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new kind of cat
May 8, 2007
poop

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

mystes posted:

It measures how much you can do with how few employees. This is literally the definition.

what is much

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

“small business” is entirely a BS propaganda term that the press should not use

small businesses in federal law terms are ENOURMOUS

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


mod sassinator posted:

so what's the go-to industry for rich kids that want to make bank going to be?

finance? lol market is loving tanked

law? lol can't have courts if the government isn't functional

tech? lol all that startup fun bux and money evaporated overnight when finance collapsed

medicine? lol, just lol

so i guess we're gonna have a gently caress ton of ivy league educated plumbers and tradesmen in the near future lol i love america, america #1 great great great!!

tech is still good as long as you pick an industry that isn’t funded by venture capital

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


how much money mnunchin gives you

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

just look at the dementia in those eyed holy poo poo

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


that robertson quote is nearly indistinguishable from a cumshitter post

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde
we need negative payroll taxes where the government pays you. the ultimate free market anti-tax solution.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

euphronius posted:

how much money

thats right

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




source is a little sketchy but this account is almost always on the ball

https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1246927986902716417?s=19

mystes
May 31, 2006

I mean, sure it's meaningless in that sense as well, but ignoring that, the definition of productivity encourages having as few workers as possible in the first place.

Zyme
Aug 15, 2000

D1E posted:

Does anyone here genuinely believe that U.S. citizens are going to get another direct payment after that $1,200 one?

I can't imagine it will happen again, even if literally 50%-plus of the population is unemployed.

They'll stick with idiotic trickle-down business-focused initiatives.

There really might be a lot of dead landlords at the end of all this.

LMAO

I'm still pretty skeptical that we are going to get the first payment

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

Um excuse me but why are tigers getting tested and not me I am an actual U.S. citizen who pays taxes

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

Um excuse me but why are tigers getting tested and not me I am an actual U.S. citizen who pays taxes

they had symptoms

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005

Delthalaz posted:

we need negative payroll taxes where the government pays you. the ultimate free market anti-tax solution.

this is literally the EITC

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Ruggan posted:

nationalize the hospitals, pay the docs with some of these trillion dollar bills we just printed, and tell insurance companies to go gently caress themselves

Yes, but what if we just printed a whole bunch of money and gave it all to financial institutions and the stock markets???

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
My neighbor was just ambulence'd away wearing a surgical mask :( She's a nurse in her 20's

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

mystes posted:

I mean, sure it's meaningless in that sense as well, but ignoring that, the definition of productivity encourages having as few workers as possible in the first place.

ya its partly why productivity has skyrocketed since the 70's

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Can a mod make a forums announcement or rename every single thread on the forums simultaneously when BoJo dies so we can all immediately celebrate?

Thanks.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Wrex Ruckus posted:

that robertson quote is nearly indistinguishable from a cumshitter post

lol

Rated PG-34
Jul 1, 2004




Mokelumne Trekka posted:

Um excuse me but why are tigers getting tested and not me I am an actual U.S. citizen who pays taxes

clearly the tiger is more intelligent

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

shovelbum posted:

yeah but i mean if youre at that point youre sneaking in for the tv and poo poo already

Yeah true and at this point I think the drug addict population has bigger problems. Ugh. I feel for these people so hard because that was me not so long ago. Addiction is such a failure of society because most of us were/are just self medicating. Now it's even harder to get proper care because going into treatment is a guarentee to get covid-19

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

whoo buddy this is getting spicy real quick

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

shovelbum posted:

"snitching to the cops" is praxis

would beating the poo poo out of him be acceptable or nah?

Zyme
Aug 15, 2000
is britain set up like the US where if the top dog dies they get replaced by somebody who is arguably even somehow worse than them?

mystes
May 31, 2006

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

Um excuse me but why are tigers getting tested and not me I am an actual U.S. citizen who pays taxes
You're surprised the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party is prioritizing big cats for testing?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Yesh posted:

My neighbor was just ambulence'd away wearing a surgical mask :( She's a nurse in her 20's

free ride to work. lucky

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

pancake rabbit posted:

source is a little sketchy but this account is almost always on the ball

https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1246927986902716417?s=19
hahaha he's going to die

wait is that too insensitive



hahahahaahaha

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

Rated PG-34 posted:

clearly the tiger is more intelligent

well I can't argue with that but sounds it a little eugenicy

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

I love this. It's like when my mom gets mad that a part on her car stopped working and she tries to bargain the problem away by saying "but it was just working fine yesterday!"

No poo poo, motherfucker. The economy was less broken before 10 million people were suddenly unemployed? You don't say! Guess what: the economy was "working fine" before the mortgage crisis peaked too. Acute triggers having long-term impacts on unrelated sectors of the economy isn't some loving unexpected outcome.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Dolphin posted:

whoo buddy this is getting spicy real quick

you aint seen nothing yet

just imagine what this is going to look like a month from now

another month of even greater unemployment, of more people kicked from their apartments, of longer and longer lines for less and less food

the powderkegs are starting to pile up, and the flame's not showing any sign of snuffing any time soon

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

wuh oh, bojo

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde

pancake rabbit posted:

source is a little sketchy but this account is almost always on the ball

https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1246927986902716417?s=19

I think this is fake news

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





who replaces him if he dies? Farage? Sargon of Akkad?

thinking of the most hellworld outcome for the UK's continuing death spiral

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

the hero and savior of 2020 has arrived with only seconds to spare

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
holey poo poo bojo just got hospitalized?

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

pancake rabbit posted:

source is a little sketchy but this account is almost always on the ball

https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1246927986902716417?s=19

:crnasickos:

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone



pancake rabbit posted:

source is a little sketchy but this account is almost always on the ball

https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1246927986902716417?s=19

Remember, if you're put on a ventilator, you have a 20% chance of survival.

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Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

lmaojo

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