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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1247251333477957634

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StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum
https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1247246776480010241

lol e: f,b

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
that IDS quote basically confirms that Boris is pretty much already fighting for his life, doesn't it? none of this 'moved as a precaution' bullshit

Prism Mirror Lens
Oct 9, 2012

~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~




:chord:
I’m just here to post in the ukmt at such a historic moment. You can really see how primitive cultures got the idea that plagues were punishments by god

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
having an actual falling out with my mum because i'm laughing about bojo lol

Chinese Gordon
Oct 22, 2008


Lol even when IDS tries to sound sympathetic he manages to come across as a monster.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

ThomasPaine posted:

having an actual falling out with my mum because i'm laughing about bojo lol

You should buy her plat and get her into socialist memeposting

pitch a fitness
Mar 19, 2010

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1247130744260083712

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Honestly IDS implying that Boris didn't fight the disease hard enough is such an IDS thing that I can see him kicking the coffin to see if Boris is faking.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Prism Mirror Lens posted:

I’m just here to post in the ukmt at such a historic moment. You can really see how primitive cultures got the idea that plagues were punishments by god

I thought BoJo was a punishment from god, so I'm less sure what this plague is at this point.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/Jon_UK2016/status/1247248889192857605

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
If Boris survives this he will be unstoppable.

duckmaster
Sep 13, 2004
Mr and Mrs Duck go and stay in a nice hotel.

One night they call room service for some condoms as things are heating up.

The guy arrives and says "do you want me to put it on your bill"

Mr Duck says "what kind of pervert do you think I am?!

QUACK QUACK
Well I bet he wishes he hadn’t voted Tory now.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

ThomasPaine posted:

having an actual falling out with my mum because i'm laughing about bojo lol

No apprecaition for the classics, some people. What is Hubris if not this? Has there ever been a better performance? Britain is once again a world class cultural exporter.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

*Draws dotted line on wrist*

I mean it's a shame

*Picks up hacksaw*

But we can't have any accidents now can we

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Go towards the light Boris

Isomermaid
Dec 3, 2019

Swish swish, like a fish
Welp

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William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

I'm confused, I thought Boris Johnson was the British Trump, not the British Jeb!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqPr6bcTJhc

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/jburnmurdoch/status/1247252077513977857?s=19

Heads or tails

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Just imagined a funeral procession that's just a bunch of winecrates painted to look like little buses and now I'm hooting

xtothez
Jan 4, 2004


College Slice


Boris needs more Likes & Shares folks! Only they can save him now!

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Chuka Umana posted:

There's a joke about boris dying and hard brexit that I can't think up right now.

There's actually two jokes here: boris dying, and hard brexit

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
I'm due to work Friday, Sunday and Monday, so I could get +60% pay for three days work and also have Boris on death's door the whole time (or, y'know, dead). The weekend's looking up!

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Boris, right now

https://twitter.com/screaminbutcalm/status/1105577845642878976?lang=en

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Man everything is just a rollercoaster these days.

Chuka Umana posted:

If Boris survives this he will be unstoppable.

Well possibly. If the death count gets well out of hand then he'll have some protection from the fallout because of how close to death he came but the Tories are not known for their tolerance of weakness, he may well be out within a year for 'health reasons' because the scheming has started now.

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
Well if Boris is gone you can kiss any chance of spending increases for the next ten years goodbye.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Go to it, Boris! Go to it!


e: predictably beaten, dunno why i even thought i could sneak that in before somebody else

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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Dear God, why is it so obvious that no-one in government took this poo poo seriously?

Like, now it is very much coming home to roost and it seems like the Tories are flapping like chickens.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

and being both male and obese hurt his chances

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

Josef bugman posted:

Dear God, why is it so obvious that no-one in government took this poo poo seriously?

Normality bias

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!
Man I chose a really good time to start reading this thread again. Maybe I'm just pessimistic but the shadow cabinet looks significantly better than I was expecting and Boris is either going to die or have a really bad time which is some top tier karma

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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Chuka Umana posted:

Normality bias

Yeah. I think we all have a bit of that, but this is another level.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Steer Karma

Unormal
Nov 16, 2004

Mod sass? This evening?! But the cakes aren't ready! THE CAKES!
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/jburnmurdoch/status/1247254690481549312

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Julio Cruz posted:

and being both male and obese hurt his chances

ICU admissions likely already select for those.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Julio Cruz posted:

and being both male and obese hurt his chances

Good thing he doesn't have any underlying health conditions like alcoholism or a cocaine addiction.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Imagine being a privileged Tory and walking around like you can get away with anything, impervious to consequences, and then a virus gets you. The sheer shock alone would be enough to put you in ICU.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://pharmaceuticals-world.com/collections/covid-19-testing-kit/products/covid-19-antibody-rapid-test-kit

Is this the one we ordered 3 million of that don't work properly?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Imagine being a privileged Tory and walking around like you can get away with anything, impervious to consequences, and then a virus gets you. The sheer shock alone would be enough to put you in ICU.

THE CHANCES OF ANYTHING COMING FROM MARS ARE A MILLION TO ONE THEY SAID

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ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

OwlFancier posted:

No apprecaition for the classics, some people. What is Hubris if not this? Has there ever been a better performance? Britain is once again a world class cultural exporter.

Truthfully she's just a very nice person who doesn't like the idea of any human being suffering and she very much doesn't understand structural violence. It's a pretty toxic combo.

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