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A Russian troll farm posted:post it. quote:Fw: Think about it....
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simpson is my favorite anime
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Lessail posted:anime is the only thing you should watch
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So bidets are a thing and have been forever but what about the smart toilet https://twitter.com/christapeterso/status/1247274086297788416 quote:Technologies for the longitudinal monitoring of a person’s health are poorly integrated with clinical workflows, and have rarely produced actionable biometric data for healthcare providers. Here, we describe easily deployable hardware and software for the long-term analysis of a user’s excreta through data collection and models of human health. The ‘smart’ toilet, which is self-contained and operates autonomously by leveraging pressure and motion sensors, analyses the user’s urine using a standard-of-care colorimetric assay that traces red–green–blue values from images of urinalysis strips, calculates the flow rate and volume of urine using computer vision as a uroflowmeter, and classifies stool according to the Bristol stool form scale using deep learning, with performance that is comparable to the performance of trained medical personnel. Each user of the toilet is identified through their fingerprint and the distinctive features of their anoderm, and the data are securely stored and analysed in an encrypted cloud server. The toilet may find uses in the screening, diagnosis and longitudinal monitoring of specific patient populations.
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Funion posted:good news friend! Ya know, when I was a bright-eyed little lad I'd never have thought such things were necessary, but... gonna give this some thought.
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Apr 7, 2020 02:09
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Over Easy posted:the UK, USA and Australia are all vying for title of first anglophone country to completely collapse in 2020
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Quetzadilla posted:The UI expansion is supposed to cover if your hours get cut but you're still working, I believe. Assuming you can even get in, submit an application anyway (be honest with your responses). Everything is so hosed and changing daily anyways that they'll probably approve it even if you do not technically qualify and as long as you didn't lie about your circumstances you'll be fine. I'll do that. I appreciate the information, thank you.
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Apr 7, 2020 02:09
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Funion posted:im sorry I like how 2 months+ of strict lockdown is "Quickly control the epidemic in your country".
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Apr 7, 2020 02:10
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https://twitter.com/stevenportnoy/status/1247326024263782400?s=19 carrier cucked
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Apr 7, 2020 02:10
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It looks like we're gonna stay under 11,000 today
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Bert Roberge posted:Guess how many got out of phase 1 trials? As far as I know it's only used for bladder cancer and as a vaccine so I'm sure most of them did not, but BCG as a protective agent against respiratory infection has been approved in just about every country, and is currently given at birth to most human beings born on earth for this purpose, as recommended by the WHO
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Apr 7, 2020 02:11
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I just said it in a prepared statement. I dont believe the things I say
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Apr 7, 2020 02:11
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is bojo dead yet
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Apr 7, 2020 02:11
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i mean if china did this on purpose to bring down the US then they hit the loving target right on the bullseye. i would tend to think that the people spreading this are doing it to somehow incriminate china but i would have nothing but respect/fear for an opponent who so thoroughly owned me. what are they even trying to say with these conspiracy theories? if china wanted to take down the US by making coronavirus on purpose then mission loving accomplished, better start learning mandarin 'cause those motherfuckers aren't going to be denied.
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facetoucher cat posted:So bidets are a thing and have been forever but what about the smart toilet i think i saw that episode of csi where they caught the killer with butthole biometrics
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Apr 7, 2020 02:12
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People saying china did this on purpose confuse me. Like, yes they're more prepared to deal with this than the US because they had to deal with Sars! Also, while they're in a better position than most countries, lol if you don't think this hurt them as well.
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Apr 7, 2020 02:12
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apologizing is even worse lol god what a piece of poo poo
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Apr 7, 2020 02:12
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etalian posted:The only challenge I've found is dodging razor shape boomerangs thrown by feral kids. certain color birds can be troublesome as well; depends on their pattern
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Apr 7, 2020 02:13
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What the gently caress is that lump north of Illinois? Wisconsin? Where’s Michigan?
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Apr 7, 2020 02:13
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if China was trying to bring down the USA why did they spread it to every single other country also
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Apr 7, 2020 02:13
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Anime is almost as bad as trp
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Zyme posted:i mean if china did this on purpose to bring down the US then they hit the loving target right on the bullseye. i would tend to think that the people spreading this are doing it to somehow incriminate china but i would have nothing but respect/fear for an opponent who so thoroughly owned me. what are they even trying to say with these conspiracy theories? if china wanted to take down the US by making coronavirus on purpose then mission loving accomplished, better start learning mandarin 'cause those motherfuckers aren't going to be denied. they didn't do it on purpose, they could learn to loving cook tho eating raw meat is a poo poo idea at the best of times
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:What the gently caress is that lump north of Illinois? Wisconsin? Where’s Michigan? I think those are also reservations
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Iron Crowned posted:I can't even use all the basil coming off of mine. Sadly the mint starter that came with mine couldn't really compete with everyone else make pesto!
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Inceltown posted:Australia is handling roni quite well but fire season starts in June yeah they got the roni thing down pretty well I forgot about canada completely but I guess they are officially francophone as well so they don't count in the game I do wonder how canada is going to cope with the coming refugee crisis when Americans fleeing social collapse stream over the border
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Over Easy posted:the UK, USA and Australia are all vying for title of first anglophone country to completely collapse in 2020 Australia rased 20 million hectares but flattened the curve
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Apr 7, 2020 02:14
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What if horrible pandemics were just a thing that happened periodically and not invented by the chinese or aliens?? don't think about asteroids either
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Apr 7, 2020 02:14
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uploading my poo poo to the cloud
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facetoucher cat posted:So bidets are a thing and have been forever but what about the smart toilet can’t wait for that whole archive to be hacked and published.
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Apr 7, 2020 02:15
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Funion posted:im sorry what a terrible loving snipe
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Apr 7, 2020 02:15
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I don’t think an American would know that society has collapsed
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Apr 7, 2020 02:16
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Quetzadilla posted:what a terrible loving snipe i didnt do it on purpose, god just hates all of you
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facetoucher cat posted:So bidets are a thing and have been forever but what about the smart toilet Excited for the next iPhone with AssID
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Apr 7, 2020 02:16
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Waiting for that toilet seat to partner with the chocolate anus candy company.
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Over Easy posted:yeah they got the roni thing down pretty well i thought i told you guys to stay home
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Funion posted:im sorry Liked and shared
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 feeling like the martian over here  or possibly wall-e  these girls are already making flowers, might get a few tomatoes before the dome blows, which is good because, y'know, ketchup
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