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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Flipperwaldt posted:

Every primer article I've seen on how to read corona graphs has been stressing how the only vaguely reliably comparable metric is the death growth rate. Ie. number of new deaths doubles in three days here, five days there.

E: current table of those here

Even then death growth is only a reliable stat if you're reporting all the deaths, which definitely isn't happening. In places where testing isn't widespread, there are mysterious waves of people dying from "pneumonia" and "acute respiratory distress" that aren't being recorded as Covid deaths because the person wasn't tested for Covid while still alive. This is happening everywhere from Chicago to Indonesia, and means that the only places where you can actually trust the death rates are the places that have been doing the widest testing, which is not very many places.

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Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

vyelkin posted:

Even then death growth is only a reliable stat if you're reporting all the deaths, which definitely isn't happening. In places where testing isn't widespread, there are mysterious waves of people dying from "pneumonia" and "acute respiratory distress" that aren't being recorded as Covid deaths because the person wasn't tested for Covid while still alive. This is happening everywhere from Chicago to Indonesia, and means that the only places where you can actually trust the death rates are the places that have been doing the widest testing, which is not very many places.

Very much agreed with this. Their method (which is just looking back to the last day which has less than half as many total deaths as today) will average out major fluctations, and make the data look a lot more reliable than they really are. I'm also concerned that the previously linked website uses the last 10 days of data: the most recent 3-4 days are definitely going to be under-reporting even more than usual. So take these numbers with a grain of salt.

code:
Group           OWID    Last 3 Days Omitted
New York City :  7       5
Washington    : 21      18
King County   : 21      19
Lombardy      : 11       9
Italy         : 10       8

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


vyelkin posted:

Even then death growth is only a reliable stat if you're reporting all the deaths, which definitely isn't happening. In places where testing isn't widespread, there are mysterious waves of people dying from "pneumonia" and "acute respiratory distress" that aren't being recorded as Covid deaths because the person wasn't tested for Covid while still alive. This is happening everywhere from Chicago to Indonesia, and means that the only places where you can actually trust the death rates are the places that have been doing the widest testing, which is not very many places.

Backing out the actual cause of death from what's listed on a death certificate has always been an interesting exercise. Official statistics are probably drastically undercounting deaths due to diabetes, and there are similar issues with suicide.

Farmdizzle
May 26, 2009

Hagel satan
Grimey Drawer
Regarding King County, out of the current death count of 200, it's probably worth noting that 35 of them were all from a *single* assisted living facility (Life Care Center of Kirkland) which was ground zero for fatal cases in the state.

Really illustrates what a lack of proper precaution can mean for more vulnerable people in close proximity.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

ultrafilter posted:

Backing out the actual cause of death from what's listed on a death certificate has always been an interesting exercise. Official statistics are probably drastically undercounting deaths due to diabetes, and there are similar issues with suicide.

There's a goon in quarantine in Florida who recently posted this:

quote:

The Florida State Health Department is denying Ccvid testing through state sponsored avenues if you’re under 65 so anyone who has been denied has to go through a commercial lab which takes longer to get results.

Patients are dying before the results are in and the causes of death are atypical respiratory illness or pneumonia even if the results come back positive after they die

Numbers in Florida are way underreported.

Source: The hospital staff talks about it near my door because I’m the only room on this hall, and who am I going to tell?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3916924&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post503790643

So this isn't even necessarily always an issue of not being sure which condition caused a death, it seems to be intentional juking of stats to make Covid appear less bad than it really is.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.


The bumps after the closure of the liquor stores are Supermarket wine sales.

jjack229
Feb 14, 2008
Articulate your needs. I'm here to listen.

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:



The bumps after the closure of the liquor stores are Supermarket wine sales.

Looks like the old bumps were people buying booze on Thur/Fri to party over the weekend and the new bumps are people buying wine on Mon/Tue to get through the week.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:



The bumps after the closure of the liquor stores are Supermarket wine sales.

I've never had occasion to look at Pennsylvania liquor law before, but I just did a bit of googling and holy cow, they are weird about it there. Apparently you have to buy booze directly from the state government, through an agency whose stated purpose is to "discourage the purchase of alcoholic beverages by making it as inconvenient and expensive as possible." What the hell? Here (Illinois), every grocery store has a liquor section and you can even get vodka at a 7-11.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Powered Descent posted:

I've never had occasion to look at Pennsylvania liquor law before, but I just did a bit of googling and holy cow, they are weird about it there. Apparently you have to buy booze directly from the state government, through an agency whose stated purpose is to "discourage the purchase of alcoholic beverages by making it as inconvenient and expensive as possible." What the hell? Here (Illinois), every grocery store has a liquor section and you can even get vodka at a 7-11.

