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VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

That Chopin song always makes me think of Bad Santa. Excellent film.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
why bluetooth? god garrison sucks.

5g is on the computer right there. make the armband 5g too.

386-SX 25Mhz VGA
Jan 14, 2003

(C) American Megatrends Inc.,
can you guys maybe stop flooding the thread with chud misinformation

we get it, they're dummies

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:

can you guys maybe stop flooding the thread with chud misinformation

we get it, they're dummies

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

my indoor cats are very chill but lol I was at a friends house out in the country one time and his very good natured like 10+ year old golden retriever came back through the field and looked like she was struggling so we ran to her to make sure she was ok. Yeah she was fine she was just carrying a dead and fairly large deer back home from god knows where lol. no idea if she killed it but it was just recently dead. that was some crazy poo poo

lolol that's really neat

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1247404512542961664?s=19

i support foodbanks hand out edibles but parents should maybe check out those gummies before handing them to the kids

lol, wrong article for headline

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

those kids got the roni now

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

switch titles of trüomû thread and covid thread and see if anyone notices

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010


VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Der Meister posted:

switch titles of trüomû thread and covid thread and see if anyone notices

you mean switch them back

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters

Phone posted:

why bluetooth? god garrison sucks.

5g is on the computer right there. make the armband 5g too.

i have a weird feeling that garrison does not understand the distinction

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:

can you guys maybe stop flooding the thread with chud misinformation

we get it, they're dummies

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

skewetoo posted:

I once caught one of my cats feasting on a seagull at night. The steam emanating from the carcass and his blood covered face. Anyways, that is one of my cat stories. He had no problems slaughtering rats en masse.

D1Sergo posted:

Anyways, she likes to bring home moles and leave them at the doorstep which is cute and all but one time she caught a full-grown mouse and I was like "good job kitty!" but then I had to watch in horror as she spent 20 minutes chewing on the drat thing's head because apparently mouse heads are loving tasty or some poo poo.

TODD BONZALEZ posted:

At the village where my mum used to live, the council did a big sewer pipe renovation/diversion and it caused loads of rats to descend on the local houses. My mum's cats had a whale of a time catching them. Over that Christmas when I came to stay, we were eating Christmas dinner and I nudged something squashy with my foot under the table. Turns out the cats had brought a treat in for us all! While I'm generally pro cats staying indoors and not killing local wildlife, in this instance it was good to have a helping hand with the sudden rat problem. Now my mum's cat is too old and fat to catch things, and just chills out on whichever lap she deems the most comfy

Iron Crowned posted:

My cat will go out on the balcony with me. She helped me plant my beans yesterday :3:

MysteriousStranger posted:

predators like to chew on other animals. I had a ferret that just loved doing all sorts of "that's nice, oh wow, I didn't know those colors existed inside, what's that on your head" moments if he got something.

murdering poo poo for the sake of murdering poo poo and just happy as could be

Nonsense posted:

holy poo poo Boris got moved to ICU

Lum_ posted:

cats will hunt literally anything they think they can take down, we occasionally get a confused bat that accidentally flies into the house (we're about a half mile from a small colony of them) and the cat has grounded them in mid-flight trying to play with and/or brutally murder them.

love these keep em comin

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

platzapS posted:

love these keep em comin

heh

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

you might be thinking "one of these doesn't belong" but the cute story about the beans implies an eventual slaughter of beans

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Googled Sweden and saw a National Review article praising them for their "common sense" approach in their refusal to implement a stay-at-home order or shut down bars and restaurants and how its obviously paying dividends and Sweden has COVID under control without killing their economy.

Then I googled Sweden's Coronavirus numbers, they have 6,000 cases only a thousand less than New York State when it implemented its Stay-at-home order at what we now all agree was about two weeks too late.

Sweden has 10 million people, New York State has 20 million.

Ohio has 12 million people it has 1,500 less cases than Sweden.

Sweden's going to get really bad really soon and it will be interesting to see if the National Review just sweeps that article under the rug and pretends it never happened or find a way to defend Sweden's response to the end.

