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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I googled it and was disappointed. Apart from a somewhat alarming illustration of the mechanicals of the thing, there was nothing that'd shock the average goon in 2020 Solice Kirsk posted:Yeah, I was disappointed too. Just a one time use fleshlight thing. I've seen sex dolls made with fake bones and buttholes held in place with balloons. My expectations were too high. Oh, I know the pics weren't shocking or gross or anything. But just in case someone was browsing on a work/shared computer, I was merely rushing to get a warning in. I certainly wasn't expecting a sex toy named after a Garfield kitten.
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uguu posted:I'm looking for the story about a fat American girl who goes to Japan and is generally awful over there, but in the end she meets a grandma and everything turns out well. God, I remember this story so clearly. The girl was referred to as something like “Piggy-chan” or similar. I remember that she had brought an entire suitcase full of snacks with her because she was worried she wouldn’t be able to eat anything, and that there was an extended story about learning traditional Japanese dance. I can’t find it, but I’ll keep looking. Also I’m pretty sure that the narrator was the fat girl’s cousin, but she had been living in Japan for a number of years and had a Japanese roommate, whose mother was the “reformer.”
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uguu posted:I'm looking for the story about a fat American girl who goes to Japan and is generally awful over there, but in the end she meets a grandma and everything turns out well. FOUND IT! https://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplestories/comments/222374/chibiham_juicy_and_me_yokoso_chapter_1/ e: wow I forgot just how stdh.txt this story is curlingiron fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Apr 4, 2020 |
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curlingiron posted:FOUND IT! My hero! How did you find it? edit: I know, it's great ^^ uguu fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Apr 4, 2020 |
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Apr 4, 2020 02:17
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uguu posted:My hero! I remembered the “Chibi” part, and that was enough to find it again. I think my actual search was “chibi-chan fat girl” 
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Apr 4, 2020 02:20
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Normalman posted:Something I've been missing so much, that I've wanted to see it again for all these years, but I can't for the life of me find out anything about it or if it's even up anymore. This reminds me of something... When the "new" Star Trek movies with Chris Pine were announced, someone made a mash-up of the trailer for the new Star Trek movie with the episode of Star Trek where Kirk gets split in two. In it Shatner watches Pine on a viewscreen then starts pounding the console saying "I am Kirk, I am Kirk" anyway, IIRC it got taken off youtube for a DMCA violation, but if someone had it I would love to have a copy.
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Someone waaaaay earlier in this thread asked for the second half of the “Creature” mini-series with Kim Cattrall. I said i had it on VHS and would video capture it soon. Well, now I have the time so I’ll do that this week and post it here (I hope you are still reading this thread)! Half remembering another white whale - would be 1997-1998? An early internet game I played on a computer at the school my mom was teaching at? I think I was a giant robot? Looking back I think the robot was vaguely Voltron/Gundam-esque? And the first part of the game you’re flying through the sky, and then the second part you’re walking through the city, and you’re as big as the buildings. That’s literally everything I remember. Don’t know how I found the game, don’t know what website it was on. Game probably doesn’t even exist anymore. Speaking of, this is more general - but is there any archive of all those great/terrible early Nick/Cartoon Network/Fox Kids/Kids WB Internet Flash games? I would love to be able to play them again.
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Conrad_Birdie posted:Speaking of, this is more general - but is there any archive of all those great/terrible early Nick/Cartoon Network/Fox Kids/Kids WB Internet Flash games? I would love to be able to play them again.
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Another old game request. Back in the VGA & BBS era I played a top down space combat game that was similar to Star Control 2's combat but had none of the trade and diplomacy extra stuff. It was two ships on screen at the same time. One of them shot short, alternating inch-long red lasers. The background was a brisk starfield. Part of the mechanic might have been using screen wrapping to get behind your opponent. It would have been around 1993. It was not Solar Winds, but it was similar in look and feel. Someone's hasty cheap clone. Not Star Hammer either, but very, very close to that. Better frame rate to the graphics, but just as "thin" of a space game.
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Around 7ish years ago, there was a show on Discovery or one of those types of networks. It was about a genius who was in a different situation each episode, and showed how to make certain things for survival, and just for fun. One episode he made a potato launcher that he shot through a metal grate in an attempt to make French Fries, and in another he made one of those redneck hot tubs. I think “Genius” was in the title, but I’m stumped.
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Queefer Sutherland posted:Around 7ish years ago, there was a show on Discovery or one of those types of networks. It was about a genius who was in a different situation each episode, and showed how to make certain things for survival, and just for fun. hi stumped, i'm dad, does this look familiar ? https://stuckwithhackett.wordpress.com/2011/09/22/really-freaking-fast-food/
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InediblePenguin posted:hi stumped, i'm dad, does this look familiar ? https://stuckwithhackett.wordpress.com/2011/09/22/really-freaking-fast-food/ Yes!!!!!!!!! You made my day.