They do the same stuff in Scandinavia. It just leads to people paying ridiculous amounts for booze, but they don't really drink less.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

vyelkin posted:

Even then death growth is only a reliable stat if you're reporting all the deaths, which definitely isn't happening. In places where testing isn't widespread, there are mysterious waves of people dying from "pneumonia" and "acute respiratory distress" that aren't being recorded as Covid deaths because the person wasn't tested for Covid while still alive. This is happening everywhere from Chicago to Indonesia, and means that the only places where you can actually trust the death rates are the places that have been doing the widest testing, which is not very many places.
Realistically the only way to get reliable numbers would be after all this is over by comparing with the same period of a typical, corona-less year. But even that would have to be adjusted because fewer people are dying in traffic accidents/getting murdered etc.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Powered Descent posted:

I've never had occasion to look at Pennsylvania liquor law before, but I just did a bit of googling and holy cow, they are weird about it there. Apparently you have to buy booze directly from the state government, through an agency whose stated purpose is to "discourage the purchase of alcoholic beverages by making it as inconvenient and expensive as possible." What the hell? Here (Illinois), every grocery store has a liquor section and you can even get vodka at a 7-11.

You can buy beer from a brewery or some bars, and I think they've put some wine in grocery stores now (although they have special machines for it). There are a lot of things that I miss about living in Philly, but this is not one of them.

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
State liquor stores were common in many states back in the 70s and 80s.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Good, all essential goods should be provided by the government

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Yes in Pennsylvania you get your booze from the following places:

1. A beer distributor, which is a store that sells only beer and non-alcoholic beverages.
2. A state store, which sells only wine and liquor. These are run by the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania itself.
3. A grocery store, where you can buy beer and wine from a special section. They got rid of the machine nonsense.
4. A restaurant, bar, or deli, that has "takeout". This is a beer case where you can get single bottles, 6 packs, or 12 packs. If you want a case of beer go to a beer distributor or a grocery store.
5. A brewery or distillery that sells their product directly to the customer on property.
6. Online sales, state-run wholesale facilities. The website is currently broken.

Those bumps in the graph I posted that take place after the closure of the state stores aren't direct wine sales. They're purchases of wine by grocery stores from the state government. The Commonwealth has an absolute monopoly on wine and liquor. Grocery stores with wine are essentially resellers.

Oh and when they closed the state stores they also boarded them up.

Teriyaki Hairpiece has a new favorite as of 20:46 on Apr 5, 2020

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

HerStuddMuffin posted:

I like this graph, it’s a great illustration of what most people picture when you use the word tsunami.

Another lesser tsunami:



Sentient Data posted:

Are deaths measured the same way everywhere?

Even outside of COVID-19 the way different countries measure certain things can be surprisingly different.

thekeeshman
Feb 21, 2007

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Yes in Pennsylvania you get your booze from the following places:

1. A beer distributor, which is a store that sells only beer and non-alcoholic beverages.
2. A state store, which sells only wine and liquor. These are run by the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania itself.
3. A grocery store, where you can buy beer and wine from a special section. They got rid of the machine nonsense.
4. A restaurant, bar, or deli, that has "takeout". This is a beer case where you can get single bottles, 6 packs, or 12 packs. If you want a case of beer go to a beer distributor or a grocery store.
5. A brewery or distillery that sells their product directly to the customer on property.
6. Online sales, state-run wholesale facilities. The website is currently broken.

Those bumps in the graph I posted that take place after the closure of the state stores aren't direct wine sales. They're purchases of wine by grocery stores from the state government. The Commonwealth has an absolute monopoly on wine and liquor. Grocery stores with wine are essentially resellers.

Oh and when they closed the state stores they also boarded them up.

To add to the weirdness, at least in Pittsburgh there is a single non-state run liquor store, which can exist because they only sell liquor produced in PA and therefore the liquor import restrictions which would apply to a normal liquor store are moot.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
In Finland people are not pronounced dead until their grandchildren make traditional amulets from their bones. Naturally, there are activists pushing to allow social workers to make those amulets to streamline the process, but it's not likely to happen with a conservative president in power.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Paladinus posted:

In Finland people are not pronounced dead until their grandchildren make traditional amulets from their bones. Naturally, there are activists pushing to allow social workers to make those amulets to streamline the process, but it's not likely to happen with a conservative president in power.

