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500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Weren't the original implementation of those cameras basically the opposite? Private company sending bills that looked scary but people had no legal obligation to pay and the company would split the money with the municipality


I guess that's probably a super regional thing though

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MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

duz posted:

whats great is due to how cities bid process works, often they have to pay for these cameras monthly and then use the fines to offset that meaning if there are no fines the city still has to pay the company running them so the city is the only one left holding the bag

Wow that's incredibly dumb.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

MonsieurChoc posted:

Wow that's incredibly dumb.

Just another day in the Home of the Free Grift.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

it's literally the only fair bet in the casino, which is why they force you to bet on pass first and vilify it by making it sound like you're betting against the shooter

don't think you can just make money doing that tho, it's still basically a coinflip the house advantage is just close to zero lol

if you're hanging out with degenerate gamblers (i worked with oil industry guys for a while and holy poo poo) then sitting there and betting on pass is probably the least harmful thing you can do to yourself in a casino and still make friends

people get so angry if you bet don't pass its weird

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

500excf type r posted:

Weren't the original implementation of those cameras basically the opposite? Private company sending bills that looked scary but people had no legal obligation to pay and the company would split the money with the municipality


I guess that's probably a super regional thing though

that's how louisiana did it, and they ended up losing a big lawsuit over it because those fines were deemed to be issued illegally and people realized that they could just not pay so millions went uncollected and they even had to refund a shitload. the company was doing something like a 70-30 split with the parishes or municipalities or whatever lol


elsewhere, i think it was indiana, it turns out the camera company was allowed to retime the traffic signals in order to shorten the yellow phase so that more people would be running reds

as you can imagine, this is not a great idea for public safety

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

duz posted:

whats great is due to how cities bid process works, often they have to pay for these cameras monthly and then use the fines to offset that meaning if there are no fines the city still has to pay the company running them so the city is the only one left holding the bag

also the company running the cameras is often out of state so these things are basically a way to suck cash out of the local economy and burn it

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1247335425074696199

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


I've found it really interesting and also very sobering watching some governors talk about this. It actually seems to pull back the veil of political bullshit that they usually front when they talk to the media, and you actually see genuine human emotions like despair and disgust coming through. It also a somewhat bipartisan response too.

A4R8
Feb 28, 2020

:capitalism:

Just lmao

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

duz posted:

whats great is due to how cities bid process works, often they have to pay for these cameras monthly and then use the fines to offset that meaning if there are no fines the city still has to pay the company running them so the city is the only one left holding the bag

where i live the camera company foots the bill for the cameras, maintenance and police time involved and the municipality gets nothing other than (supposedly) safer intersections. It's supposed to incentivize cops to give the benefit of the doubt to the driver so the only ones giving out unnecessary tickets are rear end in a top hat cops

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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In my area the local city governments have made the extraordinarily wise decision of not joining the larger, well-funded consolidated county government and decided to get their revenues almost entirely through sales taxes and traffic fines, both of which have completely evaporated. Au revoir, boomour.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/jack/status/1247616214769086465

Who wants to bet that somehow giving away all his wealth makes him richer. Like with Gates.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
He hasn’t done Jack poo poo yet and he’s getting publicity as if he had.

He’s just transferring stock to a corporation that he controls.

He says that corporation is going to hand out grants, but I’ll believe he’s donating to worthy causes only if and when the money is received by a worthy cause.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/jack/status/1247616214769086465

Who wants to bet that somehow giving away all his wealth makes him richer. Like with Gates.

He's not giving it away he's transferring it to a LLC that he retains control over


Platystemon posted:

He hasn't done Jack poo poo yet and he's getting publicity as if he had.

He's just transferring stock to a corporation that he controls.

He says that corporation is going to hand out grants, but I'll believe he's donating to worthy causes only if and when the money is received by a worthy cause.

He donated $100,000 to a soup kitchen apparently!

