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Al-Saqr posted:loving awesome that a kid doesn’t have to be raised by Bojo lol. Kid wasnt going to be raised by him anyway. So does the cabinet wait till the corpse is cold before they start manoevering for the leadership?
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Al-Saqr posted:Who gives a poo poo about his poo poo girlfriend and honestly loving awesome that a kid doesn’t have to be raised by Bojo lol. He's been present in literally none of his kids lives so this will not be any different. He's the Well funded NHS of parents: Imaginary.
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OwlFancier posted:I can't imagine anyone ITT typing the phrase "lackadaisical insoucience" I don't even know how you'd pronounce it.
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Guavanaut posted:So... what do they think the system is if not the people within it? Because that's a fairly basic point in both anarchist philosophy and almost all modern sociology. I think the way they view it is that they just take the system as a state of nature, you see it with a lot of the justifications about how you can never do away with hierarchies or that there'll always be someone on top better just try to make sure it's someone decent. Like the implication is that the problem can't be with that mode of organization or if it is, there's nothing you can do to change that so it's not worth thinking about, the only thing you can do is try to fiddle to make sure that you end up with a philosopher king rather than a mad dictator. Complaining about why we need to have either is like complaining about the existence of gravity. OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Apr 6, 2020 |
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marktheando posted:I don't think a PM has died in office or got divorced in office for a good century or two. And Boris is going to do both! Campbell-Bannerman, I think. Though he might've resigned first.
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Pistol_Pete posted:I don't even know how you'd pronounce it. in-soo-see-enss or in-soo-shunss I guess, depending on your accent. I think pratchett used it to describe a mustache one time.
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If Nadine Dorries kills the prime minster does that mean she gets to be the next prime minister?
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OwlFancier posted:in-soo-see-enss I was once described as Insouciant Moustache Guy by an Irish website, the description has troubled me ever since
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Failed Imagineer posted:I was once described as Insouciant Moustache Guy by an Irish website, the description has troubled me ever since That's literally the only time I've heard it used otherwise and I'm sure it was from a pratchett book.
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Oh no covo lowblow bojo! Go show woe fo bojo beau!
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I thought "Johnson's hole" sounded vaguely familiar. Turns out it's a crap hiking trail in Utah, and I was actually thinking of "Jackson's Hole". Anyway, my point is the mass grave in Hyde park is getting named after Boris.
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Nothingtoseehere posted:They reported it yesterday, when it wasn't true. Their predictions subsequently happening doesn't not make an earlier report bullshit. Oh for sure, man. I don't believe that for a second.
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Communist Thoughts posted:Oh no covo lowblow bojo! Go show woe fo bojo beau! Gesundheit.
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winegums posted:I'm not convinced any of the shitshow of replacements in the tory party would want to take over once boris RIPs outa here. Brexit was bad enough, but at least they could massage things with their extensive control of the media. Pretty hard to bullshit and blame brussels on the massive loving body count but obviously they'll try. same landmass as china not island like grate britten 
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Well i guess someone from Tesco is reading this thread (or my mind) because today i discovered that not only have they got one in, one out on the go, but they also implemented a one way system around the store with floor plans indicating a 2m distance. Shelves were fully stocked, no-one was panic buying but despite all of this it didn't stop the olds ignoring the system and going up and down the aisles however the gently caress they pleased or from congregating at the ends of them having a natter with eachother while blocking everyone else's way. Staff weren't doing poo poo to these people though. What's the point of putting new policies in place if you aren't going to enforce them.
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If the NHS gets Boris through this; it could be worth, at a much later date, just casually checking up with him on the election promises for new hospitals and nurses.
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Store policy is generally you have to be as grovelling as possible to people unless you're security. It would probably take a lot of training to change that.
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Failed Imagineer posted:Just heard an important Boris statement Many thanks, always happy for an excuse to jam out to Boris. DAT RIFF DADDIO. In fact you've inspired me to put on Heavy Rocks.
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Was worried I was being too glib about Boris dying like a dog but then I had a nurse tell me about the reality of the wards in the NHS right now and I genuinely hope Boris suffers immeasurably.
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What are the people in this thread going to pray for though? Him having a revelation that causing pointless suffering is bad?
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Lightningproof posted:Anyone that doesn't find BoJo's massively karmic possible death incredibly funny is deffo 'reluctantly' joining the White Army come the rev. I don't find most things funny any more really. It's just all without meaning and so preventable.
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endlessmonotony posted:What are the people in this thread going to pray for though? Don't think about it. Just enjoy the Simpsons joke.
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move over Gibbo, Kirky is the new hotness https://twitter.com/xzxzlewis/status/1247250825057054720
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Bardeh posted:move over Gibbo, Kirky is the new hotness Not believing anything til I hear it from Ricey and the lads.
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OwlFancier posted:Store policy is generally you have to be as grovelling as possible to people unless you're security. It would probably take a lot of training to change that. You'd think so, but I was trying to ask the security guard a question while standing 2m away and he stepped closer to answer because god forbid we just talk a little loudly while respecting common sense. No one's taking this properly seriously and we're all going to get this eventually.
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Bardeh posted:move over Gibbo, Kirky is the new hotness Glad to hear Kirky doesn't play pranks. Sounds nice.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Don't think about it. Just enjoy the Simpsons joke. I find the thinking about it enlightening. You're supposed to pray for the soul, not the flesh, and that man's soul is incredibly stained. If you were to be a genuine believer and pray for him, what, exactly, would you pray for?
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stev posted:I've been out of the loop, who's the TERF he appointed? Jo Stevens. Won't support reform of the GRA because she thinks trans rights groups are "abusive and divisive", and she has lots of legitimate concerns etc etc
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Kin posted:Well i guess someone from Tesco is reading this thread (or my mind) because today i discovered that not only have they got one in, one out on the go, but they also implemented a one way system around the store with floor plans indicating a 2m distance. Same round here. The guys on the door have obviously been told to be extra jovial about everything and to be fair are doing a good job. All the rest of them do seem to be quite into enforcing the rules and being proactive. What I'm worried about is in the future they won't want to give up their new found authority and shopping is going to be a right faff, getting bossed around by a bunch of little broccoli Nazis.
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I heard Boris Johnson is in intensive care. A man who caused so much misery and wanted to cause even more by way of claiming herd immunity, this is justice.
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