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Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Frosted Flake posted:

If you want to really enjoy this, go on rentals.ca. Suddenly Toronto and Vancouver have thousands of listings in brand new condos, for thousands less than listings put up last month.

2 Bedroom condo on Queens Quay for 1500/mo lol

:yeshaha:

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Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Giga Gaia posted:

if only the big brain capitalists could come up with a method for the long term preservation of dairy... ah well probably impossible

The US has 500,000 tons of cheese in a gigantic cheese cave in Wisconsin. No they aren't giving away the cheese to hungry newly unemployed people, that could hurt dairy profits, gotta consider the economy.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

In the event of a direct nuclear strike it becomes a military personnel calzone with rock for the crust. Yum!

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Chamale posted:

The US has 500,000 tons of cheese in a gigantic cheese cave in Wisconsin. No they aren't giving away the cheese to hungry newly unemployed people, that could hurt dairy profits, gotta consider the economy.

Also Canada has that strategic maple syrup reserve, hungry people could... drink it I guess? Swim around in it and have fun?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

I wanted to look up how the syrup was actually stored and found the wiki article on that maple syrup heist from back in 2012, I remember hearing about it but never heard how it was discovered:

quote:

In fall 2012, the FPAQ took their annual inventory of syrup barrels. Inspector Michel Gaurvreau started climbing up the barrels and nearly fell, expecting 600-pound barrels but now finding them empty.

Inspector Quebec Frenchname came to check on his precious barrel pyramid and they all toppled over like a looney tunes bit, and he presumably mugged to the camera while laying in the pile of barrels and went "oh là là!"

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

Chamale posted:

The US has 500,000 tons of cheese in a gigantic cheese cave in Wisconsin. No they aren't giving away the cheese to hungry newly unemployed people, that could hurt dairy profits, gotta consider the economy.

I mean we have, that’s where the government cheese memes of old are from

Giving a bunch of moldy government cheese to poors and schools to “cut waste”

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Frosted Flake posted:

If you want to really enjoy this, go on rentals.ca. Suddenly Toronto and Vancouver have thousands of listings in brand new condos, for thousands less than listings put up last month.

2 Bedroom condo on Queens Quay for 1500/mo lol

I literally had to leave my birth city (Vancouver) because of these fucksticks so trust me I am enjoying this.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


This Vancouver realtor who was one of the few people blowing the whistle on all the illegal money laundering in the city explains how capitalism-as-usual isn't just going to snap back into place after the virus subsides:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kodqPjK2uz0

Testicular Torque Wrench
Apr 14, 2016

yeet

Shame Boy posted:

I wanted to look up how the syrup was actually stored and found the wiki article on that maple syrup heist from back in 2012, I remember hearing about it but never heard how it was discovered:


Inspector Quebec Frenchname came to check on his precious barrel pyramid and they all toppled over like a looney tunes bit, and he presumably mugged to the camera while laying in the pile of barrels and went "oh là là!"

megalodong
Mar 11, 2008

Frosted Flake posted:

If you want to really enjoy this, go on rentals.ca. Suddenly Toronto and Vancouver have thousands of listings in brand new condos, for thousands less than listings put up last month.

2 Bedroom condo on Queens Quay for 1500/mo lol

https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/health/coronavirus/120510118/rental-market-flooded-with-former-airbnb-properties

quote:

He said it was worrying because a big drop in yields for investors would push some to sell.

quote:

A spokeswoman for Trade Me said usually 6 per cent of Trade Me rental listings were offered furnished. But since March 14, when the self-isolation rules were first announced, that number had increased to 11 per cent.

"This puts the total number of fully furnished rental listings at double what they were at the time last year," she said.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/business/117932670/property-investor-my-house-makes-extra-1100-a-month-on-airbnb

quote:

Property investor Steve Goodey decided to turn one of his three-bedroom Petone houses into an Airbnb holiday let after a bad experience with tenants who did not clean the property.

It turned out to be a good financial decision – he now makes $4200 on average a month from the property, compared to $3100 when it was a long-term rental.

It used to be let for $700 a week but now pulls in an average of just under $1000.

please let all these leeches collapse

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

wow, turns out being a scabbing, illegal hotel slumlord carries risk

what. a. crying. shame.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Shame Boy posted:

I wanted to look up how the syrup was actually stored and found the wiki article on that maple syrup heist from back in 2012, I remember hearing about it but never heard how it was discovered:


Inspector Quebec Frenchname came to check on his precious barrel pyramid and they all toppled over like a looney tunes bit, and he presumably mugged to the camera while laying in the pile of barrels and went "oh là là!"

Nah, it's Tabarnak!

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

T-man posted:

wow, turns out being a scabbing, illegal hotel slumlord carries risk

what. a. crying. shame.

Airbnb "employee": life is fantastic boy how I love doing all this sowing

Same employee: this reaping isn't fair someone else needs to step in and do this for me

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1246445485860118528
good thread, no idea why I thought he was a libertarian

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Ruffian Price posted:

https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1246445485860118528
good thread, no idea why I thought he was a libertarian

Like the thread but lol at him having the insight to id ROULETTE in a CASINO as a 'scam'

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
also lol @ supporting a warren plan to 'reign in wall street'

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Ruffian Price posted:

https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1246445485860118528
good thread, no idea why I thought he was a libertarian

The Boing Boing guy?