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Dude, if this has those weird Nickelodeon flash games that were on AOL I'll poo poo myself. R.i.p. my Catalina/Suzee Space Cases digital trading card.
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Apr 4, 2020 18:53
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This is incredible and exactly what I wanted! Thank you thank you thank you! Time to play a bunch of awful branded Flash games for the next week!
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Apr 4, 2020 19:13
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There is a post on the live forums about John flying the plane when he did as basically being a suicide note (I think, I can't find it) and I kinda want to read it again and remember the context. Anyone know what I'm talking about
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InediblePenguin posted:hi stumped, i'm dad, does this look familiar ? https://stuckwithhackett.wordpress.com/2011/09/22/really-freaking-fast-food/ Oh mannn, I remember that show. He did one where he made progressively better air conditioning for an abandoned hotel room out of abandoned junk.
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:This can be a cool thread where goons can post stuff they've been trying to find for years but have been unable to, like maybe the name of an old TV show, or a piece of media that they know exists but they cannot dig up, etc. I thought Janeane Garofalo was hot too. That sassy grrl power, who could resist? I guess my white whale would be a weird short they used to show on HBO back in the late 70s/early 80s about this guy who gets eaten by audio tape. I'm sure I would think it's really dumb now but back when I was 10 it was terrifying.
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Back in 2003, there was a Fark photoshop thread for an ugly bridal veil and one of the posters turned it into a slug wedding. It showed the slug bride and the slug groom from behind, in front of the slug officiant. I found the original post but of course the images are long dead. I haven't been able to track down any current things from the guy who made it, either. He had a link to a website in his bio, but it's been, you know, 17 years. I just want that slug wedding so bad! It was the wallpaper on our home PC for ages when I was in high school.
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I played a browser game last year, or maybe 2018? That was spooky and had a long nonsense url, something like wekzndgjuaueuanjkadnkabgkjadbdkadkjgkadgkljabeju.com linked on a goon discord server. I asked around there and people remembered what I was talking about, but nobody had a link and it was old enough to be erased from the server's chatlog. It was made mostly (entirely?) with old 2D video game sprites, from multiple games. All mashed together. You would wander across bizarre, dreamlike RPG tilesets that were littered with looping gifs of fighting game characters doing a combo, looping fire and explosion animations, and winged demons. The gameplay was I guess a "walking simulator" where you were basically just moving your character through the different rooms/areas to read the next bit of narrative text. There wasn't any combat or item collecting. You just walked through weird landscapes and each portion started with kind of a diary style confession from the main character/yourself? The story was something about the main character slowly transforming from a human into a succubus??? Each stage started with you waking up at night and feeling slightly different, and at the end you shed your humanity and flew off into the night as a demon??????? I remember some of the rooms had a loop of a song playing that repeated the words "Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon" with a twangy guitar??? WITCHCRAFT fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Apr 5, 2020 |
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b mad at me posted:I thought Janeane Garofalo was hot too. That sassy grrl power, who could resist? Recorded Live, a classic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Qeee8D2Ro
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abigserve posted:A counterstrike YouTube video of Australian/new Zealand shittalking over all chat in the half time of a ranked match. astonishingly I found this video when I started up an old phone I had (s4) and it was the last message I sent to anyone, dated 2015. What the gently caress? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDVeiunOMaI it does not live up to the memory
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WITCHCRAFT posted:I played a browser game last year, or maybe 2018? That was spooky and had a long nonsense url, something like wekzndgjuaueuanjkadnkabgkjadbdkadkjgkadgkljabeju.com linked on a goon discord server. I asked around there and people remembered what I was talking about, but nobody had a link and it was old enough to be erased from the server's chatlog. this sounds like it was inspired by Yume Nikki, if you google around for "games inspired by yume nikki" maybe someone wrote about it?
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WITCHCRAFT posted:I played a browser game last year, or maybe 2018? That was spooky and had a long nonsense url, something like wekzndgjuaueuanjkadnkabgkjadbdkadkjgkadgkljabeju.com linked on a goon discord server. I asked around there and people remembered what I was talking about, but nobody had a link and it was old enough to be erased from the server's chatlog. I think this is Black Room http://cass.itch.io/blackroom Oh yeah, here's the super jank link, too: http://hgjfkdhskjdgturrgehdsbjkfhdsjkahturaytklfdjjfjfff.net/blackroom.html Teketeketeketeke fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Apr 5, 2020 |
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Conrad_Birdie posted:Half remembering another white whale - would be 1997-1998? An early internet game I played on a computer at the school my mom was teaching at? I think I was a giant robot? Looking back I think the robot was vaguely Voltron/Gundam-esque? And the first part of the game you’re flying through the sky, and then the second part you’re walking through the city, and you’re as big as the buildings. That’s literally everything I remember. Don’t know how I found the game, don’t know what website it was on. Game probably doesn’t even exist anymore. Was it Shogo? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shogo:_Mobile_Armor_Division
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I thought that too, but "Internet game" made me think he probably meant Flash. But maybe not, and you win!
