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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Mr Interweb posted:

still have no idea why he was shaking hands with all those corona patients

was he trying to prove this was a hoax? or was this some misguided attempt at trying to build up some immunity?

even our (high profile) chuds in the u.s. aren't stupid enough to blatantly interact with infected patients.

Cummings, working with models that assumed the death rates of non-COVID viral pneumonia, convinced Johnson that herd immunity was the best strategy to pursue, and told him that spreading the virus was necessary in order to quickly immunize the public and restore the economy. Thus, shaking hands and encouraging people to shake hands by example was part of a deliberate plan to spread the virus around, and to prove to the public how harmless it was, with the hopes that so many people would become infected that herd immunity could be quickly achieved, and the economy would quickly get back on track.

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Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
FUUUUCK YESSSSSS

https://twitter.com/norbertelekes/status/1247262151271682054?s=21



Hahahahahhahahaa

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

I really, really do not want Raab to become PM so at this point sincerely here's to Johnson's speedy recovery and swift return to office

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


I've been let down before by this government...

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Hahaha I was already thinking about making this one earlier today but animating text like that is a pain in the rear end

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



UK's hosed regardless, yeah

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




multijoe posted:

I really, really do not want Raab to become PM so at this point sincerely here's to Johnson's speedy recovery and swift return to office

no you goober

hope raab got it too

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Bummer. Raab is less than 50 years old and because of his enthusiasm for martial arts he is likely fit and healthy too.

Cactus
Jun 24, 2006

Remember when Corbyn said "another broken promise" to Boris' "I'd rather die"

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

this time i have faith he will deliver

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





now that's what i call brexit

Joey Steel
Jul 24, 2019

Cactus posted:

Remember when Corbyn said "another broken promise" to Boris' "I'd rather die"

Somewhere, I hope somebody publishes a front page with BoJo's casket and a "Promise kept" title.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/blunted_james/status/1247193831302483970?s=19

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

congrats on the dead PM UK goons

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


can someone please find this lady + get a statement re: bojo tia

https://twitter.com/mreco12/status/1048587039254372353

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Boris might have to seriously cut down on shaking hands with everyone now.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/timiretimzzy_/status/1247262251570155521

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


:popeye:

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
How much do people want to bet that, whatever the outcome, it's going to be touted by the government as a clear sign the NHS needs more private investment?

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Captain Splendid posted:

How much do people want to bet that, whatever the outcome, it's going to be touted by the government as a clear sign the NHS needs more private investment?

I'm not taking that bet. No loving way.

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

can someone please find this lady + get a statement re: bojo tia

https://twitter.com/mreco12/status/1048587039254372353

I'd try asking Necrothatcher, he went viral by similar means.

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Boris isn't coscious he's on a ventilator

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

Uncle Wemus posted:

Is there some kind of magical curse on brexit?

You've got to be a real idiot to support it and a reckless idiot to try to ride that tiger.

The outcomes aren't surprising knowing that.

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



Brexit means BoJo-exit.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


Get Borexit done.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
In our darkest hour we shall see the true face of BREXIT

:bojo:

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

Captain Splendid posted:

How much do people want to bet that, whatever the outcome, it's going to be touted by the government as a clear sign the NHS needs more private investment?

He's in the private hospital part of St Thomas though, not the NHS part.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




havin a cheeky pando

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


Time To Get On With Borexit!

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/v_shakthi/status/1247299556632457216?s=20

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

BoJo will be known as the best PM of all time, because he got Brexit done and died before dealing with the consequences of getting it done

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

broccoli raab

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
God can you imagine if Trump gets it

He probably won't because he's a paranoid germaphobe but still

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



By the old Moulmein Pagoda, lookin' lazy at the sea,
There's a Burma girl a-settin', and I know she thinks o' me;
For the wind is in the palm-trees, and the temple-bells they say:
"Come you back, you British soldier; come you back to Mandalay! "
Come you back to Mandalay,

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
Naming Pericles as his idol does not seem like a smart idea now, does it?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




still reeling from the news that boris is completely, irrevocably dead

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Randler posted:

Naming Pericles as his idol does not seem like a smart idea now, does it?

holy gently caress

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