I haven’t thought about him in years.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Xand_Man posted:

Like the thread but lol at him having the insight to id ROULETTE in a CASINO as a 'scam'


https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1246445488951320576?s=21

there’s a bunch of stupid scammy bets on a craps table. the core pass line bet isn’t bad but everything else is a trap

in roulette it’s easier to understand in that you can see that betting on a number is one spot on the wheel and that that must have longer odds than betting on red or black. craps is already rolling 2d6 and everyone doesn’t have what the odds of rolling a 5 vs rolling a 3 memorized

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

What's wrong with them didn't they play war games in second grade?

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
Yeah the odds of rolling a 3 are negligible unless your flanks are exposed then it's a goddamn certainty.

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

https://twitter.com/BootsRiley/status/1246843507899158528?s=19

Boots was such a pro follow. Not just his posts, but the replies are a nexus for a lot of left wing organizers right now.

https://twitter.com/Zythrst/status/1246846009533247489?s=19

I understand this conflict all too well. I've been struggling to push my local and some of the more reactionary members towards a more leftist stance, but it's hard when the more well-off working class members exhibit FYGM due to the lifestyle the union itself earned for them.

But it feels like something good may be building. Gotta keep faith.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Ruffian Price posted:

https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1246445485860118528
good thread, no idea why I thought he was a libertarian

His whole thing (in his books anyway) is that ~ethical hackers~ will save us all and design the tech for a vaugely anarchistic future. His characters are trash and the worlds he build are ridiculously wish fullfilly (a teenage hacker takes down the DHS using xboxes and journalists), but he's always a fun read if you're willing to excuse the techbro stank.

Plus his porno tastes seem to appear in every book. I know a certain someone who got interested in trans porn from Walkaway. (Which is my rec if anyone wants to read him given above.)

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

who cares that PPE is astounding.

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



other people posted:

who cares that PPE is astounding.

Lowkey wouldn't mind being "essential" if I could rig a Darth Vader costume to have a functional respirator.

I'm like 70% sure my last retail job would have let me get away with this too.

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1247350270507417600

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Blood sports, but it's in ur lungs

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

hobbesmaster posted:

https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1246445488951320576?s=21

there’s a bunch of stupid scammy bets on a craps table. the core pass line bet isn’t bad but everything else is a trap

in roulette it’s easier to understand in that you can see that betting on a number is one spot on the wheel and that that must have longer odds than betting on red or black. craps is already rolling 2d6 and everyone doesn’t have what the odds of rolling a 5 vs rolling a 3 memorized

Don't Pass is also the only good bet on a craps table :eng101:

One of the more innovative scams casinos have been running are the ol' side bets. Insurance in blackjack is a well known one, but they like pushing all sorts of bizarre, "high payout" (but always, always losing) bets. House edge on a lot of table games runs under 5% or so, but side bets regularly run well over that, and are pushed just as hard as regular bets in most places.

It's also not just a lot of odds that contribute, though, it's the esoteric rules around them. Hard to really understand something when it's buried five layers deep in small-print literature.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

come throw down in this honeycombed shaped arena with your honeycombed shaped shredded lungs

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

Siljmonster posted:

come throw down in this honeycombed shaped arena with your honeycombed shaped shredded lungs
excuse me but an octagon and a honeycomb are different because you see....

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

the obvious solution is mech fights

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Zamujasa posted:

Don't Pass is also the only good bet on a craps table :eng101:

it's literally the only fair bet in the casino, which is why they force you to bet on pass first and vilify it by making it sound like you're betting against the shooter

don't think you can just make money doing that tho, it's still basically a coinflip the house advantage is just close to zero lol

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Warmachine posted:

Lowkey wouldn't mind being "essential" if I could rig a Darth Vader costume to have a functional respirator.

I'm like 70% sure my last retail job would have let me get away with this too.

I've been in a fast food novelty costume before, those things are the opposite of respirators

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
between punchsport island and rugby league island, this is shaping up to be a prime year for nominally straight homo-eroticism

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Warmachine posted:

Lowkey wouldn't mind being "essential" if I could rig a Darth Vader costume to have a functional respirator.

I'm like 70% sure my last retail job would have let me get away with this too.

You could have been Chad Vader.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

between punchsport island and rugby league island, this is shaping up to be a prime year for nominally straight homo-eroticism

It's definitely better than last years paedo island that is for sure.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:qq:

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009

we have a similar situation in Portugal but even more eye gouging ridiculous, the highways are not fully State owned, they're partially private owned and now those same companies want to be reimbursed for the lack of revenue

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Ghost Leviathan posted:

You could have been Chad Vader.

The virgin hand made mask vs the Chad modded costume helmet

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duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost



whats great is due to how cities bid process works, often they have to pay for these cameras monthly and then use the fines to offset that meaning if there are no fines the city still has to pay the company running them so the city is the only one left holding the bag

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