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rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

it's the vaping lmao

sure hope it's not weed

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Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

Where are all these working class moderate Republican allies I've literally never met one

Well, to be fair that sounds like your problem right there. Maybe leave the house and mingle with them? :smug:

Rotacixe
Oct 21, 2008
All this has made me appreciate the smallest things in life more. Things like viruses.

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Also time to hospital I imagine and good old racism.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
https://twitter.com/grahamwalker/status/1246471645939695617

wow look at the top graph over 110% of people in bergamo have died. wash your hands!

joke

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة
Look, I think we can all have a hearty, nervous chuckle when some rear end in a top hat tempts fate and gets owned across five dimensions by the gods. Talk poo poo, get hit with your well deserved karmic backlash.

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

:discourse:

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Quetzadilla posted:

^^^^^ these are cops and wreckers fyi

nice

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Quetzadilla posted:

Selling trot papers for chuds to wipe their rear end with is literally better praxis than this dumb poo poo.

not surprised that you think cleaning chud asses is good praxis lol

next you'll be telling me to give them a handy while i'm down there, maybe they won't want me to die then

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Torpor posted:

Well, to be fair that sounds like your problem right there. Maybe leave the house and mingle with them? :smug:

You know any?

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


It's actually kind of hilarious that instead of primarily killing boomers in America it's killing younger people.

YRYMP

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
every time some piece of poo poo virus-denialist dies from the disease they encouraged people to get, i'm going to have another drink and turn Way Down Yonder On the Chattahoochee up a little louder

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

As long as we wait till Boris is dead, it's a price worth paying.

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
learned a lot about praxis
and a little 'bout love

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/Sandford_Police/status/1246125769539162113?s=20

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

D1E posted:

It's actually kind of hilarious that instead of primarily killing boomers in America it's killing younger people.

YRYMP

I think that article was using "under 70" for young people, like they're really cooking the stats on every one of these articles.

Only hospitalized cases are being considered cases, there are lots more under than over 70, etc

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

loving a thats awesome

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Sharkie posted:

every time some piece of poo poo virus-denialist dies from the disease they encouraged people to get, i'm going to have another drink and turn Way Down Yonder On the Chattahoochee up a little louder

Your going to end up extremely drunk over the next few days.... Bottoms up!! :)

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Trainee PornStar posted:

Your going to end up extremely drunk over the next few days.... Bottoms up!! :)

At work they sent out emails how drinking while on the job is not allowed during WFH.

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds

etalian posted:

At work they sent out emails how drinking while on the job is not allowed during WFH.

You dont tell them youre drinking silly

ChipNDip
Sep 6, 2010

How many deaths are prevented by an executive order that prevents big box stores from selling seeds, furniture, and paint?

cash crab posted:

so, healthdata projects a total of 93531 deaths in the US by August

ontario's model shows a upper estimate of 15000 over two years

both these models suppose social distancing and the first one also shows absolutely no projected deaths by july

do those estimates seem a little low to anyone else? why is there nothing for july?

They're assuming that we'll have a lid on new cases by late May.

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

LOL every time my anxiety subsides enough for me to read this thread I pop back in and then WHOOPS IT'S BACK

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Thoguh posted:

It's the stupidest thing and apparently the doctor the governor is consulting is a 30 something pediatrician. We're gonna get a bunch of extra people killed just because she's digging her heals in on this. And it's doubly stupid because according to the info out there Iowa is actually sitting pretty good on number of hospital beds and ventilators as long as people take things seriously and flatten the curve.

Iowa is 3rd worst for social distancing lol

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

etalian posted:

A New Yorker sighed as he was forced to order pizza with provel cheese.

we may live on one of the psycho Earths but that doesn't mean this is the darkest timeline you deranged pos

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
most of those articles describe “young people” as “less than 50 years old.” from personal experience, 30-40 year olds in the south are fat and unhealthy as gently caress. their bodies can still compensate under normal circumstances but not even covid is in the mix.

Quetzadilla
Jun 6, 2005

A PARTICULARLY GHOULISH SHITPOSTER FOR NEOLIBERLISM AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

Where are all these working class moderate Republican allies I've literally never met one

Woofer posted:

If they can’t figure it out when it’s right in front of them I don’t know what a chat over a cup of joe is gonna do.
Well for starters

https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/policy-and-politics/2017/8/24/16194086/bernie-trump-voters-study



If you can't actually conceive how someone presented with the (false) choice between the warmed over dogshit that is Clinton/Biden promising nothing will change and nothing can be better and "literally anything else" might take the second option then I don't know what to tell you. This is baby poo poo. Are you a socialist or a liberal?

ChipNDip
Sep 6, 2010

How many deaths are prevented by an executive order that prevents big box stores from selling seeds, furniture, and paint?