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Nooo it would def be a Flash/Shockwave game. Big sprite, you’re controlling the robot in a platformer-esque way. It probably is way too obscure to figure out, and I can’t even confirm my recollections are 100% correct. Just a couple images in the recesses of my mind.
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Help me, Goontectives! I'm about 90% sure this is part of the SCP Foundation but drat if I can remember its number! The story is about a Russian (Chinese?) entity, which kind of...slowly engulfs things and objects in encounters. It really stood out to me for the visceral quality of the writing, but also because it was illustrated, via a kind of diorama. It involved a number of people (I think there were three of them) in what looked like a small hut with a table and chair, all of which were absolutely covered with this pink, meat-like substance. It's like a tentacle-creature consumed them and made them part of itself. I'd really like to reread it.
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Astrofig posted:Help me, Goontectives! http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-610
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Conrad_Birdie posted:Nooo it would def be a Flash/Shockwave game. Big sprite, you’re controlling the robot in a platformer-esque way. It probably is way too obscure to figure out, and I can’t even confirm my recollections are 100% correct. Just a couple images in the recesses of my mind. check the site i linked earlier. they're trying to archive ALL the flash games and may have yours.
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InediblePenguin posted:check the site i linked earlier. they're trying to archive ALL the flash games and may have yours. Oh don’t worry I already downloaded it and am slowly making my way through it! “Robot” was one of the first things I searched for.
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A segment from a nature documentary from the 80's, probably BBC, possibly narrated by David Attenbourgh. It was about incompetent birds called hammerheads that lived in Southern Africa, it followed them over several years as they failed repeatedly to raise a chick. They kept killing them by mistake, one thing I remember was they choked one to death by feeding it a whole lizard as big as itself, it was funny but sad.
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yaffle posted:A segment from a nature documentary from the 80's, probably BBC, possibly narrated by David Attenbourgh. It was about incompetent birds called hammerheads that lived in Southern Africa, it followed them over several years as they failed repeatedly to raise a chick. They kept killing them by mistake, one thing I remember was they choked one to death by feeding it a whole lizard as big as itself, it was funny but sad. You might have better luck searching for “hamerkop”.
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i want to find a youtube video that i think was called something like how to cut a mango like a native. guy took a knife and cut around the seam. took a spoon and got the pit from both sides. same spoon got the skin off and done. 2 big old hunks of mango ready to eat. fast. no wasted mango. safe to do while simply holding the mango in your hands. the guy did it in a couple seconds sitting outside on his steps out of all ways thats definitely my favorite but the video or any that depict that way are gone. all you can find are terrible videos ranging from slashing at the mango with a knife while holding it  to ripping the peel off (while squeezing out all juice) then gnawing at the pit  to cutting on the sides of the pit and usually throwing a lot away  to at best what i described but then scoring it on a cutting board to get large cubesi already know that video will never turn up though gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Apr 7, 2020 |
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I remember a scene from a movie or TV show I saw when I was younger, couldn’t have been later than 1995 or 1996 I would say. I remember a scene in a WW2 submarine torpedo room, looked kinda like Das Boot but it wasn’t, as these guys are loading a torpedo the propellor starts up and a dude’s hand gets just absolutely chewed up, then suddenly it cuts and it’s a guy laying on a couch who wakes up and grabs his hand, obviously a nightmare and then the camera pans down and it shows he fell asleep reading a book about u-boats.
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I have a song that seems like it should be easy to find, but thanks to South Park, it's impossible. Back in the late 90's I heard a song on an alternative station in Austin. The subject was James Cameron. I think it was about having a crush on him and how all his movies were great. It was a female singer. I have no idea if it was just a local/obscure indie band, or some B-side of a bigger band. James Cameron song, however, just returns pages of South Park "Raising the Bar" results. Does anyone know this song?
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Astrofig posted:Help me, Goontectives! Did I get it right?
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Fatkraken posted:'roni related sorta: a little while back (last few years) there was a very informative doc on mainstream UK TV (probably the BBC) about whvt happens when a virus invades a cell. Found it! It was "secret universe: the hidden life of the cell", narrator was David Tennant and it's being repeated tonight on BBC4, so that's nice
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MachineryNoise posted:Recorded Live, a classic. Thanks, that's the one! Now that I see it as an adult, it still weirds me out. But I can appreciate that 70s LA vibe. I kept expecting Nicolette Larson to show up at the beginning.
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