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Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Crain posted:

Wait what?

Too weird.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/news/2018/02/09/ugandan-knuckles-do-you-know-de-wey-meme-explained/307575002/

snype:

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# ? May 29, 2024 00:54

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Captain Splendid posted:

It's usually called "Ugandan Knuckles"

we are watching a milkshake ducking in real time

# ? Apr 7, 2020 02:32

Detective Buttfuck: Mar 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/buttghost9/status/1247344073662480384?s=20

# ? Apr 7, 2020 03:11

gbut: Mar 28, 2008; 😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉

canyoneer posted:

we are watching a milkshake ducking in real time

Seriously.

Sorry 'bout that, goons. If I ate a probation for this, it would have been totally deserved. I guess I'm getting darn too long in the tooth for these here interwebs to keep track anymore.

# ? Apr 7, 2020 03:28

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Apr 7, 2020 03:45

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

I have no idea where that is.

# ? Apr 7, 2020 03:55

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

Ask Rockapela.

# ? Apr 7, 2020 03:57

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

I have no idea where that is.

NYC subway

# ? Apr 7, 2020 04:05

0toShifty: Aug 21, 2005; 0 to Stiffy?

Solice Kirsk posted:

I have no idea where that is.

It's the 181st street station in New York City.

# ? Apr 7, 2020 04:06

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Cartoon Man posted:

lol looks like we found wally!

# ? Apr 7, 2020 04:09

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

0toShifty posted:

It's the 181st street station in New York City.

Congratulations; You have successfully stopped the Statue of Liberty from being stolen! :yayclod:

# ? Apr 7, 2020 04:10

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Everybody's a gumshoe after standing on a New York subway platform.

# ? Apr 7, 2020 04:16

Hackers film 1995: Nov 4, 2009; Hack the planet!

Lobok posted:

Everybody's a gumshoe after standing on a New York subway platform.

# ? Apr 7, 2020 04:21

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Congratulations; You have successfully stopped the Statue of Liberty from being stolen!

# ? Apr 7, 2020 04:27

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

bike tory posted:

I'm reminded of Daria's running gag about chartreuse.

# ? Apr 7, 2020 04:54

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

bike tory posted:

The one at the bottom.

Hahaha women sure are fussy, haha

# ? Apr 7, 2020 05:00

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

BrigadierSensible posted:

Hahaha women sure are fussy, haha

Strong as hell, though. Check out the thumbs on Fanny S.!

# ? Apr 7, 2020 05:03

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I'm reminded of Daria's running gag about chartreuse.

The XKCD guy did a survey thing to test this cliche and it turned out men and women mostly named stuff the same. The big difference was in the labels each used that the other didn't--the non overlapping parts of the Venn diagram. The women side was weird adjectives like "dusky pink." The men side was "gay", "biege", and "penis."

# ? Apr 7, 2020 05:04

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

BrigadierSensible posted:

The one at the bottom.

Hahaha women sure are fussy, haha

That's from Mad.

# ? Apr 7, 2020 05:05

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

ultrafilter posted:

That's from Mad.

That art style looks more like Cracked.

# ? Apr 7, 2020 05:53

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

Lobok posted:

Everybody's a gumshoe after standing on a New York subway platform.

Well,

Hyperlynx posted:

I used to think "gumshoe" was a term for a rookie or inept detective, because they were so unobservant they didn't realise they were always stepping in chewing gum. I found out recently it just means any detective, and comes from them wearing rubber-soled shoes.

# ? Apr 7, 2020 06:05

trickybiscuits: Jan 13, 2008; yospos

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Indeed. Anti-vaxxers should be criminalized. I mean that in a sincerely unironic way.

Right before lockdown measures went in place I saw a couple of anti-vaxx billboards pop up. Apparently the campaign started in January, but didn't reach my part of the state until March.

This is one of their early signs:

Sorry that it's not really in keeping with the thread theme, except in the darkest, dumbest interpretation of "funny."

Some organization put up a billboard near my house talking about how terrible single-payer healthcare would be and every time I think of it all I can think of is the horrible timing.

# ? Apr 7, 2020 06:37

HenryJLittlefinger: Jan 31, 2010; stomp clap

Kheldarn posted:

That art style looks more like Cracked.

That's jack davis, its as mad magazine as you can get. it even says mad on the middle panel

# ? Apr 7, 2020 06:50

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

Is that a Kelly cartoon?

# ? Apr 7, 2020 06:56

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Yeah, I stole it from an old old Mad magazine.

# ? Apr 7, 2020 08:26

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

BrigadierSensible posted:

The one at the bottom.

Hahaha women sure are fussy, haha

Yeah gender stereotypes are old and lovely, it was just meant to be a joke at the fact that colours are subjective and the misunderstandings that could result from a complex colour coding system like in the picture I quoted.

# ? Apr 7, 2020 08:49

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Pick a colour, any colour, or pattern.

Humphreys has a new favorite as of 10:17 on Apr 7, 2020

# ? Apr 7, 2020 10:10

eonblue174: Sep 13, 2011; Still chipping away at the Anthem killer

Chop, chop, chop

Humphreys posted:

Pick a colour, any colour, or pattern.

...

Will chroma key jokes continue to make sense in the future? The queen wearing green only makes it a bit easier to replace her shirt given modern methods, feels like green = green screen may have a limited lifetime. I'm fascinated by the choices people made around her brooch.

# ? Apr 7, 2020 10:27

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

The queen in green is used mainly for the meme.

# ? Apr 7, 2020 10:31

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Ghost Leviathan posted:

The queen in green is used mainly for the meme.

# ? Apr 7, 2020 12:05

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

The queen in green is used mainly for the meme.

By George, I think they've got it!

# ? Apr 7, 2020 13:48

I Miss Snausages: Mar 8, 2005; Volvorific!

BrigadierSensible posted:

The one at the bottom.

Hahaha women sure are fussy, haha

I think it is more of a jab at sloppy house painters. The painter didn't get paint anywhere and got the right shade of paint. It was kind of an art to get the correct shade of paint back when you mixed it by hand, used oil based pant, and didn't have a paint shaker to distribute the color evenly. My grandfather was a house painter, and even when retired complained about working and mixing oil based pants, and how great latex paint is to mix and get colors right.

# ? Apr 7, 2020 13:52

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Still, "woman-customer" is :discourse:

# ? Apr 7, 2020 13:57

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Women buy things.

# ? Apr 7, 2020 14:04

Railing Kill: Nov 14, 2008; You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

As someone who routinely opens things with my teeth because of my dumb, clumsy meat hands, I for one salute the fictional old lady *checks notes* Fanny Strongthumber.

:patriot:

# ? Apr 7, 2020 14:06

Doctor Zero: Sep 21, 2002; Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

BrigadierSensible posted:

The one at the bottom.

Hahaha women sure are fussy, haha

I stared at the top panel trying to figure out why the woman in back was wearing a dress with a picture of teeth on it for far too long.

Content:
(oldie but a goodie)

# ? Apr 7, 2020 14:20

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Kheldarn posted:

That art style looks more like Cracked.

When the comics code went into effect in the 1950s, lots of horror and crime comic publishers had to find a new business model. EC Comics decided to drop "Comics" from their name, stop publishing Tales From the Crypt, and create Mad Magazine. Some of their artists, including Jack Davis, kept contributing.

Incidentally, Davis also contributed to Cracked.

# ? Apr 7, 2020 14:22