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MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Milo and POTUS posted:

What MRE is this

EBB posted:

the ultimate orgasm

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Pretty sure that's the vegetarian omelette.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Milo and POTUS posted:

What MRE is this



Intestinal Parasites in Spinach Sauce

jerman999
Apr 26, 2006

This is a lex imperfecta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMjKQ0JK6E

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Ugly In The Morning posted:

Intestinal Parasites in Spinach Sauce

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Intestinal Parasites in Spinach Sauce

I'll have the soup.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Milo and POTUS posted:

What MRE is this



man that looks like saag paneer

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
who the gently caress doesn't eat it out of the bag

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
Someone who wants to get this out onto a tray. Nice...

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

maffew buildings posted:

who the gently caress doesn't eat it out of the bag

You watch your loving tone when speaking of the Patron Saint of Nice!

Fearless
Sep 3, 2003

DRINK MORE MOXIE


Plating an MRE or IMP is never a great idea. I find eating out of the bag helps to obscure some of the nastier contents, and makes it easier to sustain the (admittedly false) hope that perhaps the next bite won't as vile.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

maffew buildings posted:

who the gently caress doesn't eat it out of the bag

Someone doing it for the camera?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Milo and POTUS posted:

What MRE is this



I had this up on my screen and my six year old daughter said "urgh, what is that gross stuff?!?"

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Memento posted:

I had this up on my screen and my six year old daughter said "urgh, what is that gross stuff?!?"

Freedom!

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008




From bowel movements, maybe

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Memento posted:

I had this up on my screen and my six year old daughter said "urgh, what is that gross stuff?!?"

Did you then turn your monitor on

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Milo and POTUS posted:

Did you then turn your monitor on

I am bested :negative:

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Milo and POTUS posted:

What MRE is this



I think that one's pretty good, actually! Comes with a spice packet. And you can toss the spices and peanut butter int there and make it a hearty spinach fettuccine.

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug
drat. I remember eating half-frozen UGR-A pizza for weeks and lusting for MREs. Y'all need to lower your standards.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/TerminalLance/status/1246248608606765058

Itchy_Grundle
Feb 22, 2003

Dude looks like SGT Chowdown.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Spinach Fettucine is good :colbert:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Thump! posted:

Spinach Fettucine is good :colbert:

Lots of things are good until they're eaten, then regurgitated into vacuum sealed bags for 10 year storage.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Godholio posted:

Lots of things are good until they're eaten, then regurgitated into vacuum sealed bags for 10 year storage.

I ate this MRE last week and it’s good. Definitely one of the MREs I’d pick out of a box in the future.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



If that’s the thing you’d choose over everything else, that’s really telling at what the others must be like :stare:

It’s been forever since I had an MRE, did they actually revamp the menu like they were going on about in ~2014/2015?

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Not over everything else, but it’s a top 1/3 option. The main is good, it comes with a nice hot sauce, peanut butter, some other decent sides as i recall. Easy to eat, better hot but just fine cold.

Menus are very different from back before 2014/15. I'd say they still aren't great, but are significantly better. I didn't have one meal that just left me going "gently caress this gently caress this" and not eating. Which is more than I can say about the older stuff.

edit:
Decent sides, the pepper sauce really helps the main course, which is still pretty decent on its own. Not unlike a Healthy Choice microwave pasta, which isn't great but is totally "fine"

mlmp08 fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Apr 4, 2020

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



To be fair, spinach fettuccine doesn't look particularly appetizing even at the best of times.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

FIRST STRIKE nutritious energy bar (apple cinnamon flavor)

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Did you then turn your monitor on

drat.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Cyrano4747 posted:

FIRST STRIKE nutritious energy bar (apple cinnamon flavor)

They are basically a power bar but a little bit better tasting with a nice rice puff crunch.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
This counts, right?


https://mobile.twitter.com/cortmanteau/status/1246399132316487683

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Poor Karen.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
She's gone to speak with the owner

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

mlmp08 posted:

They are basically a power bar but a little bit better tasting with a nice rice puff crunch.

I always thought of them as though the DoD tried to make Powersauce Bars from The Simpson's.

BurningChrome
Jan 18, 2020

They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Just wow at these people

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Milo and POTUS posted:

She's gone to speak with the owner

BurningChrome
Jan 18, 2020

They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Milo and POTUS posted:

She's gone to speak with the owner

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Milo and POTUS posted:

She's gone to speak with the owner

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


Milo and POTUS posted:

She's gone to speak with the owner

I'm assuming/hoping this is a euphemism for gasping for breath through hardened lungs until dying from a cytokine storm?

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Milo and POTUS posted:

She's gone to speak with the owner

:drat:

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