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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



olives black posted:

So that Pete Davidson special was OK. I liked his bit about Dan Crenshaw looking like a hitman from a porno, and now I'm curious - what are some good pornos with plots? I tried watching that one about pirates or whatever that everyone was talking about a few years ago because it had a big budget but it was kinda boring. I think a porno about a hitman with an eyepatch would be fun to watch, but all suggestions are welcome. Thanks and God Bless :angel:

Watch the Flesh Gordon from the 70s (not the sequel "Cosmic Cheerleaders", that one sucks), it's genuinely entertaining.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

olives black posted:

I think a porno about a hitman with an eyepatch would be fun to watch
https://i.imgur.com/nPOhBoP.mp4

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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kinda looks like Tom Green

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





It was standard fair Louis CK. Not awful not amazing.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

I just think that in the grand scheme of moral choices we make in our lives, the stand up comedians we watch don't even touch the scale. It just doesn't matter.

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

found the dane cook fan

fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf
Mar 2, 2016

George H.W. oval office posted:

It was standard fair Louis CK. Not awful not amazing.

Standard fare Louis is usually pretty good, I'm about to download this poo poo. Thanks.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
The problem with Louis CK is that once you know about his serial jacking you can see it splattered painted all over his act. His tv show had a whole episode about him jerking off and in one scene he tells a girl half his age that's going to go home and masturbate to her later. Even before I knew about his serial jacking that was still loving creepy, but at least it seemed like a lovely joke at the time. The episode ends with him jerking off because he loves the idea of people watching him jerk off. He has a warped sexuality based around the shame he's felt around sex his whole life. That's not speculation on my part, a personal friend of his told me that outright. His show frequently deals with his problems with consent and sexual shame. What comedians do is autobiographical, especially CK. I was as big a fan of his as you could ever find but I've been done with him since all that poo poo was made public. I'm not going to get into a debate about morality, watch his things if you want. I just find him way too creepy now.

CPL593H fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Apr 7, 2020

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



CPL593H posted:

The problem with Louis CK is that once you know about his serial jacking you can see it splattered painted all over his act. His tv show had a whole episode about him jerking off and in one scene he tells a girl half his age that's going to go home and masturbate to her later. Even before I knew about his serial jacking that was still loving creepy, but at least it seemed like a lovely joke at the time. The episode ends with him jerking off because he loves the idea of people watching him jerk off. He has a warped sexuality based around the shame he's felt around sex his whole life. That's not speculation on my part, a personal friend of his told me that outright. His show frequently deals with his problems with consent and sexual shame. What comedians do is autobiographical, especially CK. I was as big a fan of his as you could ever find but I've been done with him since all that poo poo was made public. I'm not going to get into a debate about morality, watch his things if you want. I just find him way too creepy now.

I agree with all of this. I was also a pretty big fan, but now I can't stand looking at the dude. It's not really a choice for me to stop watching his stuff, there's no way I could enjoy it now.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

There's also his passion project of a movie he wrote directed starred in and funded because no one else would go near it where he spends 2 hours defending being a creep that managed to come out right before the allegations against him.

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

rodbeard posted:

There's also his passion project of a movie he wrote directed starred in and funded because no one else would go near it where he spends 2 hours defending being a creep that managed to come out right before the allegations against him.

im pretty sure its literally only been screened once at a film festival because the allegations came out days before its scheduled release and it got canned and isnt even on DVD or anything which is pretty hilarious

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
LOUIS CK GOOD??

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

CPL593H posted:

The problem with Louis CK is that once you know about his serial jacking you can see it splattered painted all over his act.

why is that a problem again?

Prism Mirror Lens
Oct 9, 2012

~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~




:chord:

Idk if you posted this ironically but it’s bad. Bad comedians just do the thing where they bring up an ok idea (black people can’t use time machines) and then string it out in the most basic form for minutes, repeating the idea in increasingly obvious ways so the stupider members of the audience can get it, acting out the scenario with funny voices/yelling, ad nauseam but not long enough that it might become funny again by sheer repetition or self-parody. It’s boring

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
I'm 7 minutes in and it's not very funny. Also he looks like poo poo

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

CPL593H posted:

