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josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

*running screaming into the thread* LEARN RUST

e: oh such a bad snipe. u32 is rust's extremely terse unsigned integer type.

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Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

Azza Bamboo posted:

Given that we put all of our tax income in a single big pot that gets divided up in the budget,

Note that this is how neoliberal governments choose to depict the process of budgeting and taxation, not how it actually works.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Strom Cuzewon posted:

The full documentary, Secret Life of the Cell, is readily available online, and its absolutely great. Has dramatic music for when antibodies fly in like its loving Apocalypse Now.

I feel like I've seen it in school but it can't possibly be that old.

I can't possibly be that old, tell me I'm not that old

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

Kin posted:

Hmm, I dunno about that. People are ignorant enough about how this all works that they bought into the credit card analogy as justification for austerity.

Sorry, when I said "we" I meant lefties, basically. I agree with you completely about the reason they have and will continue to get away with it even while thousands are dying.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

I feel like I've seen it in school but it can't possibly be that old.

I can't possibly be that old, tell me I'm not that old

2012, so I'm not sure you're that young

There were similar clips and poo poo doing the rounds before that, swear I saw one back in 2008.

gently caress, what have i done with the last 12 years.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde
An article regarding Zoom, the thing the cabinet were using for video conferencing.

They seem to have rolled their own encryption, it's not very good.
The encryption keys are generated by servers in China because,
Zoom is an American company but it looks like it's actually developed by their companies in China.

quote:

Internet traffic, appear to be generated by Zoom servers, and in some cases, are delivered to participants in a Zoom meeting through servers in China, even when all meeting participants, and the Zoom subscriber’s company, are outside of China.


:lol: boris :china:


https://twitter.com/0xabad1dea/status/1246143017611931650?s=20

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

WhatEvil posted:

OK well fair enough, but you say he's a friend of yours? You should tell him to include an outlet valve. He could probably make one with a single rubber washer or thin rubber flap of the right size/flexibility.
I could ask. He didn't want any moving parts in the basic design though, because if you've reached the state where your national PPE scheme is "poo poo I hope some member of the public figures out how to mass produce PPE" and you're offloading it onto an army of the types of people that buy 3D printers, the last thing you want them to do is start getting creative. At least with designs that are being sent to the key workers.

I guess it's like the Sten of PPE, bad and uncomfortable but if you follow the template even someone with zero gunsmithing experience can churn out a few dozen.

I wonder if in the aftermath of this we'll realize that the state can do things, like house the homeless or build things, or if we'll go straight back to "well some plucky individuals stepped up and anyway free marketplace of ideas" waffle.


e: ^^^ fucken :lol::lol:

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Strom Cuzewon posted:

2012, so I'm not sure you're that young

There were similar clips and poo poo doing the rounds before that, swear I saw one back in 2008.

gently caress, what have i done with the last 12 years.

Oh thank god. The graphics look too good for me to have seen it in school

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Guavanaut posted:

I wonder if in the aftermath of this we'll realize that the state can do things, like house the homeless or build things, or if we'll go straight back to "well some plucky individuals stepped up and anyway free marketplace of ideas" waffle.

Given the piles of free food being delivered to the hospital I was at yesterday, I'd say there's a raft of companies with press releases ready to go the moment #10 announces the crisis is over, claiming how much their doughnuts helped.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

Tarnop posted:

Note that this is how neoliberal governments choose to depict the process of budgeting and taxation, not how it actually works.

Like any model it explains it to a level and then if you want to be a nerd and learn the "well actually" you can get a degree in it. Like how you'll have to re learn photosynthesis for every single key stage in your standardised testing.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Re-learn in the sense of "do the same thing about five times" in my case.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

sinky posted:

An article regarding Zoom, the thing the cabinet were using for video conferencing.

They seem to have rolled their own encryption, it's not very good.
The encryption keys are generated by servers in China because,
Zoom is an American company but it looks like it's actually developed by their companies in China.