That's it.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

1B (28% of my wealth) is beautiful in a horrible and sickening way

a_gelatinous_cube
Feb 13, 2005

duz posted:

whats great is due to how cities bid process works, often they have to pay for these cameras monthly and then use the fines to offset that meaning if there are no fines the city still has to pay the company running them so the city is the only one left holding the bag

Ohio got grifted by these and ended up banning them in the state. All the intersections that had them were nightmares.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/jack/status/1247616214769086465

Who wants to bet that somehow giving away all his wealth makes him richer. Like with Gates.

of course it will. even if he plays it straight and doesn't bend the rules or self-deal, donating $1 billion still means he has $3 billion sitting in investments that make him more money

so far, Start Small's only donation has been 100k to a celebrity charity GoFundMe set up by Leonardo DiCaprio and Apple, which promises that it will donate its funds to meal distribution charities

the spectacle of a charity donating to a charity that donates to charities definitiely fits in this thread

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Main Paineframe posted:

so far, Start Small's only donation has been 100k to a celebrity charity GoFundMe set up by Leonardo DiCaprio and Apple, which promises that it will donate its funds to meal distribution charities

Oh it's not even a soup kitchen like I thought, it's a charity that represents the concept of donating to soup kitchens, great.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Also I'm sure Jack's idea of donating to help fight covid is funding idiot startup failsons and their employee tracking apps and theranos machines

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Shame Boy posted:

Oh it's not even a soup kitchen like I thought, it's a charity that represents the concept of donating to soup kitchens, great.

Look buddy, you can only spend money to actually help people once. But you can pump it around to make it look like you're helping people infinite times. I think it's clear what represents the greatest value proposition here.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
I'm really hoping it ends up primarily going to provide loans to small businesses because that's assistance and not investment clearly.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Now that the CDC is recommending people wear masks, we've been sent an email telling us the mandatory Friday company-wide conference call happy hour this week is now a masquerade and we should wear our most fun mask.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Shame Boy posted:

Now that the CDC is recommending people wear masks, we've been sent an email telling us the mandatory Friday company-wide conference call happy hour this week is now a masquerade and we should wear our most fun mask.


lmao

At least you can have someone else go to the meeting for you now.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Main Paineframe posted:

of course it will. even if he plays it straight and doesn't bend the rules or self-deal, donating $1 billion still means he has $3 billion sitting in investments that make him more money

so far, Start Small's only donation has been 100k to a celebrity charity GoFundMe set up by Leonardo DiCaprio and Apple, which promises that it will donate its funds to meal distribution charities

the spectacle of a charity donating to a charity that donates to charities definitiely fits in this thread

lol that's so loving pathetic.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

The idea of charities giving to charities giving to charities is such an obvious way to circumvent the "only 5% of the money actually goes to the charitable work" issue that I'm ashamed I didn't expect this to be the norm.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

The T-man Pre-Memorial Fund will use its donation money to postpone the necessity of the T-man Memorial Fund.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

A donation to The Human Fund has been made in your name!

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1247933676874334208

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
no pictures for various reasons but I have to say that I came across the phrase "COVID Revenue" today and :barf: :suicide:

The Sausages
Sep 30, 2012

What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?
https://twitter.com/MunsingLaw/status/1247002124644421634

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!




Sucks to be the insurance adjuster in 2003 who estimated a 1 in 70 chance that Wimbledon is cancelled by a pandemic.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

Chamale posted:

Sucks to be the insurance adjuster in 2003 who estimated a 1 in 70 chance that Wimbledon is cancelled by a pandemic.

It's tennis, they're going to net profit either way :v:

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat

Chamale posted:

Sucks to be the insurance adjuster in 2003 who estimated a 1 in 70 chance that Wimbledon is cancelled by a pandemic.

Ayyy the adjuster merely determines compensability and value of loss. The actuary assesses risk

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

Somebody has issued a correction as of 14:16 on Apr 9, 2020

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Well, ain't that swell.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

DisgracelandUSA posted:

Well, ain't that swell.

I mean, there's actually quite a swell coming from somewhere in that picture

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


I mean insurance companies having to pay out on something I'm sure they assumed would just be free money forever is cool in a way :shrug:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019



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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

My soul has wireless charging, neat

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