The problem with Louis CK is that once you know about his serial jacking you can see it splattered painted all over his act. His tv show had a whole episode about him jerking off and in one scene he tells a girl half his age that's going to go home and masturbate to her later. Even before I knew about his serial jacking that was still loving creepy, but at least it seemed like a lovely joke at the time. The episode ends with him jerking off because he loves the idea of people watching him jerk off. He has a warped sexuality based around the shame he's felt around sex his whole life. That's not speculation on my part, a personal friend of his told me that outright. His show frequently deals with his problems with consent and sexual shame. What comedians do is autobiographical, especially CK. I was as big a fan of his as you could ever find but I've been done with him since all that poo poo was made public. I'm not going to get into a debate about morality, watch his things if you want. I just find him way too creepy now.

I agree with you but I’ll add that this gross bodily disgust was omni-present in his act literally since the 80’s, even when he was thin and handsome. If we’re to believe Sarah Silverman (she has no reason to lie) Louis has been jacking off in front of women since his early 20’s. The same part of his brain is responsible for both parts of his identity.

I had a very similar but more pronounced experience with one of my all time fave musicians. He got #MeToo’d really hard about a bunch of his underage fans and I was like “no, but at least the music is still good, right?” but then I threw on a record and was like “drat all of these horny love songs could be about children...” and I just cannot listen to a goddam second of them anymore, and this is a band I’ve paid hundreds of dollars to see live.

Anyway if you’re looking for a laugh the new Tom Segura is pretty funny, but I’m old enough now that I can see him just slowly morphing into an obese Carlin. He does like 10 minutes of “people who should be killed” and one of his bits is legit a joke from the first season of family guy, like so old I could believe no one on his team remembers it.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

eSports Chaebol posted:

im pretty sure its literally only been screened once at a film festival because the allegations came out days before its scheduled release and it got canned and isnt even on DVD or anything which is pretty hilarious

His wanting to be a real actor while not being willing to put in any effort learning lines or practicing was always funny, like how his character Parks and Rec was shitcanned almost immediately because he was so obviously stammering and awkward and missing cues. Same with him cashing in all his indie cred to host SNL and just ruining sketch after sketch. Like for all his aw shucks bluster and false humility it obviously eats him up that no matter how much he larps as Woody Allen he's never going to be regarded as an actor or a film maker when he's tries building that image up so much.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zbeZLCbJ10

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
Mornin' folks! punches time card

Louis CK is still awesome

I hope you and everyone you love gets masturbated to right in front of them by the ginger Mexican!

sips coffee

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

UltraRed posted:

Mornin' folks! punches time card

Louis CK is still awesome

I hope you and everyone you love gets masturbated to right in front of them by the ginger Mexican!

sips coffee

This is like whatever the opposite of funny is

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

UltraRed posted:

Mornin' folks! punches time card

Louis CK is still awesome

I hope you and everyone you love gets masturbated to right in front of them by the ginger Mexican!

sips coffee

Just pure loving garbage

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Sleeveless posted:

His wanting to be a real actor while not being willing to put in any effort learning lines or practicing was always funny, like how his character Parks and Rec was shitcanned almost immediately because he was so obviously stammering and awkward and missing cues. Same with him cashing in all his indie cred to host SNL and just ruining sketch after sketch. Like for all his aw shucks bluster and false humility it obviously eats him up that no matter how much he larps as Woody Allen he's never going to be regarded as an actor or a film maker when he's tries building that image up so much.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zbeZLCbJ10

Woody Allen comes to mind as being described with withering scorn as basing their whole persona around insincere self-depreciation. Once you look through the facade, you can never go back, and it only fools people who desperately want to be.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Comedians are sacrosanct and shall not be criticized!

Ever single time a comedian is criticized people just freak the gently caress out, it's super weird.

Like sure keep laughing at the guys jokes, no reason you need to get upset when he's rightfully called out as a sex creep

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

UltraRed posted:

sips piss

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

holy lol

also thanks for the porno suggestions :)

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
Not a fan of CK's comedy, but to each their own. I always kind of got the sex pest vibe from him-- the real issue is how flat his jokes fall sometimes.

