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Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009


stop teasin me with this poo poo

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Serf
May 5, 2011



the dastardly russkies at it again

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Stefan Prodan posted:

lol i went to publix 5 days ago and literally coughed once today and now I keep going oh no do I have it..my chest feels tight...
then I did some laundry and lifted the reasonably heavy hamper up to put all the poo poo in and my heart sped up!! and I was like oh no...is it supposed to speed up that much just for lifting clothes...did I get it the roni..

pretty sure I do not actually have it but it's very annoying that I'm gonna keep thinking I do anyway

psychosomatic Roni crew :hfive:

ChristsDickWorship
Dec 7, 2004

Annihilate your demons



my liquor stores aren't doing curbside but their current process is the staff doesnt touch anything. you put the bottles on the counter with the barcodes facing them, you deal with the cardreader, they point you to some bags you can use then spray the cardreader and wipe it down

Spime Wrangler
Feb 23, 2003

Because we can.

charity rereg posted:

i only have smirnoff ice think i can substitute??

gently caress it, why not

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

None of them will pass the triage anyway. Just leave him on a piece of table cloth on this empty spot on the floor.

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001


ron paul it's happening dot gif

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Capitalism is a system which assigns no inherent value to human life, leaving it ripe for profit through unprosecuted negligent homicide. People who have deceived themselves into thinking they're generous, at a certain level of wealth, have the temptation to hold onto that wealth, like the One Ring, so that they can accrue interest to have more wealth to give away "later". The people with the most ambition in the form of greed and lust for power, rather than ambition in helping people, are judged most deserving of control of a capitalism system.

There are plenty of kind people out there. They don't have any control over what's happening

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Breakfast All Day posted:

lol look at mr covidpocalypse moneybags here

lmebo if you dont have 32lbs of flour in yr pantry

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Stefan Prodan posted:

lol i went to publix 5 days ago and literally coughed once today and now I keep going oh no do I have it..my chest feels tight...
then I did some laundry and lifted the reasonably heavy hamper up to put all the poo poo in and my heart sped up!! and I was like oh no...is it supposed to speed up that much just for lifting clothes...did I get it the roni..

pretty sure I do not actually have it but it's very annoying that I'm gonna keep thinking I do anyway

:same:

I think it's from working from home aka sitting on my rear end and not leaving the house for weeks

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

rump buttman posted:

-pissed he didn’t get laid there

you dont know that

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


https://twitter.com/briantylercohen/status/1246858217491017729?s=19

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

Salo 2: The Villages, or 120 Days of Corona

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1246896975628447744
lol

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/NPR/status/1246888236519231489

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




is this what brexit means

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER




guys dont laugh if he dies we dont want him to die

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001





prime minister in a tube coma.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

sonatinas posted:

today at Target about half the staff I saw and the majority of shippers had masks.

I was at a Home Depot picking up missing pieces for my WFH table and all the shopper had masks on, and half of the HD staff too. But they all wore different masks so you can tell Home Depot didn't provide any.

This is in Flushing NY. I haven't been in any supermarket since the market collapse.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
loving lol if boris dies of ards, i'd be amazed if he didn't have access to an ecmo tho

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004




AHA

Peacoffee
Feb 11, 2013


Boss wants that office clean
Still at work, through the quarantine
Office clean
Feel the heat that those fevers bring, oh yeah

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...
im free from posting jail

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

Homeless Friend posted:

loving lol if boris dies of ards, i'd be amazed if he didn't have access to an ecmo tho

whats ecmo

Random Asshole
Nov 8, 2010

pancake rabbit posted:

is this what brexit means

brexiting the mortal coil

Zyme
Aug 15, 2000
probably testing bojo because of his superhuman ability to recover so quickly from 'rona and be able to get back to work, they want to know what his secret is!

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Please don't add sugar to your bread. If you've ever wondered why everyone in America is so incredibly, unbelievably fat and and has every type of diabetes and heart condition known to man it's because of the mindset that makes your think adding sugar to bread is an idea worth exploring

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib

It's a fish tank filter for your body that oxygenates your blood and pushes it through your body for you so your heart and lungs can chill

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Real hurthling! posted:

prime minister in a tube coma.
mind the mortality gap

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Squizzle posted:

lmebo if you dont have 32lbs of flour in yr pantry

*kanye voice* no one man should have all that flour

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

oxygenates your blood for you, just have to watch out for bacterial infections since its hooked up directly to your circulatory system

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

Not much what's extra corporeal membrane oxygenation with you dogg

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
a machine that essentially breaths for you. very last ditch effort tho and has a really high rate of complications.

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Over Easy posted:

I am a christian and anyone praying for deliverance from this disease has no loving clue what God is all about

I've said this before and will say it again because it is true, if you're getting weepy and poo poo praying to god for mercy or acting like a bad rear end thinking god is a shield around you, you have no loving clue what you're doing

God built this loving thing and it is up to human society to deal with it, if human society cannot handle the hand god deals it then god is basically going to say "guess you should have been on top of that one dumbfucks"

god has absolutely no interest or obligation to mitigate the human suffering caused by the hells that men make

I know a guy at work who's very much like you & I like him a lot :)

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
ecmo deez nuts!

*begins to laugh and breaks into a coughing fit*

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

Paramemetic posted:

It's a fish tank filter for your body that oxygenates your blood and pushes it through your body for you so your heart and lungs can chill

so does that mean they can save like super rich people no matter what if they have access to one of these?

I thought there's like a bunch of cases where there just flatly isn't anything they can do for you

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Checked out some datta and apparently some of the new hotspots that are emerging Osage County, Oklahoma, Southeast Indiana, and Little Rock. Arkansas' been a hold-out on issuing a stay-at-home order despite a lot of national media attention so that area's going to be hit especially hard definitely.

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

if boris dies and half of cspam dies from laughing does that get counted as covid deaths? if im gonna die i wanna make sure i do my part to make the counter go up

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

Over Easy posted:

I am a christian and anyone praying for deliverance from this disease has no loving clue what God is all about

I've said this before and will say it again because it is true, if you're getting weepy and poo poo praying to god for mercy or acting like a bad rear end thinking god is a shield around you, you have no loving clue what you're doing

God built this loving thing and it is up to human society to deal with it, if human society cannot handle the hand god deals it then god is basically going to say "guess you should have been on top of that one dumbfucks"

god has absolutely no interest or obligation to mitigate the human suffering caused by the hells that men make

isn't this just called deism

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bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

mod sassinator posted:

LMFAO the surgeon general is warning about 9/11's now

Surgeon General: Next Week Is Going To Be ‘Our 9/11 Moment’ For Coronavirus Crisis


oh you know no big deal, just the surgeon general of the US going on TV to beg and plead with governors that they need to shut down for even a week to help stop a complete bloodbath of death

extremely normal, extremely good

lmao sry science bitch, the bingo hall is an essential service

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