:lol: boris :china:


https://twitter.com/0xabad1dea/status/1246143017611931650?s=20

Whatever the Chinese equivalent of :nsa: is, it appears on a copy of this slide somewhere in the 3rd Department.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Azza Bamboo posted:

Like any model it explains it to a level and then if you want to be a nerd and learn the "well actually" you can get a degree in it. Like how you'll have to re learn photosynthesis for every single key stage in your standardised testing.

This is like the US Civil War/states rights thing, isn't it?

If you know nothing about economics, you say "Why not just print money?"
If you know a little bit, you talk about velocity of money and inflationary pressures.
If you know a lot, you say "BRRRRR"

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

Azza Bamboo posted:

Like any model it explains it to a level and then if you want to be a nerd and learn the "well actually" you can get a degree in it. Like how you'll have to re learn photosynthesis for every single key stage in your standardised testing.

Yes, it explains it to a level that allows them to claim there's no money left and poor people need to die for 10 years.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Well it's easier than saying that we're in an interconnected globalised economy that'd rather effectively deny us access to imported food than admit that the pound is just a concept and that there's no problem with pulling some pounds out of thin air to give to solving the financial crisis from the ground up.

We learn to consume before we learn to labour. We have a much more intuitive understanding of the value of money than we do labour.

Sad Panda
Sep 22, 2004

I'm a Sad Panda.

kingturnip posted:

Given the piles of free food being delivered to the hospital I was at yesterday, I'd say there's a raft of companies with press releases ready to go the moment #10 announces the crisis is over, claiming how much their doughnuts helped.

Subway emailed me today to let me know just how much they've been helping people, and that my 0 subway points would freeze and not expire while stores are closed.

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

e: gently caress it, pointless conversation anyway

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
They have a bunch of product they can't sell and that'll go rotten. Why not liberally apply it to marketing?

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

Tarnop posted:

What's the benefit of "easier" in this case?

Either way the power isn't in the hands of the people being killed, and no guarantee that even if there was an understanding that they wouldn't accept it as the way things are any less. Particularly as consent would have to come from the rest of the globalised world as well as our part. There's no benefit to be had from the treasury if you're losing elections, not just here but everywhere we trade with.

Or should I say benefits.

The benefit is not encumbering people with knowledge that bears absolutely no use to them in their lives.

Azza Bamboo fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Apr 3, 2020

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Whatever the Chinese equivalent of :nsa: is, it appears on a copy of this slide somewhere in the 3rd Department.
eh i'd put it down to incompetence, a mildly competent job wouldn't raise an eyebrow compared to claiming AES 256, but doing 128 ECB in practice. the regions the servers are physically located is p irrelevant beyond legal jurisdiction/clickbait. end of the day you should always be adapting your communication based on how much you can trust a medium, not the party on the other end.

there's been a lot of leaping at zoom for what are p typical fuckups for companies as everyone's bored this pandemic with a lack of distracting news and it suddenly got popular, but there hasn't been anything especially egregious popping up so far. this'll be the next p typical fuckup that hits the newscycle if anyone bothers digging as everyone who tries to be clever with low latency voip falls in the trap:
https://twitter.com/colmmacc/status/1246160773379796994
for those who aren't familiar if you send voice packets with a variable length and no padding/timing element to them then a person on the line can just figure out the syllables you were speaking and reconstruct the words. encryption on them is irrelevant unless its padded to a fixed size - the metadata of size and time can show enough information to reconstruct

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

goddamnedtwisto posted:

This is like the US Civil War/states rights thing, isn't it?

If you know nothing about economics, you say "Why not just print money?"
If you know a little bit, you talk about velocity of money and inflationary pressures.
If you know a lot, you say "BRRRRR"

In case anyone hasn't seen it yet:

https://brrr.money/

(turn the sound on and crank the slider)

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib

namesake posted:

It's slightly more complicated than that. The NHS is actually a series of subcontractors - Clinical Commissioning groups and specialist networks like cancers and dental surgery or the military all hold budgets which they then contract out service provision to Trusts and other approved bodies (which is where private services can bid and win contracts). Once within a contract if a service performs operations they can charge the commissioning bodies a certain value for each procedure and if a condition of the contract isn't fulfilled then the commissioners can charge the service provider penalties. This means there's a circulating internal health economy which means there can be a lot of debt banking up over time as it's essentially fictional money until it needs to be paid outside of this relationship to staff or suppliers or shareholders and so it allows an internal market to exist and drive capitalist logic 'efficiencies' within the various sectors but without healthcare providers actually going bust except the private ones which can get hosed.