EDIT: Sweden has 477 deaths a 7% case fatality rate already. holy loving poo poo. RIP Sweden.

BIG FLUFFY DOG has issued a correction as of 07:33 on Apr 7, 2020

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

or wait do beans grow on bushes that survive the harvest

Almosthere
Mar 9, 2006
https://tvline.com/2017/03/05/the-last-man-on-earth-recap-kristen-wiig-trump-impeached/

Reset the watch history on hulu finally caught up to this one.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/ewong/status/1247363309617262594

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/Franklin_Graham/status/1247238869289963522

quote:

“I don’t think God planned for this to happen. It’s because of the sin that’s in the world, Judge. Man has turned his back on God. We have sinned against Him, and we need to ask for God’s forgiveness. And that’s what Easter is all about — it’s about God so loving the world that He gave His only begotten son — that whosoever should believeth in Him should not perish, but should have everlasting life,” Graham said.

“Jesus Christ came to save sinners. He didn’t come to condemn the world, but to save the world. And if we’ll put our faith and trust in Him, He’ll forgive our sins, and He’ll heal our hearts, and He’ll change the course of our lives. This pandemic — this is a result of a fallen world, a world that has turned its back on God. I would encourage people to pray. Let’s ask God for help.”

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





NEET NATION BAYBEE

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


please don't dox me

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

Durf posted:

NEET NATION BAYBEE

never thought I'd be doxxed by Xi Jinping

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


https://twitter.com/gwrthryfel/status/1247235938519924736

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

quote:

“I don’t think God planned for this to happen. It’s because of the sin that’s in the world, Judge. Man has turned his back on God. We have sinned against Him, and we need to ask for God’s forgiveness. And that’s what Easter is all about — it’s about God so loving the world that He gave His only begotten son — that whosoever should believeth in Him should not perish, but should have everlasting life,” Graham said.

“Jesus Christ came to save sinners. He didn’t come to condemn the world, but to save the world. And if we’ll put our faith and trust in Him, He’ll forgive our sins, and He’ll heal our hearts, and He’ll change the course of our lives. This pandemic — this is a result of a fallen world, a world that has turned its back on God. I would encourage people to pray. Let’s ask God for help.”

God looks down and whispers "no"

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Der Meister posted:

switch titles of trüomû thread and covid thread and see if anyone notices

It's time for thread to git srs.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.


This kinda bothers me, because I get that, yes, the GOP doesn't want to enact socialism out of fear...

But Joanne was cribbing Neville Chamberlain / Nazi Sympathisers, imo.
I dunno what a COVID sympathiser looks like (BOJO FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE)...but I'm pretty sure they'd be dead.

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

/!\ nth plague ship suddenly appears /!\

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1247403645521596418

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

oh to be on a plague ship docked off the uruguayan coast

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
https://twitter.com/jilm/status/1247411528942391296

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Telsa Cola posted:

If they bury them nice and neatly and with clear identification then we should be good but if it gets messy you are going to want forensic specialists basically slowly excavating the mass grave and ensuring that families get all of their lost ones and not a rando.

Which is going to take forever and cost a poo poo ton.

If bodies go in the ground they are never coming out unless they turn into crude oil

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

all over by the end of april

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

*looks at thousands of dead bodies*
Wow can't believe we were going to shut down the economy over this

Tei
Feb 19, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
We are in the "and now we wait" period of a quarantine.
I don't think theres much to talk about just now.

Tirade
Jul 17, 2001

Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division
Pillbug

Paradoxish posted:

I'm just so angry all the time now

Seems like the problem will solve itself :confused:

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

gently caress this I'm playing Hungry Hungry Hippos

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

Tei posted:

We are in the "and now we wait" period of a quarantine.
I don't think theres much to talk about just now.

The curve is starting to flatten, so it's time to reopen some basic essentials like churches and beaches.

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

Rapid response chaplins just makes me think if a bunch of priests getting orbital dropped to deal with baptisms.

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Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Admiral Ray posted:

all over by the end of april
the great reopening of april 12, leading to a bountiful harvest by april 30

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