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The only thing regarding China I'm still ignorant about is the whole discourse surrounding them supposedly suppressing infection and death numbers; every article I see about it seems to be using it as a scapegoat to blame China for our own failures. I don't even know if they are doing that - - is there even evidence or anything - - , but if they are it isn't any different than every other nation right now.
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moldy apologized, breaking trump's one and only commandment
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assID thing needs to just be a tube that takes your poop, pumps it full of corn syrup, irradiates it, then sends it back into your mouth in a vicious circle
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Mummy Xzibit posted:Punjabi style is easy as hell. also bookmark
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BrokenGameboy posted:The only thing regarding China I'm still ignorant about is the whole discourse surrounding them supposedly suppressing infection and death numbers; every article I see about it seems to be using it as a scapegoat to blame China for our own failures. I don't even know if they are doing that - - is there even evidence or anything - - , but if they are it isn't any different than every other nation right now. https://twitter.com/ChinaDaily/status/1247298043298189312?s=20
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Salt Fish posted:Normalizing mask use would be great for loving with facial recognition. anal recognition is the future, just moon the 5g droid or whatever
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lol i'm starting to think modly actually did act on his own without even consulting trump because he wanted to prove his loyalty and now trump's mad
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Ages posted:moldy apologized, breaking trump's one and only commandment gonna need an acting acting navy secretary now
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Salt Fish posted:Normalizing mask use would be great for loving with facial recognition. 
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Hey if you die and the death system is so overloaded they have to put you in a mass grave in Central Park or whatever, does that mean you get buried for free? (Cemeteries hate him!)
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Welp. Husband has had abdominal pain for two days. Yup. Acute appendicitis, confirmed by 🐈 scan at urgent care. Sitting outside in parking lot of ER, because quite rightly no visitors. They'll call me at some point with info about what happens next and when. oh drat, at least you caught it before a rupture. I hope you both make it through alright
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Delthalaz posted:Hey if you die and the death system is so overloaded they have to put you in a mass grave in Central Park or whatever, does that mean you get buried for free? It means you share a plot with Chris Matthews.
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Salt Fish posted:Normalizing mask use would be great for loving with facial recognition. the good ones can recognize people through masks and there is even gait recognition now that can identify people with no visible features based on the way they walk
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Mr_Peaches posted:I'll do that. I appreciate the information, thank you. I Am Not A Lawyer but if they erroneously pay you UI you weren't entitled to, you might have to pay it back on your next state? tax return, but that's a 2021 problem and you're in a pickle today. Also there's literally going to be a completely unprecedented tens of millions of UI claims filed in a matter of weeks so the odds of anyone getting real particular about auditing poor part-time Goon Doe to recover some pocket change are reeeeaal slim. Reminder that the IRS essentially had all their funding and staffing cut the second Trump was sworn in with the explicit intent of impairing their ability to conduct audits. Quetzadilla has issued a correction as of 02:29 on Apr 7, 2020 |
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I'd love to get tested for antibodies and find out if that hosed up chest short of breath poo poo from a few weeks ago was actually the c-virus but lol thats not fuckin happening
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Why are there so many loving bootlickers in the Trump administration? Why are they so desperate to prove their allegiance to Big Strong Daddy? People are pathetic. I'd tell that motherfucker straight up that he's a fat evil orange idiot racist rapist pussy-rear end bitch with a mushroom-shaped dick who wears lifts in his shoes. And then I'd laugh while the Secret Service carted me out.
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BrokenGameboy posted:The only thing regarding China I'm still ignorant about is the whole discourse surrounding them supposedly suppressing infection and death numbers; every article I see about it seems to be using it as a scapegoat to blame China for our own failures. I don't even know if they are doing that - - is there even evidence or anything - - , but if they are it isn't any different than every other nation right now. When they mention it, don't back it up and quickly move on using that a springboard: that means it's true
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Grizzled Patriarch posted:the good ones can recognize people through masks and there is even gait recognition now that can identify people with no visible features based on the way they walk time to master even more silly walks
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brugroffil posted:Democratic leadership signaling that they're fine with a military junta I mean at this point it is almost certainly an improvement over republicans/democrats.
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:What if horrible pandemics were just a thing that happened periodically and not invented by the chinese or aliens?? people like to believe that humans are in control of their own fate, because accepting the alternativethat a lot of what happens to us, even highly consequential and bad stuff, is the result of luckis unsettling, if not outright depressing. i guess some people find that poo poo being hosed up due to powerful and malevolent but ultimately human causes to be less distressing
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BrokenGameboy posted:The only thing regarding China I'm still ignorant about is the whole discourse surrounding them supposedly suppressing infection and death numbers; every article I see about it seems to be using it as a scapegoat to blame China for our own failures. I don't even know if they are doing that - - is there even evidence or anything - - , but if they are it isn't any different than every other nation right now. Don't trust anyone trying to build an empire is a good rule of thumb.
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D1E posted:Why are there so many loving bootlickers in the Trump administration? Why are they so desperate to prove their allegiance to Big Strong Daddy? what a badass
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facetoucher cat posted:So bidets are a thing and have been forever but what about the smart toilet Adult Swim joked about this like 5 years ago. How is this a real thing? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
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Gumball Gumption posted:Don't trust anyone trying to build an empire is a good rule of thumb. yup. china bad. distrust anyone who says otherwise
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D1E posted:Why are there so many loving bootlickers in the Trump administration? Why are they so desperate to prove their allegiance to Big Strong Daddy? he gets rid of anybody that isn't a straight-up shameless brown noser
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Fish Of Doom posted:Adult Swim joked about this like 5 years ago. How is this a real thing? all modern advancements of the 21 century are based off of comedy sketches
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D1E posted:Why are there so many loving bootlickers in the Trump administration? Why are they so desperate to prove their allegiance to Big Strong Daddy? i'd fuckin slap trump right on the lips then i'd wake up and continue bootlicking, cause i'd be a neofascist in that parallel universe
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Grizzled Patriarch posted:the good ones can recognize people through masks and there is even gait recognition now that can identify people with no visible features based on the way they walk You can get around those by putting a pebble in your shoe
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Preoptopus posted:Going hard in the paint How much does that scuba tank weigh?
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facetoucher cat posted:So bidets are a thing and have been forever but what about the smart toilet Enhance 5719 Track 45 left, Stop Enhance 15 to 23 Give me a hard copy right there 
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my bony fealty posted:thinking about simpler times, like when the thread title was "to Wuhan flu" We used to call it the "shanghai shivers".
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pancake rabbit posted:Enhance 5719 is this what a butt looks like from underneath? i am skeptical. not enough crack
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