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Prism Mirror Lens posted:

Can someone please post a louis c.k. bit they think is funny? The only other thing I remember is him doing some really bland “kids! don’t you hate em! but also love em” pabulum but with lots of swearing, which i guess was the funny part, if you are really stupid

This is hilarious in hindsight

https://www.theatlantic.com/sexes/archive/2012/11/louis-ck-americas-new-dad/265610/

Brain Curry fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Apr 7, 2020

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
The one where he has an imaginary conversation with a guy about how he does not look fit to live in a fancy New York apartment one is good.

Also, "of course not... but maaaaybe" that's a good one.

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

I still like Louis C.K. I'm sorry that I do, and I kinda know that I shouldn't, but I do. I still haven't decided if I should buy this new set or just pirate it somewhere. These are my struggles.



That is hilarious. Although can we at least all agree that there's an ocean of difference between him being a sex pest and cosby potentially being, as some have speculated, the most prolific serial rapist in modern history? Not that I want to use that to diminish Louis' wrongdoing, but I do think there's a rational conversation to be had about the severity of ones crimes and what they should mean for their career.

Biohazard fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Apr 7, 2020

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Wow, that Pete davidson special sucks rear end and also I'm not spending 8 bux on Louis CK

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I met Louis a bunch of times way back before the jackin’ stuff came out and I can’t remember if I ever washed my hands immediately after shaking his.

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

Glenn Quebec posted:

Wow, that Pete davidson special sucks rear end and also I'm not spending 8 bux on Louis CK

Yeah I must be getting old because I didn't "get" that special at all. Pete seems like a cool enough person who just got thrown into the spotlight way to young. I acknowledge he's pretty talented, especially for his age, but the special he put out seems to be just him not really grappling with some of the bad choices he made and calling out personal vendettas. The part about whats her name saying he had a big dick made me chuckle though.

That movie he recently did was alright too, I think he's a pretty solid actor. I've hear that movie he has coming out with bill burr is fantastic.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Schweinhund posted:

The argument that people are making is once you do something really bad, there is no way to ever redeem yourself and you're forever a social outcast and not even allowed to earn a living anymore. This whole attitude to me is more out of people being vengeful and unforgiving more than a sensible way of dealing with people who do bad things. Also most of the people who will judge you for watching Louis CK probably have 100 other dumb things they will judge you for so who cares about them.

there are ways he can "earn a living" without also being a "celebrated public figure." if you're a terrible rear end in a top hat, guess what, people shouldn't celebrate you.

but hey, you gotta blow poo poo out of proportion to justify your disagreement with ~the feminists~

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
ayo does anyone itt have an opinion about whether literal rapist louis ck is funny or not please post about it while not being funny

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Pontificating rear end posted:

ayo does anyone itt have an opinion about whether literal rapist louis ck is funny or not please post about it while not being funny

Louis CK when not doing a rape: Uproarious, laugh a minute comedy excellence.

Louis CK when doing a rape: Mostly not funny, although you ocassionally have to stifle a chuckle or two.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
louis ck, to an estonian runaway: hold on, if i wear a clown costume it'll justify my online defenders.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Pontificating rear end posted:

ayo does anyone itt have an opinion about whether literal rapist louis ck is funny or not please post about it while not being funny

Lol look at this poo poo head trying to belittle the experiences of actual rape victims.

Also doesn’t know what literal means.

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib
i kinda like Better Things does that make me bad or no

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

there are ways he can "earn a living" without also being a "celebrated public figure." if you're a terrible rear end in a top hat, guess what, people shouldn't celebrate you.

but hey, you gotta blow poo poo out of proportion to justify your disagreement with ~the feminists~

You’re conflating “celebrated public figure” with “Entertainer”. He’s an entertainer. All he has done for like the last 30 years is entertain people, with comedy. He can’t suddenly be expected to pivot to like banking or art historian or something, so if you’re comfortable with the idea of him being allowed to continue working, you have to be ok with him continuing to write and perform.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

there are ways he can "earn a living" without also being a "celebrated public figure." if you're a terrible rear end in a top hat, guess what, people shouldn't celebrate you.

but hey, you gotta blow poo poo out of proportion to justify your disagreement with ~the feminists~

He redeemed himself by no longer actively denying that the sexual assaults happened when asked about them publicly and no longer had any employees to assault because every company associated with him immediately cut ties with him and even spent a few whole months not publicly touring and doing stand up, I mean come on what more could the guy possibly do.

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amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
seems like louis didn’t get the #news that he was #cancelled

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