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Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

the Palm Sunday service was always one of my faves as a kid, sad to see it be another giant transmission vector all over the US

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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

the way she says she's covered in Jesus' blood like it's something she just says casually all the dang time :stare:

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

trump was right about the NYT

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Serf posted:

i have no idea what this means
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kJbK38De2A

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

90s Solo Cup posted:

poo poo. It's gonna be June before we even have a hope of getting this poo poo under control, isn't it?

Also, feeling real nude without the gang tags.

June 2021 when we have the first look at widespread immunizations

Serf
May 5, 2011



ah, i see you're having one of your episodes again. here's hoping your brain gets better

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Squizzle posted:

thinking about metamorphosing into a bear and retreating to a wooded mountain until this all blows over

sorry. parks are all closed and fishing, hiking, lycanthropy all banned

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/linecook/status/1246624276767068162?s=19

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

the majority of people were already in a social quarantine , of poverty and loneliness , so it

SKULL.GIF posted:

alongside habs being a faildaughter who only got her job from nepotism and doesn't know what she's doing, the nyc media class is going has gone insane because of this virus shutting down the city and are desperately grasping onto any shred of hope

it's going to be interesting watching what happens when/if it starts abating in NYC but is still raging in the rest of the country

I bet she’s the type of person who had a fancy fully kitted out kitchen but never used it because she ate out at fancy restaurants all the time , and can’t cook herself

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Serf
May 5, 2011


punchymcpunch posted:

sorry. parks are all closed and fishing, hiking, lycanthropy all banned

i assume vampirism is still on the table

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

cargo cult posted:

the goon in question regularly chided me for saying white rurals are morons who would rather die than embrace socialism

im not sure rurals give a poo poo what the prevailing economic system is as long as they can shoot at fat guys trying to steal their car tbqh (or their grandson)

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

mom did you tell that reporter you’re covered in jesus’ blood?

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

Serf posted:

i assume vampirism is still on the table

good luck inviting one inside, tho

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Italian grandpa sheds single tear.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


cargo cult posted:

the goon in question regularly chided me for saying white rurals are morons who would rather die than embrace socialism

wow, cargo cult screeching about the rurals again? shocking

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
https://twitter.com/AJEnglish/status/1246807303841443840

rip

Serf
May 5, 2011


Venom Snake posted:

im not sure rurals give a poo poo what the prevailing economic system is as long as they can shoot at fat guys trying to steal their car tbqh (or their grandson)

my grandpa is a cop-killing anarchist, but he's still mad that i took his car keys

Serf
May 5, 2011


Jon Irenicus posted:

good luck inviting one inside, tho

i think they're immune to disease, so there's that. never been a better time to join the legion of the night imo

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

wait is someone legit questioning if depression will end up killing more than the virus?

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


MarcusSA posted:

wait is someone legit questioning if depression will end up killing more than the virus?

yes

it's trump :sad:

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.
Some people say that Trump has handled this pandemic poorly. But have you considered that actually there is nothing objectionable about death? That death is simply a transformation to be embraced, not postponed?

https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1246812006960726018?s=20

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

MarcusSA posted:

wait is someone legit questioning if depression will end up killing more than the virus?

Oh for sure, man.

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

90s Solo Cup posted:

poo poo. It's gonna be June before we even have a hope of getting this poo poo under control, isn't it?

Also, feeling real nude without the gang tags.

The US isn't going to get anything under control around June unfortunately. I suspect that's when they're going to say "no one leave your house under any circumstances"

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

Serf posted:

i think they're immune to disease, so there's that. never been a better time to join the legion of the night imo

with my luck it'll be the Nosferatu and I'll be living in the sewers forever

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.
https://twitter.com/verge/status/1246478813212684289?s=20

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1246629093816373249

https://twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1246646114322976769

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Honestly surprised this hasn't started occurring in the US yet.

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

Ive tried googling corona virus techno meme song but I can't find the name of the music, anyone help?

Serf
May 5, 2011


Jon Irenicus posted:

with my luck it'll be the Nosferatu and I'll be living in the sewers forever

p sure nosferatu would be an improvement for me

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

https://twitter.com/AlexBerenson/status/1246800460796899328

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God
https://www.statnews.com/2020/04/03...age-9/#comments

Read the comments.

ChristsDickWorship
Dec 7, 2004

Annihilate your demons



Fallows posted:

Ive tried googling corona virus techno meme song but I can't find the name of the music, anyone help?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLBBRuVDOo4

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
Thanks!

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Zil posted:

Honestly surprised this hasn't started occurring in the US yet.

America is too fat and lazy to climb our towers and they are too far up to shoot at with guns

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

wtf kind of bizarre recursive feedback citing is this

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



more or less bog standard meathead comments. honestly much better than your average news article comments, really

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007





https://twitter.com/sunnmcheaux/status/1246340425893453825

https://twitter.com/sunnmcheaux/status/1246533909531234304

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