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alphabettitouretti posted:If he's drinking or loving something then he's probably conscious. brave of all those journalists to send their wives in to check if he's okay
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friendly 2 da void posted:COVID-19 TASKFORCE SUICIDE SQUAD ROLL CALL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY
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Epic High Five posted:this seems to be escalating like some of the more severe cases I've heard described that’s a rando tweet quoting an imaging professor who I assume is either made up or not involved in the dickhead’s care
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Epic High Five posted:this seems to be escalating like some of the more severe cases I've heard described what's the survival rate once on a vent?
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oxsnard posted:what's the survival rate once on a vent? 20% according to someone earlier itt
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Tei posted:Idiot did this to himself by shaking hands with a entire hospital. also by appointing fascist psychopath grifter advisors who convinced him to do the worst thing possible
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Lpzie posted:poor boris. not so invincible anymore. 
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cheese eats mouse posted:brain finally broke welcome home
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Pobrecito posted:same roommate who brought his covid-positive-roommate-having gf in our apt is now insisting on having a technician from our ISP come to our apartment tomorrow because our internet speed has been garbage recently. I keep trying to tell him that everyone's internet speed is garbage rn and that the technician will do nothing but spread covid to us but this dude seemingly will stop at nothing to introduce covid to our apartment.
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hobbesmaster posted:i think the original meme is from ghana but some people are using jazz funeral clips instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jql4Z6ob_tw
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Failson posted:Is Geeert's head getting bigger? yes, always, he looks like a cheat code from nintendo 64 Golden Eye at this point
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Schnorkles posted:unless you are literally taken off the intubator because of triage where a rich person would not, there is literally 0 advantage that being rich will afford you against this. You're right only at the moment of intubation. You're wrong about every single thing leading up to that point like, for example, having lifetime access to preventative care, monitoring & medications that would manage or outright prevent comorbid conditions, and how early you were willing & able to seek help once the covid got severe.
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facetoucher cat posted:https://twitter.com/NorbertElekes/status/1247262151271682054 I found Boris in the ground.
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Is there an actual source for that other than some twitter rando.
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Me, in two weeks, clicking on a tweet: TWEET: a clip plays of boris bragging about shaking hands with every infected patient then cuts to his casket being lowered into the ground while the curb theme music is dubbed over INTERNAL NARRATION: Two bourbon trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved this tremendous content.
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twoday posted:yes, always, he looks like a cheat code from nintendo 64 Golden Eye at this point he looks like someone tried to make geert wilders in the skyrim character creator
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Boris Johnson dying is gonna be the defining moment of this whole event and I’m gonna enjoy every loving minute of it lmao
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En Garde Motherfuckers posted:I'm no expert or anything but isn't there a very, very low survival rate once one is at a point where they need a ventilator Apparently ~20%
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right now boris' alcohol ravaged liver is swelling, slowing down the flow of blood throughout his entire body. the body's immune system is rushing fluid to his lungs, where it's mixing with the sloughed off tissue that used to be his alveoli. he's lying face down in his bed, because it makes it easier to breathe. the fluid is flowing downward because of gravity and swelling his scrotum and testicles grotesquely. they will have preemptively cath'd him in case the swelling from fluid and his engorged prostate would later make it untenable. he is being started on prophylactic broad spectrum abx. the meropenem will turn the lining of his gi tract into a slurry. Since he's prone, that will back up too, further complicating matters. they'll have to pump the poo poo out of him with a tube because he won't be a candidate for surgery his heart will eventually give out from beating against the fluid overload, and he'll be put on IV pressors. the drugs will make his heart beast faster and his arteries constrict, stabilizing his blood pressure. after a day his fingers and toes will start to turn black and necrotise. his penis as well, but no one will bother to check because they won't want to deal with it. this is what he has to look forward to
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Like I feel like there would be news station twitters blaring that he likely needs to be on a ventilator. Not just a random dude.
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we can do it cspam we can will bojo dying of corona-chan into reality
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Pobrecito posted:same roommate who brought his covid-positive-roommate-having gf in our apt is now insisting on having a technician from our ISP come to our apartment tomorrow because our internet speed has been garbage recently. I keep trying to tell him that everyone's internet speed is garbage rn and that the technician will do nothing but spread covid to us but this dude seemingly will stop at nothing to introduce covid to our apartment. I don't think that's true, your roommate is going to give COVID to the technician instead.
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Telsa Cola posted:Is there an actual source for that other than some twitter rando. 'twitter rando' is the most trusted breaking news source
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https://soundcloud.com/user-275864738/viral-counterpoint-of-the-coronavirus-spike-protein-2019-ncovquote:While we cannot see small nanoscopic objects like proteins or other molecules that make up virtually all living matter including our cells, tissues, as well as pathogens such as viruses, our computational algorithm allows us to make its material manifestation audible. This piece is a musical representation of the amino acid sequence and structure of the spike protein of the pathogen of COVID-19, 2019-nCoV (protein data bank identifier 6VSB [1]).
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Cao Ni Ma posted:Being part of like 5-10% means you are probably more likely to get the virus but if you are a 1% you've been living your entire life waiting for the financial collapse and the guillotines that come with it and have your own bunker with armed guards waiting for just this moment. armed guards are as bad as bandits once money loses value
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