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Platystemon)
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Ruffian Price posted:The most dystopian part of this is how Zoom managed to plant itself as the genericized term for teleconferencing. All those idiots worrying about security and quality, when all it takes is having the shortest name to pronounce. for me it was the thoroughly inane and useless bullshit he was saying that somehow deserves 100k+ a year
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# ? Apr 4, 2020 13:05 |
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Inceltown posted:Subscription cordial The only reason I gave this thing a whirl is because, well, water is just so dang boring to drink.
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# ? Apr 4, 2020 13:11 |
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Feral Integral posted:The only reason I gave this thing a whirl is because, well, water is just so dang boring to drink.
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# ? Apr 4, 2020 13:26 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:"Dranking" rofl
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# ? Apr 4, 2020 13:51 |
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Zedd posted:Drink more water, not even trying to be coy or anything, when I drank soft drinks and water side by side water was bland; now that i drink 95% water and the rest milk or tea water is so much tastier. Tell it to the Gizmodo writer
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# ? Apr 4, 2020 13:52 |
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Ruffian Price posted:The most dystopian part of this is how Zoom managed to plant itself as the genericized term for teleconferencing. All those idiots worrying about security and quality, when all it takes is having the shortest name to pronounce. I don't know, watching my otherwise security-obsessed IT department be browbeaten into supporting this dogshit program has been amusing
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# ? Apr 4, 2020 13:56 |
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we live in the shittiest possible immediately pre-apocalyptic aesthetic
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# ? Apr 4, 2020 21:04 |
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What's that? Dumb water bottles? Clearly you need Reboquote:How do you make sure the credits go to collectors? Their video pitch is a real trip, you keep expecting there to be a punchline, but it never comes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KupJgVupEtk
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# ? Apr 4, 2020 21:58 |
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BottleCoins
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# ? Apr 4, 2020 22:31 |
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Ruffian Price posted:The most dystopian part of this is how Zoom managed to plant itself as the genericized term for teleconferencing. All those idiots worrying about security and quality, when all it takes is having the shortest name to pronounce.
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# ? Apr 4, 2020 22:41 |
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 01:26 |
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Strom Cuzewon posted:What's that? Dumb water bottles? Clearly you need Rebo “I drink max Rebo cuz I like jizz in my life”
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 01:55 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD75pvt7ThE
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 02:42 |
this is cool because it demonstrates how the wily ape is superior to humans. no person could do what that critter did there. instantly memorized the screen.
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 03:03 |
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Strom Cuzewon posted:What's that? Dumb water bottles? Clearly you need Rebo Rebo! The Diuretic Opera
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 03:14 |
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uber_stoat posted:this is cool because it demonstrates how the wily ape is superior to humans. no person could do what that critter did there. instantly memorized the screen. We converted that part of our brain to language.
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 03:16 |
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i could easily defeat that ape in rainbow six siege provided i had the drop on him
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 03:33 |
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Powered Descent posted:Rebo! The Diuretic Opera
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 03:52 |
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Platystemon posted:We converted that part of our brain to language. its insanely fortunate that our ancestors followed a path including losing these types of abilities, of painful births, disgusting hairless bodies, damaged spines, and a need to eat cooked beans and meat daily all in sacrifice of letting us shitpost to eachother
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:23 |
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uber_stoat posted:this is cool because it demonstrates how the wily ape is superior to humans. no person could do what that critter did there. instantly memorized the screen. lock a human in a room with nothing stimulating to do but hone that one skill in exchange for treats, i suspect they'd do alright
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 07:43 |
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:lock a human in a room with nothing stimulating to do but hone that one skill in exchange for treats, i suspect they'd do alright this is america
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 07:53 |
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Bulgakov posted:this is america so, no treats?
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 12:52 |
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apes have way better short term memory than us for whatever reason. I guess it’s to accurately comprehend an amount of peanuts or something
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 12:55 |
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Krankenstyle posted:so, no treats? you'll get a vending machine that management profits from and you'd better like it
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 13:44 |
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How do you communicate with a fellow intelligence?
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 16:22 |
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There's a fun vsauce episode on the monkey thing. I think it was for his YouTube red series.
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:08 |
Taeke posted:There's a fun vsauce episode on the monkey thing. I think it was for his YouTube red series. yeah, here it is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktkjUjcZid0
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 20:02 |
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https://www.thegamer.com/cooking-mama-bitcoin-cookstar-cryptocurrency-blockchain-switch/
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 20:24 |
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Modest Mao posted:disgusting hairless bodies I mean, have you even seen goons.jpg?
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 02:21 |
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uber_stoat posted:this is cool because it demonstrates how the wily ape is superior to humans. no person could do what that critter did there. instantly memorized the screen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un-722TV89Y&t=132s they are teaching that ape to fight
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 02:46 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:I mean, have you even seen goons.jpg? the missing
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 09:29 |
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Feral Integral posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un-722TV89Y&t=132s slavs are still people
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 12:27 |
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Feral Integral posted:they are teaching that ape to fight if joe rogan has taught me anything, it’s that chimps are already great fighters and insanely strong
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 14:41 |
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https://twitter.com/reuterspictures/status/1246839486044127232
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 14:58 |
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Modest Mao posted:its insanely fortunate that our ancestors followed a path including losing these types of abilities, of painful births, disgusting hairless bodies, damaged spines, and a need to eat cooked beans and meat daily all in sacrifice of letting us shitpost to eachother Heh this is basically the plot to Blindsight. Conscious, self-aware brains are an evolutionary dead end. They are too slow and require too much energy. Aliens begin to invade the solar system because humans broadcast their shitposts into space and the aliens interpret the waste of energy they spend trying to understand our shitposts as a threat they need to eliminate.
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 15:08 |
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Pulcinella posted:Heh this is basically the plot to Blindsight. dont forget the vampires
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 15:16 |
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From the PYF Procedurally Generated Content thread:Paladinus posted:So they're generating tits now. , obviously. Captain Hygiene posted:
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 17:05 |
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ekuNNN posted:From the PYF Procedurally Generated Content thread: Ahahahaha
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 17:12 |
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https://twitter.com/pcgamer/status/1247162410131210240
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why is that lovely? that seems like a great use of the channel
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