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An animated graph showing the cum number of posts in the corona thread vs cum worldwide deaths.
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:07 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2024 05:17 |
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watching this made me realize that i will never again be able to watch a video on the internet without anticipating the appropriately timed cut to pallbearers dancing while carrying a casket
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:09 |
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GABA ghoul posted:I've been thinking about any way out of this nightmare that's not gonna take years and the only solution I can think of is a Morlock/Eloi type situation. Once reliable antibody tests become available we can test for immunity and allow the immune people to return to regular life. They can then keep the country running and fed and provide for all the Morlock people stuck in their homes. that's not what will happen though. the "infected" will just translate into a permanent forced labor force while all the rich live in gilded private enclaves with their assets growing and the non rich live on barely live able UBI collected for the infected labor force. there's another side thing happening here that's not really talked about. if you're "shelter in place" and middle class or better you have exercise equipment at home, access to good delivery food, can pay out for private classes online for you and your kids, and it's a chance for real self improvement. if you're poor or working class that's often not the case, so all you can do is drink yourself selling get high and put on pounds. The quality of life gap between groups is probably going to expand massively.
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:10 |
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y’all weird. it’s a hard pap like Pap smear then awww. peepaw is like some Texas poo poo or something.
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:10 |
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meemaw, peepaw, baby's got the diarrh-yehaw
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:10 |
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From the New York Times article on using google search as an epdiemiological tool:quote:
Thats not good.
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:11 |
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https://twitter.com/crampell/status/1246832090794151936
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:11 |
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On a lighter note https://www.tampabay.com/special-reports/2020/04/04/in-the-villages-americas-biggest-retirement-oasis-the-dangers-of-coronavirus-stack-up/ quote:
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:13 |
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jfc
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:13 |
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I have to reschedule my wedding and we're paralyzed trying to figure out if October 2020 or May 2021 is even close to far enough. Super first world problem.
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:13 |
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and Ma’am like, yes mam, also hard, aww. I swear to god none of you have poor family from Appalachia.
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:14 |
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Pook Good Mook posted:I have to reschedule my wedding and we're paralyzed trying to figure out if October 2020 or May 2021 is even close to far enough. just elope and save everyone the trouble of catching the virus
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:14 |
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Pook Good Mook posted:I have to reschedule my wedding and we're paralyzed trying to figure out if October 2020 or May 2021 is even close to far enough. Oct maybeee but itll be back by may so lose lose
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:14 |
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yeesh
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:14 |
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emo Philips is good https://twitter.com/emophilips/status/1246563766998716416
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:15 |
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Pook Good Mook posted:I have to reschedule my wedding and we're paralyzed trying to figure out if October 2020 or May 2021 is even close to far enough. if May isn't far enough, I don't think your problems are going to be first world problems any more
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:15 |
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This is Christian Science cult stupidity WHAT THE gently caress
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:17 |
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oh good, here comes yet another gold star family for trumo to attack
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:18 |
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splifyphus posted:moralizing enjoyment is arguably the most totalitarian form of liberalism. enjoyment is a mechanism, not a moral distinction. anything can be enjoyed and said enjoyment or lack thereof is totally meaningless. what matters is the results of your actions, not whether or not you enjoy them. this is a really dumb post
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:18 |
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when persians die for the economy they do it in style
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:18 |
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:Oct maybeee but itll be back by may so lose lose Exactly my thought. We got court married back in Feb so she could get on my insurance anyway, the "wedding" is really for everyone else. We're both in our 30s with no kids and want to have them, I think it might just be October for anyone comfortable coming, anyone who can't make it is invited to come to our house to have a private party.
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:19 |
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i spent all of last night tripping balls and visiting a world of splendor and beauty how’re things on planet earth?
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:19 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:From the New York Times article on using google search as an epdiemiological tool: Yeah that's pretty damning
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:19 |
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PostNouveau posted:Been growing a beard in quarantine. Nah you just gotta stick with it until it just kinda stops on its own
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:20 |
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my bony fealty posted:drat, he dead he's going to golf
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:21 |
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i cannot believe an actual real human person is named chad livengood
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:22 |
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ted hitler hunter posted:An animated graph showing the cum
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:23 |
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splifyphus posted:moralizing enjoyment is arguably the most totalitarian form of liberalism. And there was me thinking it had something to do with the completely unchecked power the rich have over the rest of us
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:23 |
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neutral milf hotel posted:emo Philips is good People, for your own safety I beg you do not worship Jesus Christ. Stay at home and smoke weed.
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:23 |
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new kind of cat posted:i spent all of last night tripping balls and visiting a world of splendor and beauty turmp
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:23 |
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Squizzle posted:i cannot believe an actual real human person is named chad livengood the chad livengood vs the virgin livenbad
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:24 |
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Pook Good Mook posted:Exactly my thought. Adopt
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:24 |
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Interestingly enough, the top searches for "I can't smell" in the last 30 days, sorted by state (conspicuously absent is Washington): 1. New York 2. New Jersey 3. Louisiana 4. Connecticut 5. Indiana 6. Nevada 7. Colorado 8. Michigan 9.Massachusetts 10.Maryland 11. Georgia 12. Illinois 13. Missouri 14. Wisconsin 15. Texas 16. California 17. Virginia 18. Tennessee 19. Arizona 20. Ohio 21. Florida 22. Pennsylvania
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:25 |
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seems like my fever broke after 3 days but i feel like i got punched in the balls so maybe the virus is just attacking my sack
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:26 |
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MysteriousStranger posted:there's another side thing happening here that's not really talked about. if you're "shelter in place" and middle class or better you have exercise equipment at home, access to good delivery food, can pay out for private classes online for you and your kids, and it's a chance for real self improvement. if you're poor or working class that's often not the case, so all you can do is drink yourself selling get high and put on pounds. The quality of life gap between groups is probably going to expand massively. I've been doing both. it owns.
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:27 |
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I bought a book to learn to code Python while in the ‘tine. I’m going to automate so many mail merges!
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:27 |
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neutral milf hotel posted:emo Philips is good Even jesus practiced social distancing
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:28 |
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Dog Toothbrush posted:Literally every camper from RV parks to state parks is now forced into dispersed campgrounds, I'm sure it's going to be fun and safe out there https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/camping-areas-closed-several-north-georgia-counties-due-coronavirus/CG3GFTNJNVFNHP5RL32N2BITDE/ quote:GAINESVILLE, Ga. — The Chattahoochee-Oconee National Forests is temporarily shutting down all dispersed camping corridors, day-use areas, trailhead facilities and other recreation sites on the Blue Ridge Ranger District to protect public health and safety. It's going to be worse
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:28 |
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Atrocious Joe posted:I want the conservative movement to split between the "China must pay" camp and the "US had an outbreak in November" camp they are so desperate not to accept reality
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 17:29 |
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is there an adjective for "smug whiteguy forehead"
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