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kecske posted:Dyson is hogging too much airtime with his ventilators imo. It's time for the Henry crew to step into the limelight and slap something cheap but functional together out of sheet metal offcuts and paint a face on it. Now I’m picturing Noo-noo off the Teletubbies and giggling like a loving idiot. Thanks for that.
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XMNN posted:I'm not actively wishing him dead i am
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Bardeh posted:Jeremy Corbyn just retweeted this, right now lmao It will cheer me up immensely if Corbyn takes his fancy media training and 2.4 million twitter followers and just gives absolutely no fucks from now on.
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Sonderval posted:Wow, I know this thread has its tongue firmly up labours arse and will dog-pile death threats on anyone that supports anyone else but wishing the PM dead in the middle of a pandemic is loving pathetic. lol
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jabby posted:It will cheer me up immensely if Corbyn takes his fancy media training and 2.4 million twitter followers and just gives absolutely no fucks from now on. Yeah I mean he won't undermine Starmer because that's his jam but he's got millions of followers who will stick with him so imagine all the anti-war, pro-socialist groups and speakers who he can and will amplify to the loving stratosphere giving his reach. Losing the leadership sucks and we should acknowledge that but drat if we don't have more weapons, people and attitude in our arsenal than we have in years. Now is the time to cut lose and enjoy ourselves in our rhetoric.
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ThomasPaine posted:i am Im 50/50. Only because you won't be able to piss on his grave for 2 weeks.
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Bardeh posted:Jeremy Corbyn just retweeted this, right now lmao It's gone now, but only because the original was deleted, not the retweet.
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OwlFancier posted:If Jeremy goes on to use his platform to start a fruitful late career in shitposting it's certainly going to make the next few years a little brighter. Get Him On The Pod
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Chinese Gordon posted:Yeah the public execution of the CumDom would be entertaining, but there's a real danger that would allow the Tories to just blame everything on him and escape the disaster realtively politically unscathed. They need to own this and pay the price. The thing about this, though, is that most of the worst aspects of the UK's COVID-19 response are yet to really hit home. We have a healthcare system with high efficiency but low capacity, and a badly shredded social safety net. As soon as the rent freeze ends or the health issues we've been ignoring because of COVID-19 start piling up to a critical mass, poo poo is going to get extremely real.
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When the gently caress are these antibody tests gonna be coming? Just want to know if I've had the drat thing so I can hopefully cast off this horrible persistent anxiety (or I guess if it came back negative make said anxiety even worse lol)
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Darth Walrus posted:The thing about this, though, is that most of the worst aspects of the UK's COVID-19 response are yet to really hit home. We have a healthcare system with high efficiency but low capacity, and a badly shredded social safety net. As soon as the rent freeze ends or the health issues we've been ignoring because of COVID-19 start piling up to a critical mass, poo poo is going to get extremely real. we don't have a rent freeze
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ThomasPaine posted:we don't have a rent freeze Eh, rent deferral, whatever. People aren't paying rent right now, but their debts are building, and they're going to get a huge bill in three months while we're still on lockdown.
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Darth Walrus posted:Eh, rent deferral, whatever. People aren't paying rent right now, but their debts are building, and they're going to get a huge bill in three months while we're still on lockdown. We don't have a rent deferral either, do we? Just a slightly longer eviction process. Landlords can get relief from their mortgage payments though.
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Darth Walrus posted:Eh, rent deferral, whatever. If we have this, it's news to me
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Darth Walrus posted:Eh, rent deferral, whatever. People aren't paying rent right now, but their debts are building, and they're going to get a huge bill in three months while we're still on lockdown. That's not a thing that exists.
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Bardeh posted:When the gently caress are these antibody tests gonna be coming? Just want to know if I've had the drat thing so I can hopefully cast off this horrible persistent anxiety (or I guess if it came back negative make said anxiety even worse lol) Turns out they don't work, sorry. Hope we checked the returns policy on the millions we apparently bought. goddamnedtwisto posted:Do any "routine tests" normally require an overnight stay (and being moved late on a Sunday night)? I'd have thought - even with the kind of definitely-not-NHS hospital he'd be going to - that they'd not want him to actually spend any more time than he needed to in hospital, especially with the PR angle, so unless someone can tell me that there is actually a legit reason to do this that we're definitely not getting the whole story. No, it's bullshit. Nobody gets kept in "for tests", you either get kept in for treatment or for observation. Even if he needed a CT scan, which is the most complex test I can think of that might be useful for coronavirus, with his position they'd be a radiologist waiting to read the result as soon as he came off the scanner. If he's in hospital they're worried about him.
