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Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

ili posted:

The best thing for an insect bite is to put some ice on it.

:350:

I find that hot facewasher works well, too.

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ili
Jul 26, 2003


Lolie posted:

I find that hot facewasher works well, too.
True, but blow and ice go together like free and NVJ.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Blow posted:

Like whatever man.

I was just at my friends place and this really big yellow/black ant was crawling across the carpet.

Everyone was freaking out.

I being the Aussie :australia: hero picked it up. Like I thought the oval office was just biting me, and I threw it off the 3rd storey.

Turns out I got injected with venom.

Pain.

3 hours of pain from a loving ant?

It's about 7.8/10 now.

E: I was somewhat trashed. Maybe it was a spider?

Sure hurts

E2: the lightning bolts of pain from my thumb to my elbow are decreasing.

Vector

:350:

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Two of my friends came round uninvinted with lunch and I got real cross at them and told them to get lost I feel so square

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Don't get why people are being fuckwits about this.

Even if/when we go into mandatory lockdown, there's still going to be morons outside loving it up for everybody else.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
mother in law took about half an hour of convincing that bringing us a rickety wooden set of shelves her mate needs to get rid of ASAP is not an essential visit

Blow
Feb 10, 2004


Yeah nah. I was just dropping off a BBQ chook for my friend's kids as she was working at the hospital.

Not socialising. Probably illegal anyways.

Guess I could have let the kids starve.

https://www.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Breakfast this morning for those in mandatory isolation at the Crowne in Melbourne.



On the plus side, they're now allowing them to purchase a small amount of alcohol.

Lolie fucked around with this message at 06:11 on Apr 5, 2020

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Dr. Garbanzo posted:

Tough guy not so tough.

It really hurt man. :(

Don't think it was a sugar ant. It was worse than a bee sting. Like a white hot needle.

The pad of my thumb is still numb and my hand feels weird 18 hours later.

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010

Blow posted:

It really hurt man. :(

Don't think it was a sugar ant. It was worse than a bee sting. Like a white hot needle.

The pad of my thumb is still numb and my hand feels weird 18 hours later.

Did you consider not picking it up instead of attempting to be a tough guy? Nothing compelled you to do it and now you get to pay the price. Play stupid games and all that

SwissDonkey
Mar 29, 2007

Blow posted:

It really hurt man. :(

Don't think it was a sugar ant. It was worse than a bee sting. Like a white hot needle.

The pad of my thumb is still numb and my hand feels weird 18 hours later.

Some wasps are flightless, sure it was an ant?

Edit: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRUihBFxRWFNfpkY9rhIcoiiXcXKiH3JcuhNoXII57HT3O3N6BDRFUryoXDCQ&s=10 that it?

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Lolie posted:

On the plus side, they're now allowing them to purchase a small amount of alcohol.

This part is quite weird. Like I get that the cass doesn't want to pay staff to keep the full room service menu going but I would have thought they would be jumping at the chance to make profit on overpriced alcohol and packaged drinks.

Not Evans
Aug 2, 2007

Tobias, have you been flogging Simpsons prop replicas on the internet again?
Just got done marathoning every Ken Block Gymkhana video, who is the Australian equivalent I should check out? I can tell you more facts about slot cars than real cars but I might actually be into this motorsports thing, doing burnouts is actually really fun and cool.

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Dr. Garbanzo posted:

Did you consider not picking it up instead of attempting to be a tough guy? Nothing compelled you to do it and now you get to pay the price. Play stupid games and all that

That would affect my Aussie larrikin persona.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Not Evans posted:

Just got done marathoning every Ken Block Gymkhana video, who is the Australian equivalent I should check out? I can tell you more facts about slot cars than real cars but I might actually be into this motorsports thing, doing burnouts is actually really fun and cool.

Not Australian but if you like cars check out Project Binky. Where they put the running gear from a Celica GT4 into a Mini 1000. Very entertaining and good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hCPODjJO7s

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

This would make more sense

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Not Evans posted:

Just got done marathoning every Ken Block Gymkhana video, who is the Australian equivalent I should check out? I can tell you more facts about slot cars than real cars but I might actually be into this motorsports thing, doing burnouts is actually really fun and cool.

It's not aussie and not slot cars but you might like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZwc0BlAvzQ

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Or, if you want a very Australian sport, souped up tinny racing.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpVvBpgZvFE

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

~Coxy posted:

This part is quite weird. Like I get that the cass doesn't want to pay staff to keep the full room service menu going but I would have thought they would be jumping at the chance to make profit on overpriced alcohol and packaged drinks.

Korgan
Feb 14, 2012



Royal Commission into this price gouging now

Severing
Aug 26, 2017

Some real food on that menu wouldn't go astray.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
Some KFC would be nice.....

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

tardwrangler posted:

Some KFC would be nice.....

I had my half yearly KFC meal the other night and enjoyed every mouthful.

Seedy ROM
Aug 25, 2018

FKN FUN POLICE
AFP recruits busted over late-night party in breach of coronavirus social-distancing rules

lol

Funny that those AFP knobs are in the poo poo, double funny that the dude taking the video sounds like such a weiner.

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

Any ideas how to get w**d in Brisbane while this is all going on.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Sounds like a good way to get your teeth smashed in

Severing
Aug 26, 2017

Wizard Master posted:

Any ideas how to get w**d in Brisbane while this is all going on.

Go to the markets apparently.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


zubraman posted:

AFP recruits busted over late-night party in breach of coronavirus social-distancing rules

lol

Funny that those AFP knobs are in the poo poo, double funny that the dude taking the video sounds like such a weiner.

I have a clue on who's gonna be in the surveillance van the rest of his career.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
i too am looking for wood

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

someone download me a blunt

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
gently caress me Wizard Master is a Brisgoon..

Ask a cop. Tell them your Terry Lewis' grandson.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Zazi posted:

someone download me a blunt

That would lack combinatorial value, running a blunt through a bong however....

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I was just at my friends place and this really big red/green chili was lying across the carpet.

Everyone was chill about it because it was just a chili

I being the Aussie :australia: hero picked it up and the touched my scrotum, Like I thought the chili was just biting me, and I threw it off the 3rd storey.

Turns out I was topically exposed with capsaicin


Pain.

3 hours of pain from a loving chili?

It's about 4.20/10 now.

E: I was somewhat trashed. Maybe it was a radish?

Sure hurts

E2: the lightning bolts of pain from my glans to my taint are decreasing.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

:350:

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Don't get taint reaped

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Jestery posted:



E2: the lightning bolts of pain from my glans to my taint are decreasing.

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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
https://twitter.com/oldshopsoz/status/1246614337571024896?s=19

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Queanbeyan still looks like this.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
Im the burnt orange 180b

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Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
The nice yellow death habanero are coming up in my garden


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