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703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide

fermun posted:

instead they're gonna try to kick them all out onto the streets in a month or two.

it's going to be a hard switch to flip back, but you unfortunately are right

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mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Atrocious Joe posted:

https://twitter.com/BFriedmanDC/status/1247198373339414531?s=20

hell yeah who's ready for a mutiny in a US carrier group

it would be the coup de grace of the trump presidency

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

Dreylad posted:

holy poo poo, he's got like a 20% chance to live if that happens right?

I thought that if you got a ventilator, you'd get oxygen for long enough to recover. Is that wrong?

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

TODD BONZALEZ posted:

Just normal admission to the Icu during the pandemic. Just routine observations on the icu for precautions :) Boris is fine he's just having an icu admission with the lads
meanwhile, let's ask a senior tory for some generic thoughts and prayers quote about his surely-not-that-seriously-ill friend:
https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1247251679772323840
:stare:

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




182 countries attacked now

number go up

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

The Atomic Man-Boy posted:

I thought that if you got a ventilator, you'd get oxygen for long enough to recover. Is that wrong?

the doc on the latest this week in virology podcast said going on a vent usually means you aren't coming off it. there's also the other ER doc that has the viral story about before they put patients on the vent they give them one last phone call to family because for most of them that's it

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Atomic Man-Boy posted:

I thought that if you got a ventilator, you'd get oxygen for long enough to recover. Is that wrong?

if you have to go on a ventilator, and get a ventilator, for his age/gender he's got a ~50% chance of living.

that's not counting his obesity or adrenochrome dependency.

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

The Atomic Man-Boy posted:

I thought that if you got a ventilator, you'd get oxygen for long enough to recover. Is that wrong?

Depends on if your body can grab enough oxygen for all of your organs not to shut down anyway. Oh and you better hope a cytokine storm doesn't cause cardiac arrest. Oh and if you're on one for long enough your brain just kinda starts forgetting how to breathe.

TODD BONZALEZ
Jul 3, 2010




Backcountry posted:

They will have extra doctors and medical staff looking after Boris. Doctors and medical staff which could be used elsewhere helping others.

What I'm trying to say here is that in death Boris Johnson will take others down with him.

It will be of zero consequence because if you are so seriously affected nothing can help. Ventilation buys your body time for your own immune system to get it's poo poo together. Either he pulls through and recovers or he dies on a ventilator of massive heart failure or deoxygenation or kidney failure etc. Worst case is he takes up a ventilator from a more deserving person. If you need icu treatment then there's gently caress all that fancier private treatment can do, you are on your own with your immune system

Drinkfist
Aug 2, 2005



Siljmonster posted:

Captain Triiiiiiips

Anyone seen a gunslinger chasing a man in black across the southwest united states?

TODD BONZALEZ
Jul 3, 2010




Apraxin posted:

meanwhile, let's ask a senior tory for some generic thoughts and prayers quote about his surely-not-that-seriously-ill friend:
https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1247251679772323840
:stare:

Lmao I hope IDS gets it too, loving goblin shell of a person

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Siljmonster posted:

Captain Triiiiiiips

Captain Trumps.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Frog Act posted:

my girlfriend had a part time job at a headshop, that she’s always insisted she could live without. she also teaches. I live with my parents who are 63 and 67.

they offered her shifts starting this week. the store is by “appointment only” and one customer at a time. i think I basically can’t see her if she’s working directly with the public because of what that could mean for my parents

she thinks I’m being unreasonable. am I?

You would be risking your parent's lives, yes.
So your girlfriend is a selfish bitch or dumb. It's also not safe if she is teaching in person too, oc.

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1247250038822223872

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Gripweed posted:

YES I KNOW THANK YOU

did you check the date

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

fellas do you use butter when you're making some pb on toast

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
https://twitter.com/rockpapercynic/status/1246885628702330881

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Sphyre posted:

fellas do you use butter when you're making some pb on toast

of course not, you pair it with raspberry/strawberry jam or honey like a civilized person

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

Sphyre posted:

fellas do you use butter when you're making some pb on toast

Apple butter is pretty good if you use that.

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Frog Act posted:

yeah I don't know how to emphasize this enough. she says that since i go to the grocery store and get gas it's the same thing. i have to do that and i know she could survive without those shifts. this is turning into a big fight and i don't know how to convince her i can't risk my families life for her to make ~$90 a week.

It's likely that 1-2 million people will die from this. You're in the right.

Lacrosse
Jun 16, 2010

>:V



Maybe this is me running out of energy to care, but if these idiots want to Rapture themselves so badly I'm ready to say 'let em'

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1247297619833032708?s=19

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Lacrosse posted:

Maybe this is me running out of energy to care, but if these idiots want to Rapture themselves so badly I'm ready to say 'let em'

Yeah, but they also go to the grocery store

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe
This thread has made me so hungry, and the Lebanese place is closed.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/elizondogabriel/status/1247221341293551616

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1247301076790976518/pu/vid/636x272/9czViJCtr6uQ_Yh7.mp4

the good part

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/1247301282194472961

TODD BONZALEZ
Jul 3, 2010




Lol eat poo poo Boris and every bovine Boris defender who is like 'yes the NHS money bus was a blatant lie, but have you considered sovereignty? Now the tories will have no pushback when they seek to defund the NHS and also deregulate the mad dog of unregulated capitalism, do you not see the dignity of toiling in the fields for number?' gently caress you and gently caress Boris. Eat my entire rear end

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

lol the comments are even funnier

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

lol that absolutely no one will rid of us of this meddlesome trump

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Mayor Dave posted:

even in the us you can give an authorization to share your medical information

Also even in the US tv commentators can make unfounded speculations about your health.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




gay picnic defence posted:

It will taste a lot better if you grind up whole spices as well. The powdered stuff you buy loses it's flavour really fast because of the high surface area. The very best thing (but not always possible depending on the climate where you are) is to grow your own because fresh whole spices are next level compared to the ones you get from the shops that have probably been sitting around some warehouse in India for 6 months.

aerogarden is pretty nice for herbs

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

how do these MSM people keep saying after almost four years that Trump's behavior is "shocking" or whatever

how many drugs do they pump in their veins to say that

or does the network tell them to act like that

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
can we please guillotine everyone responsible for all the "we're in this together uwu" covid commercials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWwVFywBCeY

imagine unironically liking this

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

Drinkfist posted:

Anyone seen a gunslinger chasing a man in black across the southwest united states?

the walkin dude travels the highways in hiding

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

Over-under on total collapse in around 4 years?

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde



:thunk:

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




PawParole posted:

Over-under on total collapse in around 4 years?


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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Low Desert Punk posted:

can we please guillotine everyone responsible for all the "we're in this together uwu" covid commercials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWwVFywBCeY

imagine unironically liking this

not hard 2 find the body piles

so many friends

uwu

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