with his katana to duel you and collect the bounty
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Shame Boy posted:a bad RNG in a gambling site makes me immediately assume it's some cryptocurrency bullshit because they're the only ones dumb enough to do that, so the comedy result is they put out a hit on you on the darkweb and some fedora neckbeard shows up at your house with his katana to duel you and collect the bounty quote:“Did you win your sword fight?"
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we know from experience that that's really going to end up with they put out a hit on the dark web and hire an undercover fbi agent and all get busted
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Apr 3, 2020 19:24
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i don't remember that part of big hero 6 yes i know it's from snow crash shut up
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Apr 3, 2020 20:08
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https://sso.tax/
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why the hell is there a dot tax tld, that seems like the sort of thing that would only be useful to phishing attempts 99% of the time "see we're the irs ma'am, not just anyone could have a dot tax"
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Shame Boy posted:why the hell is there a dot tax tld, that seems like the sort of thing that would only be useful to phishing attempts 99% of the time dot cool
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Wutang-Yutani posted:Interesting... But can't you just 8.8.8.8 past it in your nic settings? If you're giving your kids an account with local admin instead of a regular user account they're eventually going to figure out how to bypass whatever you set up. Edit: Your wife should have the only admin account on that computer Jesus Christ
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klosterdev posted:If you're giving your kids an account with local admin instead of a regular user account they're eventually going to figure out how to bypass whatever you set up. and if you give them a regular user account they'll figure out how to bypass it in a more creative way that gives them valuable IT knowledge so they can grow up to be a computer toucher
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Shame Boy posted:and if you give them a regular user account they'll figure out how to bypass it in a more creative way that gives them valuable IT knowledge so they can grow up to be a computer toucher
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mystes posted:Make them go through crackmes and CTF exercises of progressive difficulty to bypass it. *coronavirus quarantine perimeter breached by a hungover lithuanian man desperate for a morning smoke*
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klosterdev posted:If you're giving your kids an account with local admin instead of a regular user account they're eventually going to figure out how to bypass whatever you set up. the more i think about this situation, the unfortunate truth is that if you're trying to solve this problem with technology and can't/won't solve with therapy/CBT/getting yelled at by your wife, the only actual solve is literally just removing all access to technology for you. If you actually don't trust yourself this much, there's nothing that you can set up as a computer toucher that isn't bypassable by you the computer toucher
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Apr 3, 2020 21:27
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could god make a satoshi dice that even they couldnt access?
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The router blacklist would have worked, so long as I didn't have the ISP logins available on a reset. drat https... And I'm not too worried about the casinos breaking my legs as I'm being very careful with non traceable accounts and morally I'm not concerned as these are the scummiest of the lot when it comes to online casinos. It's not even legal for them to offer their services in my country and they'd apparently get arrested if they ever tried to enter the country. I'm just gonna get a lock box for my phone at night and maybe throw take the rj11 cable out of the router at night.
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Wutang-Yutani posted:I'm being very careful with non traceable accounts oh boy  be sure to follow up with us when your bank account is inevitably frozen and closed due to suspicious activity despite how careful you've been
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Apr 4, 2020 00:55
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Yeah again this boils down to a "you shouldn't be trusted with internet connected devices" at this point. edit: because the AML teams at your bank are better than you thinking you're untraceable and they will eventually figure it out and gently caress you up
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Apr 4, 2020 00:58
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simple solution op: gamble the winnings against your wife
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Apr 4, 2020 01:10
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yeah your bank is going to demand you provide positive proof that you aren't doing crimes and, well, you are. and you aren't going to be able to lie or forge your way out of it without doing further crimes
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like the further you talk about this i would legitimately remove your access to any internet enabled device (you don't even get a smartphone anymore, go buy a PAYG from walmart), consider getting a lawyer on standby, and be trying to see a gambling/addiction specializing therapist
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