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inspired by the videos of the quarantined italians singing together on their balconies, i go out on my balcony to loudly argue with my neighbors about which is the best star wars movie |
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canyoneer posted:inspired by the videos of the quarantined italians singing together on their balconies, i go out on my balcony to loudly argue with my neighbors about which is the best star wars movie Lying in my bed trying to ignore it and go to sleep until I hear someone impugn the good name of Jar Jar Binks. Oh now it's on. I climb out of bed and put on a bathrobe. |
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Mar 19, 2020 20:47
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:sincereposting: i always thought the episodes that weren't about murder but like outbreaks of e. coli and product safety issues were intensely more interesting. for a long second i thought you meant looney tunes eps about ecoli ---------------- |
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deep dish peat moss posted:A bizarre hellscape version of post-quarantine Price is Right where the audience is gone and each contestant stands 35 feet apart and they are guessing the current price of things like tp and hand sanitizer revealing a double-roll 9-pack like a new car https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM5rjOUuUPk ---------------- |
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Mar 21, 2020 22:51
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Thanks Kim Mitchell, but I'd rather have slander and lies than diabetes. |
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Mar 26, 2020 15:25
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Twitch streaming family game night. I'm endlessly mocked for ragequitting Monopoly played by the actual rules after the game enters its third hour with no end in sight. |
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Mar 28, 2020 18:53
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a chair but it’s just too tall to get up and sit on
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Mar 28, 2020 20:54
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me at the party awkwardly leaning on my forearm against the back of the empty chair for hours
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Mar 28, 2020 20:55
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regular height chairs paired with a bar-height table
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Mar 28, 2020 21:14
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^ my actual situation for my first two weeks of marriage
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biosterous posted:regular height chairs paired with a bar-height table my lats are sore from breakfast
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Mar 28, 2020 21:16
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Twitch streaming family game night. Realtalk I've been playing jackbox Quiplash with my parents and siblings remotely and it's been really fun. Stream the game and everyone else uses video streams for banter |
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Mar 29, 2020 03:26
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nut posted:my lats are sore from breakfast lmfao absurd lifehacks like this standing on your toilet and squatting to work your glutes while going putting your cereal and milk and toast and bacon and orange and coffee in the blender for bfast slurry you can drink on the bus ---------------- |
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Mar 29, 2020 03:48
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A BYOB internship |
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Mar 30, 2020 16:04
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:A BYOB internship 
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Mar 30, 2020 16:39
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where did you get that photo of the mod forum
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Mar 30, 2020 16:41
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i know what your professor told u in posting 421, but you're putting entirely too much thought into it, bunky.
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Mar 30, 2020 16:44
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:A BYOB internship dad: so you don’t get paid because your an intern? me: no, no one gets paid
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Mar 30, 2020 17:42
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Goons Are Great posted:where did you get that photo of the mod forum 
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Mar 30, 2020 21:12
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no mods no rulers no managers no people in front of you in line who turn around and look at you even though you are inches away and you gotta pretend you didn’t notice
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nut posted:no mods no rulers no managers no people in front of you in line who turn around and look at you even though you are inches away and you gotta pretend you didn’t notice no shirt no shoes no service also no tp or hand sanitizer, sorry
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Mar 30, 2020 22:35
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a guy named "d.a. rhea" but he is constipated |
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Apr 3, 2020 08:27
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The concept of fortune cookies but in different foods - Fortune Pizza |
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Apr 3, 2020 09:20
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ELI PORTER posted:a guy named "d.a. rhea" but he is constipated New crime show following the exploits of s tough and tenacious defense attorney: D.A. Rhea |
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Abugadu posted:The concept of fortune cookies but in different foods - Fortune Pizza Fortune Stuffed Crust |
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Twisting and turning and holding up to the light every jello cup on the shelf trying to read the fortune inside and find a good one. |
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Apr 3, 2020 10:28
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the delicate balance between washing the snack pack off the paper without it falling apart
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Finger Prince posted:Fortune Stuffed Crust i'd try it ---------------- |
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Apr 3, 2020 15:42
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got any sevens posted:lmfao I have news for you about toilets in certain parts of Asia. Also, a lifehack for sleeping through your alarm in the morning is just not to go to sleep at all. Try meth? |
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Bacon Taco posted:I have news for you about toilets in certain parts of Asia. yeah i remember seeing this in every park toilet in yellowstone and the tetons  because a lot of tourists from parts of Asia where they are used to squat toilets might not understand how the sit-on type is supposed to work if they've never seen it before and they might try to squat on it with terrible results (much like the first time I ever saw a squat toilet I was like wtf how do i... how does this... for a second before I realized I had to squat)
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This popped into my head. It's disgusting. I debated not posting it. I posted it anyway  playing hopscotch when you have explosive diarrhea https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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if you wish to poop into the back part of the toilet where the water is held, you are likely going to have to stand on top if it. this maneuver is called a "double decker" and should only be utilized in the case of your enemies and other villainous creeps |
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ELI PORTER posted:if you wish to poop into the back part of the toilet where the water is held, you are likely going to have to stand on top if it. this maneuver is called a "double decker" and should only be utilized in the case of your enemies and other villainous creeps or if the lower deck is occupied
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building inspectors watching mr magoo wreak havoc on a construction site
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Apr 6, 2020 06:12
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Figuring out gender neutral forms for things like "mang" and "bruh" |
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google THIS posted:Figuring out gender neutral forms for things like "mang" and "bruh" pal compatriot gamgee true buckaroo home skillet bacchus crimes |
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Apr 6, 2020 16:44
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My bow Alternates: My sword or my axe |
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Apr 6, 2020 19:44
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Pippin: Why didn't Frodo just get carried to Mount Doom by the eagles and drop the Ring in? Gandalf: He didn't have enough air miles! **both have a good laugh** |
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Zen Koans for Yoga Moms One day Karen was meditating in the temple garden, but she had become frustrated and impatient,so she went in search of the temple master. She found him leading a spin class. "Master." She said, "For days I have been meditating in the temple garden yet I cannot still my mind, and I am frustrated. Tell me the one weird trick you must know to overcome my monkey mind." The master, still biking, reached into his yeti cooler and withdrew a bottle of kombucha. Opening it and taking a sip he said "I'd like to speak with the manager." Karen left, enlightened.
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Jon Snow University- Also known as YKNU- because "You'll Know NOTHING!"
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