Basically it's bad but not like a real debt.

vvv No it wasn't. There's going to be some emergency funding avenues which might be accruing interest but there's not the same sort of issue as there is with PFI.

So like if someone has a beautiful fish tank and instead of feeding all the fish together, they just give food flakes to the neon tetras. The plecostomii clean algae off the walls which they should get flakes for, but the tetras say that they don't deserve any because the walls aren't quite clean enough. Rather than let the plecs starve which would ruin everything, the tetras generously lend them the food instead.
Time goes by, the plecs get more in debt to the tetras, but nobody cares because fundamentally someone still puts in enough flakes for all the fish to eat and the walls are fairly clean.
Then the owner decides that the plecs are being feckless, so they throw away the bubbly treasure chest as punishment and oh by the way boys, flake ration's halved. You'll just have to eat each other.
Then the owner suddenly gets motor neurone disease and starts throwing in flakes by the fistful to try and repair the neglect. As immobility tightens its grip their final days are spent before the murky green tank, within which two listless fish eyeball each other across the filth strewn wastes of what was once magnificent.

I'm not really sure what point I'm trying to make, except that it's loving bananas.

minema
May 31, 2011
loving how there's news stories shouting about how TWO NURSES HAVE DIED and then one sentence at the end saying "oh yeah and two healthcare assistants died too", one of whom resigned after being told she couldn't wear a mask on the ward she worked on because it was against trust policy.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
So which debts have been written off? Debts to the treasury or debts owed to Trusts, CCGs and other businesses operating in the health economy?

I want to know where this is coming from because I'm wondering if this writing off debt constitutes a U turn on tory policy or whether the decision is actually being driven by the market's uncertainty. In other words, something they'd only do if their business partners don't feel confident in the health market rather than something that could have just been done at any point without repercussions.

If they're buying up and writing off private debt assets because the current health market stinks so bad that no one wants them, that's totally different to saying they could have just done this anytime.

Azza Bamboo fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Apr 3, 2020

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

Stolen from the the Cursed Images thread



https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11320198/coronavirus-5g-conspiracy-theory-masts/

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Burn the rest of the internet, too, cowards.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
I like seeing you folk talking and that is the internet!

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Azza Bamboo posted:

Burn the rest of the internet, too, cowards.

Please don't, it'd be a lot harder to do :filez: with no internet

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib

Nice. 5G has a range of only a few hundred metres or so which means the base stations are mostly going to be innocuous lumps on the side of buildings in town centres, not masts out in the countryside where they'd provide superfast data rates to a handful of sheep and not much else.
Burning down masts will get the 4G and 3G transmitters though. These bands are useful for communications in more remote areas and we do use them for quite a lot of telemetry on boring, important things like oil interceptors, rising mains and water pumps. We did, anyway.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
First foray into universal credit... actually rather painless? Despite the spike in applications it's been sorted within a week, the guy who dealt with me on the phone was genuinely really nice and helpful, and I've specifically been told I've got no commitments in terms of looking for work until coronavirus blows over. I mean sure it's only £400/month which is garbage but I'm surprised the process went as smoothly especially given the circumstances.

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

ThomasPaine posted:

First foray into universal credit... actually rather painless? Despite the spike in applications it's been sorted within a week, the guy who dealt with me on the phone was genuinely really nice and helpful, and I've specifically been told I've got no commitments in terms of looking for work until coronavirus blows over. I mean sure it's only £400/month which is garbage but I'm surprised the process went as smoothly especially given the circumstances.