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Bardeh posted:When the gently caress are these antibody tests gonna be coming? Just want to know if I've had the drat thing so I can hopefully cast off this horrible persistent anxiety (or I guess if it came back negative make said anxiety even worse lol) It's fun isn't it because anxiety makes your chest hurt lol
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Gravastars posted:If Boris carks it, his body must be donated to be devoured by the hungry. Friend, even the London pigeons who often help themselves to a bit of puke on the street won't touch him
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There's a mortgage payment holiday (which AFAIK still has to be paid back by the borrower) but no official rent freeze. There's a 3 month moratorium on evictions, which is probably what you were thinking of?
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There's no rent deferral either. Landlords are under no obligation to reduce or forgive any rent debt over this whole period. The only thing that has changed is that a section 21 eviction is now 3 months as opposed to 2. That's it. One thing though, is that landlords are not entitled to any of the self employed payments that the government recently announced as property is seen as investment and not regular self employed work.
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jabby posted:Even if he needed a CT scan, which is the most complex test I can think of that might be useful for coronavirus, with his position they'd be a radiologist waiting to read the result as soon as he came off the scanner. If he's in hospital they're worried about him. bad news for bojo
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Tsietisin posted:There's no rent deferral either. Landlords are under no obligation to reduce or forgive any rent debt over this whole period. Which only makes them more likely to demand rent.
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Found the UKMT game https://twitter.com/jimrossignol/status/1246771285771902979?s=19
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Also read that Dominic "if it means some pensioners die, too bad" Cumming's 74-year old Uncle has died of coronavirus. Sorry, with coronavirus.
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ThomasPaine posted:Never thought a pandemic could be simultaneously so loving awful and so hilarious, lmao That element was really missing from the film Contagion. Also, Jude Law's character should have been president.
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Sonderval posted:Wow, I know this thread has its tongue firmly up labours arse and will dog-pile death threats on anyone that supports anyone else but wishing the PM dead in the middle of a pandemic is loving pathetic.
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Darth Walrus posted:Eh, rent deferral, whatever. People aren't paying rent right now, but their debts are building, and they're going to get a huge bill in three months while we're still on lockdown. You thinking of the Scottish 6 month ban on evictions and rent freeze?
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HopperUK posted:It's fun isn't it because anxiety makes your chest hurt lol It's poo poo. I keep thinking I have a tight chest, and a few days ago I had some weird little dizzy spells, and every time it's like 'oh gently caress here we go, it begins' but then I get some sleep, wake up feeling fine, and as the day wears on it happens again, over and over. But if I get really into a game or book or something, I don't feel the symptoms at all, so I know it has to be all in my mind, but once I get pulled away from the distractions by family or chores or whatever, there's the tight chested feeling again and arrrrgh
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Tarnop posted:That element was really missing from the film Contagion. Also, Jude Law's character should have been president. When I first saw Contagion I thought "Yeah there are people like Jude Law's character but it's probably a bit overstated in this for dramatic effect, in reality in a situation that serious he wouldn't get a huge audience" it's me, i'm the loving moron dupe
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Ms Adequate posted:When I first saw Contagion I thought "Yeah there are people like Jude Law's character but it's probably a bit overstated in this for dramatic effect, in reality in a situation that serious he wouldn't get a huge audience" Stop doxxing me Seriously though I had all the same thoughts
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I watched Contagion 3 weeks ago and my thoughts were 'Well I'm glad the CFR is 10x times larger than what's happening now' so lol if you took any other messages from it because otherwise it's a perfect representation of what's going on.
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Algol Star posted:Based on current experience I'd say that Boris has around a 1 in 3 chance of surviving this, assuming they're lying about him being admitted as a precaution. he has a solid 95% chance of surviving based on hospitalisation/critical care/death rates even though it pains me to say it ThomasPaine fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Apr 6, 2020 |
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