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Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica

Lmao

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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




ICHIBAHN posted:

All the diseased wwe wrestlers are posting missives about how special mania is lol

i misread this as "deceased"

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Hirez posted:

just lol if you don't wrestle your dog.

My dog loving loves when I wake him up with a crossface chicken-wing. If only he was smaller and I could powerbomb him :allears:

Man you make me miss when my family had a bigass 120lb Rottweiler named Bertha. I'd let her stand with her paws on my shoulders so we could do collar & elbow tie-ups, she was a beast

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

https://twitter.com/kidlykos/status/1246571442466181120?s=21


https://twitter.com/therealvirgil/status/1246596995202060289?s=21

the escape goat fucked around with this message at 08:09 on Apr 5, 2020

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5qiW1AA1DM

He's got it backwards as to who's dodging who, but figured I'd put this here anyway.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


This is the second time Virgil has somehow made one of the best all time Virgil jokes

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Mr. Carlisle posted:

This is the second time Virgil has somehow made one of the best all time Virgil jokes

His Twitter is amazing, I can't believe I'm only seeing it now

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/DanhausenAD/status/1246546899873796097

Match of the millennium right here.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Jordan7hm posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5qiW1AA1DM

He's got it backwards as to who's dodging who, but figured I'd put this here anyway.

Haha haha holy poo poo

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



https://twitter.com/realkillerkross/status/1246933746940592133?s=21


https://twitter.com/niajaxwwe/status/1246940630791720966?s=21

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jordan7hm posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5qiW1AA1DM

He's got it backwards as to who's dodging who, but figured I'd put this here anyway.

Can't believe that coward Sexxxy Eddy has been ducking me like this.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Jerusalem posted:

Can't believe that coward Sexxxy Eddy has been ducking me like this.

We've all seen the photos of you and your 4Loko, where the gently caress is Sexual Edwardo?


Ah, time to learn about social media in WWE. Don't complain online about anything, and find out that weirdly Nia Jax is able to destroy your career.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



It's fiiiiine. He's only got like 4.99 of his 5 years left to go

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I don't get it

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/WWEBigE/status/1246982972227665920?s=19

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Gonzo McFee posted:

I don't get it

New hire threw shade at Liv Morgan on social media, got immediately told to watch his loving tone by Nia Jax, who also happens to be related to The Rock and happens to be correct in this case.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

https://twitter.com/ScottDawsonWWE/status/1246977583293612035

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Gonzo McFee posted:

I don't get it

The last time a new hire opened his mouth on social media about a woman employed there for a longer period of time than him:

quote:

On October 29, Lio Rush joked on Twitter about Emma following her release from WWE; he received criticism from WWE wrestlers and issued an apology.[32] The tweet resulted in Rush being pulled from all NXT events until November 30.[33][34] He would make one additional appearance on NXT television, losing a squash match to Lars Sullivan. He was then off television again until April 2018.[35]

In June 2018, Rush was moved to WWE's main roster as part of the cruiserweight division, appearing on 205 Live.[36]

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

oh he's not Lashley's lil buddy anymore?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


coconono posted:

oh he's not Lashley's lil buddy anymore?

He's mostly moved on from the company in pursuit of music https://www.forbes.com/sites/alfredkonuwa/2020/03/16/wwes-lio-rush-talks-music-not-looking-to-wrestle-during-coronavirus-pandemic/

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


both him and Truth rapping about how they gonna shoot me is pretty laffo.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Gonzo McFee posted:

I don't get it

Some random on twitter said Liv Morgan looked like Scarlett Bordeaux, who Killer Kross is in a relationship with. He made a snarky agreeing comment.

Nia Jax told him to shut his mouth.

Scarlett's 2019 ring gear: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7c/Scarlett_Bordeaux_2019.jpg

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
how in the world does she manage to wrestle with gear like that

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

getting your career derailed by Nia Jax is a pretty funny water cooler story tho.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

flatluigi posted:

how in the world does she manage to wrestle with gear like that

not very well, like anyone else who might try. but if you get to be successful and do what you wanna do then heck yeah friend. except wwe. Rant about wwe over!!!

Cavauro fucked around with this message at 06:00 on Apr 6, 2020

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




coconono posted:

getting your career derailed by Nia Jax is a pretty funny water cooler story tho.

yeah usually she just does that by injuring people, good to see her diversifying

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

flatluigi posted:

how in the world does she manage to wrestle with gear like that

Very carefully

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!
I didn't think of Scarlett when Liv changed her hair color, but that gear looks EXACTLY like the stuff she was wearing before she signed. And it's hilarious watching The Rock's ring awarenessless cousin pull rank on Kross for a jokey two word reply to a fan about it.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

davidbix posted:

I didn't think of Scarlett when Liv changed her hair color, but that gear looks EXACTLY like the stuff she was wearing before she signed. And it's hilarious watching The Rock's ring awarenessless cousin pull rank on Kross for a jokey two word reply to a fan about it.

Must have missed the part where it's professional and acceptable to publicly talk poo poo about a colleague.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


That’s a pretty low bar for talking poo poo imo

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

coconono posted:

oh he's not Lashley's lil buddy anymore?

He had a few great matches on NXT for the Cruiserweight Championship, which he lost to Devlin on World's Collide. They were great matches and I'm sad to see Lio gone!

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Quantum of Phallus posted:

He had a few great matches on NXT for the Cruiserweight Championship, which he lost to Devlin on World's Collide. They were great matches and I'm sad to see Lio gone!

He lost it to Garza in December, who then dropped it to Devlin.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Regardless of whether or not Kross should've made the comment, if Nia Jax tried to pull rank with me I think my eyes would roll so hard they'd shoot out the back of my skull.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

if some dork said "you copied my wiiiiife" to my friend and colleague i would tell them to stfu even if i was the worst wrestler on the roster, nia jax. And I'd be right, as well as bad at my job

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

And whether Nia Jax is any good at her job is completely irrelevant to the fact that what this idiot did was stupid and unprofessional, and he absolutely deserved to be told to pull his head in. If this derails his career, Jax had nothing to do with it. Him being an unprofessional dickhead derailed it.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Did Killer Kross give you a swirlie or something? Holy crap.

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
Nia Jax is such a tool.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

MJeff posted:

Did Killer Kross give you a swirlie or something? Holy crap.

No, it's more that stupid loving bullshit like this:


Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:

Nia Jax is such a tool.

MJeff posted:

Regardless of whether or not Kross should've made the comment, if Nia Jax tried to pull rank with me I think my eyes would roll so hard they'd shoot out the back of my skull.

davidbix posted:

I didn't think of Scarlett when Liv changed her hair color, but that gear looks EXACTLY like the stuff she was wearing before she signed. And it's hilarious watching The Rock's ring awarenessless cousin pull rank on Kross for a jokey two word reply to a fan about it.

coconono posted:

getting your career derailed by Nia Jax is a pretty funny water cooler story tho.

where there's an implication that somehow Jax is in the wrong for defending a female colleague because apparently an, in this situation, entirely unrelated and irrelevant skillset is not up to par got up my nose.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

well calm down now. we're only talking about the tollman here. the herald of doomsday. the people's executioner. the devil of monterrey. rey de la maldad. karrion arturo geist

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Vagabundo posted:

He lost it to Garza in December, who then dropped it to Devlin.

Ah right

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