Dunno what all the fuss is about

e: also it was £317 a month before real people had to start claiming it

Tarnop fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Apr 3, 2020

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


ThomasPaine posted:

First foray into universal credit... actually rather painless? Despite the spike in applications it's been sorted within a week, the guy who dealt with me on the phone was genuinely really nice and helpful, and I've specifically been told I've got no commitments in terms of looking for work until coronavirus blows over. I mean sure it's only £400/month which is garbage but I'm surprised the process went as smoothly especially given the circumstances.

The problems were never about claiming it, it's about the fact that (under normal conditions) you're expected to spend 36 hours a week searching for jobs, a loving physical impossibility. That you're expected to account for those hours, explaining exactly what you did, where as under the old system you just showed what jobs you applied for, where you checked for them and that was it. Also that you don't get the money for a minimum of 5 weeks. And if you need money before that then they encourage you to take out a loan (honestly, the last time I did it it was more like "strongly encouraged" even after I said no). The immense strain I felt the last time I was on UC left me feeling like I had a stark choice, stop claiming benefits I was entitled to or off myself & you can guess which choice I took.

I fear this will give people like you (but less informed) a false impression of the system & after lockdown ends we'll get "the system is clearly too soft on the work-shy bastards".

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Endjinneer posted:

So like if someone has a beautiful fish tank and instead of feeding all the fish together, they just give food flakes to the neon tetras. The plecostomii clean algae off the walls which they should get flakes for, but the tetras say that they don't deserve any because the walls aren't quite clean enough. Rather than let the plecs starve which would ruin everything, the tetras generously lend them the food instead.
Time goes by, the plecs get more in debt to the tetras, but nobody cares because fundamentally someone still puts in enough flakes for all the fish to eat and the walls are fairly clean.
Then the owner decides that the plecs are being feckless, so they throw away the bubbly treasure chest as punishment and oh by the way boys, flake ration's halved. You'll just have to eat each other.
Then the owner suddenly gets motor neurone disease and starts throwing in flakes by the fistful to try and repair the neglect. As immobility tightens its grip their final days are spent before the murky green tank, within which two listless fish eyeball each other across the filth strewn wastes of what was once magnificent.

I'm not really sure what point I'm trying to make, except that it's loving bananas.

What actually happens is that the Plec grows bigger and bigger and bigger and eventually fills the entire tank and goes "lol no" at the Neon Tetras.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Been a while since I've posted The Chart



they've decided to make it a 7-day rolling average for some reason. The trends are pretty clear though, especially the trend of the UK and US loving this up big time

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

forkboy84 posted:

The problems were never about claiming it, it's about the fact that (under normal conditions) you're expected to spend 36 hours a week searching for jobs, a loving physical impossibility. That you're expected to account for those hours, explaining exactly what you did, where as under the old system you just showed what jobs you applied for, where you checked for them and that was it. Also that you don't get the money for a minimum of 5 weeks. And if you need money before that then they encourage you to take out a loan (honestly, the last time I did it it was more like "strongly encouraged" even after I said no). The immense strain I felt the last time I was on UC left me feeling like I had a stark choice, stop claiming benefits I was entitled to or off myself & you can guess which choice I took.

I fear this will give people like you (but less informed) a false impression of the system & after lockdown ends we'll get "the system is clearly too soft on the work-shy bastards".

I'm not saying it's not poo poo, I was just expecting the whole process of applying and getting it to be slow and obtuse especially given Tories and the pressure on the system atm and was surprised that it was fairly painless. Obviously I know that in normal times the work searching stuff is insane, I remember how lovely being on jobseeker's was a few years back and I assume it has gotten worse. I used to just lie through my arse and spend 2 mins copy pasting a few job references I had no intention of applying for into the online journal every day and they always seemed to believe me. No idea whether that's as easy to do anymore.