*record scratch* What?!

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

What if you don't have grandkids? Are you just a lich?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

marshmallow creep posted:

What if you don't have grandkids? Are you just a lich?

There are twenty-four elected for life orphans appointed as all-grandchildren (kaksikymmentäneljä kaikki lastenlasta) and can officially serve as grandchildren to those who died childless, but you have to give your permission in your will. And it doesn't apply to situations where you have children, but all of them are childless.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
X axis: how much it sounds like bullshit
Y axis: probability of being the truth

Perfect U-shaped parabola

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad
Goons will believe anything about Finland.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

EasilyConfused posted:

Goons will believe anything about Finland.

cf. the post history of one Cotton, Jerry

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



TheKennedys posted:

cf. the post history of one Cotton, Jerry

now known as 3D Megadoodoo

Munin
Nov 14, 2004


Honj Steak posted:

They do the same stuff in Scandinavia. It just leads to people paying ridiculous amounts for booze, but they don't really drink less.

The systembolaget isn't too bad these days. One interesting thing is that they often get some good booze at better prices and often the price is more guided by alcohol content than quality.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

Munin posted:

The systembolaget isn't too bad these days. One interesting thing is that they often get some good booze at better prices and often the price is more guided by alcohol content than quality.

Similar with Vinmonopolet in Norway. They are a pretty big actor in the international market so often get good deals; and the Norwegian sin tax is entirely based on alcohol content, so is the same for a bottle of the cheapest 40% no-brand east bloc vodka as for a bottle of 40% finest aged single malt scotch.

Also they're big enough to have a pretty diverse selection, and often employ people who actually know about the stuff they sell.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/nfyahaya/status/1247144101620793344

Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa

v good

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

mobby_6kl posted:

Realistically the only way to get reliable numbers would be after all this is over by comparing with the same period of a typical, corona-less year. But even that would have to be adjusted because fewer people are dying in traffic accidents/getting murdered etc.

Followup on this conversation from yesterday, but in line with this thread's general theme: you can't trust the graphs.

https://twitter.com/MarkLevineNYC/status/1247155196234522625

https://twitter.com/MarkLevineNYC/status/1247155444310777856

https://twitter.com/MarkLevineNYC/status/1247155771462365185

https://twitter.com/MarkLevineNYC/status/1247155922188804096

Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005

Who decides that a particular city’s morgue is “best in the world”?

Is there a ratings agency? Does the UN do it?

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Capt.Whorebags posted:

Who decides that a particular city’s morgue is “best in the world”?

Is there a ratings agency? Does the UN do it?

Of all the people they've serviced, not one has come back to complain!

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
People are dying to get there.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Capt.Whorebags posted:

Who decides that a particular city’s morgue is “best in the world”?

Is there a ratings agency? Does the UN do it?

if you are within the city boundaries of new york city you are legally obligated to describe anything there as the best in the world

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Peanut Butler posted:

if you are within the boundaries of the united states you are legally obligated to describe anything there as the best in the world

Vavrek
Mar 2, 2013

I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque, or credit card?

Krankenstyle posted:

quote:

if you are within the boundaries of the world you are logically necessitated to describe anything there as the best in the world

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
It's a pretty cool morgue. A very chill place.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Capt.Whorebags posted:

Who decides that a particular city’s morgue is “best in the world”?

Is there a ratings agency? Does the UN do it?

As far as I know Operation Paperclip included poaching cremation specialists. That industry had recently suffered a massive shock and so it was easy to convince those specialists to move. Once they arrived they were horrified at the state of the States, so they quickly established a national journal similar to the UK's Cremation Societies "Pharos International". They sought to improve the efficiency of cremation mostly for its own sake, but morgues would have been relieved if under pressure. Sadly, political maneuvering prevented many of their suggestions from being implemented, especially because their proposed investments in rail infrastructure clashed with the Zeitgeist that preferred cars. And yes I've been pulling this out of my rectum because I'm waiting on things at work and I'm bored out of my skull right now. Thanks for reading. :eng101:

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
i've always really wondered the demographics of people who go and rate stuff on imdb. is it like, integrated into something people use to watch tv on or do they really have roving gangs of dedicated raters that judge every tv episode they ever watch

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I assume that 3.9 is the Lady Gaga episode?

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