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

it's the vaping lmao

Or the obesity. Or just the general poor health caused by a more strained healthcare system and higher rates of poverty.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Sharkie posted:

every time some piece of poo poo virus-denialist dies from the disease they encouraged people to get, i'm going to have another drink and turn Way Down Yonder On the Chattahoochee up a little louder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsrYZ_NqG1M

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

cash crab posted:

so, healthdata projects a total of 93531 deaths in the US by August

ontario's model shows a upper estimate of 15000 over two years

both these models suppose social distancing and the first one also shows absolutely no projected deaths by july

do those estimates seem a little low to anyone else? why is there nothing for july?

You'll notice that 93,531 is the center of that range. Deaths so far are tracking at or slightly above the high end of the projection.

Which is 177,000 dead by August 1st.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Quetzadilla posted:

This isn't remotely true demographically speaking and this is a bad attitude to have if you ever want anything to change. Extracting the "average" trump voter and applying that to everyone who actually voted for Trump is ignoring all our class allies in that cohort who made that decision for a million reasons that aren't "my heart is full of bile and I want to see the world burn because I am a demon from hell" and we all know that.


There's a large gulf between "voted for Trump" and "wants me and my friends to die." If you want to laugh when your perceived enemies are laid low I can't stop you, but you should know that it's actively harmful to the socialist project and you're doing their work for them. The death of a public covid-denialist to covid is an opportunity for organizing and radicalization. If you really can't muster any sympathy and you'd rather gloat and take a victory lap on her grave causing chuds to doule down and retrench, then please sit down and shut the gently caress up.

I try not to live under a rock, however, I also try my best to pay attention to my surroundings. Our Government is under attack from within. If you don’t believe so, then you probably also believe that this is the first time the Corona virus has been identified.

Think about what’s transpired over the last few months. The government has presented every possible demographic including a self proclaimed socialist as a democratic candidate because they fear something they can’t control.

The impeachment hoax failed and immediately Pelosi vowed to exhaust efforts in overthrowing Trump. If you currently can see this post then until last week you were living in the most thriving economy this nation has ever seen in my lifetime. Only due to the fact that the person in control couldn’t be bought.

If you think for one second this “pandemic” is not media driven, and controlled by the radical people in powerful places....well...go back to sleep under the rock you crawled out from.

This thing has killed less people in the same time frame then cigarettes, cancer, drunk driving, domestic violence, car crashes, cross stitching accidents (j/k on the last one but probably close), stabbings, overdoses, and please don’t get me started on abortion.

Wake up!!! This is what the beginning of socialism looks like! They are controlling what you buy...bc it’s what you think you need, where you go...bc it’s where they tell you not to go, and how to live...bc you now fear the very existence of anything outside of your home and control.

They are leading with fear. Causing you to panic like sheep.

They are crashing the stock market to run on a failing economy, because it’s all they have left. What is this saying to all of the countries that have opposed us for decades but, couldn’t defeat us?

It’s saying...biological war fare will make these idiots glued to CNN and every other liberal news source panic and run for the hills.

You don’t need hand sanitizer, toilet paper, and Lysol. You need common sense, a sense of direction, faith, a will to fight, and of course guns!

Now wash your hands and live the life they don’t want you to have!

#America #trump2020 🇺🇸

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
https://twitter.com/economics/status/1246295308189011969

lol hadnt seen a take that hot in a while

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

kopasetic posted:

most of those articles describe “young people” as “less than 50 years old.” from personal experience, 30-40 year olds in the south are fat and unhealthy as gently caress. their bodies can still compensate under normal circumstances but not even covid is in the mix.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swtJkovAP_k

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

wet market just means you buy milk straight from the tit of someone who is not your mom

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010


lol

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Rah! posted:

dont worry there's more:


:d2a:

uh none of that is true it’s all fake news go trump rah rah rah number go up!!!! bbbbbb!!!!!

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

were infected people not meant to board the hospital ship?

ChipNDip
Sep 6, 2010

How many deaths are prevented by an executive order that prevents big box stores from selling seeds, furniture, and paint?

OhFunny posted:

You'll notice that 93,531 is the center of that range. Deaths so far are tracking at or slightly above the high end of the projection.

Which is 177,000 dead by August 1st.

Total needed beds/ICU counts are trending lower, though. A lot of states have a predicted numbers of beds for April 3rd/4th equal to 50-100% of their actual case counts.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/LivPosting/status/1246498720235106313?s=19

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Quetzadilla posted:

Well for starters

https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/policy-and-politics/2017/8/24/16194086/bernie-trump-voters-study



If you can't actually conceive how someone presented with the (false) choice between the warmed over dogshit that is Clinton/Biden promising nothing will change and nothing can be better and "literally anything else" might take the second option then I don't know what to tell you. This is baby poo poo. Are you a socialist or a liberal?

I’m not reaching across the aisle to convince people why they should vote to get trump out of office. sorry. they should be able to figure out how to breathe by themselves at this point.

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Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

CODChimera posted:

were infected people not meant to board the hospital ship?

that's right, it was supposed to be for trauma patients only

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