e: I do think this varies hugely though, I've only ever been on benefits in relatively solid left, mostly working class, areas. It makes a huge difference if your adviser person is happy enough to just wave you through and rubber stamp the paperwork without looking at it too hard, which most of mind were. I had a friend claiming in the Tory heartlands who said it was loving abysmal and everyone who worked in the jobcentre clearly despised him and every other claimant and treated it as part of their work to humiliate and gently caress them over and make things as hard as possible at every opportunity, which isn't something I ever experienced to any extent (thankfully)

Tarnop posted:

Dunno what all the fuss is about

e: also it was £317 a month before real people had to start claiming it

You're being a bit unfair here because I obviously didn't say that and I know it's nowhere near enough to live off for the great majority of people. On your edit though, I think the £400/month is now the standard figure (or just short, because it's like £95/week), and that the additional £20/week they're giving is going to be added during the crisis period making it £450-500/month total. This is coming from someone I know at the DWP but I don't have anything specifically saying that so who knows. Yes, I agree that it's pretty laughable.

ThomasPaine fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Apr 4, 2020

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

eh i'd put it down to incompetence, a mildly competent job wouldn't raise an eyebrow compared to claiming AES 256, but doing 128 ECB in practice. the regions the servers are physically located is p irrelevant beyond legal jurisdiction/clickbait. end of the day you should always be adapting your communication based on how much you can trust a medium, not the party on the other end.

The servers supplying/holding the keys being located in China is a monumental fuckup. In fact it's not even a fuckup, it's way beyond the reach of Hanlon's Razor - there's literally no way that PLA don't have complete access to everything on that server. It's almost certain that's the actual reason that they're even there, because it's extremely unlikely PLA would actually allow a Chinese company to develop a comms method without giving them access. At the very least you'd expect Zoom to have said "Hey, why don't we just host this in the same place as the rest of our servers" and, you know, actually expected a solid technical reason why not (which I certainly can't think of).

I'd be extremely leary of using Zoom even for company-confidential communications in a situation like that, that we had an actual Cabinet meeting using it (when approved teleconferencing applications, okay all the way up to TOP SECRET and beyond, exist and would certainly be available to the loving Prime Minister) is completely inexcusable.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Azza Bamboo posted:

So which debts have been written off? Debts to the treasury or debts owed to Trusts, CCGs and other businesses operating in the health economy?

I want to know where this is coming from because I'm wondering if this writing off debt constitutes a U turn on tory policy or whether the decision is actually being driven by the market's uncertainty. In other words, something they'd only do if their business partners don't feel confident in the health market rather than something that could have just been done at any point without repercussions.

If they're buying up and writing off private debt assets because the current health market stinks so bad that no one wants them, that's totally different to saying they could have just done this anytime.

The mechanism for writing off the debt was converting the loans to equity - so in reality there will have been billions of pounds of loans from NHSE/government to Trusts for capital expenditures (seemingly the main reason for these loans) which are now being turned from a monetary obligation into a direct 'ownership' of the Trusts (which is only possible because a Trust is a separate financial entity from the NHSE to begin with). So there's no private market consideration, this is a balance sheet manipulation which gives a nice headline but also stops the Trusts worrying about repayment obligations to NHSE and allows them to re-enter that same level of debt, presumably still to NHSE/government to finance their future needs.

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Been a while since I've posted The Chart



they've decided to make it a 7-day rolling average for some reason. The trends are pretty clear though, especially the trend of the UK and US loving this up big time

I absolutely love that the dumb-dumb online response to this hasn't been the legit 'okay I don't like authoritatianism but clearly strong lockdown works and private financial interests in healthcare systems causes predictable inefficiencies' it's been 'China caused the virus to gently caress the world they only handled it better because they knew it was coming'.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Been a while since I've posted The Chart



they've decided to make it a 7-day rolling average for some reason. The trends are pretty clear though, especially the trend of the UK and US loving this up big time

A 7-day rolling average smooths out all the oddities like the drop in UK numbers at the weekend and random drops that people keep pointing at and saying "SEE IT WAS ALL JUST A HOAX".

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Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
So the trusts are giving their equity to NHSE for this writeoff?

Christ if Jezza had done this the headlines would be "Corbyn Communises Healthcare Mid Crisis"

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