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johnson can die if gove replaces him. if it's gonna stay raab he should have to persist in the doomed world he created instead
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Fried Watermelon posted:There are no codes
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I heard being stuck halfway down a zipline in the middle of london was a good cure for the covid
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:wait a sec, your argument is that boris johnson needs to quickly recover so he can lead the country and resolve the crisis. because if he wasn't around, no decisions would be made nor policies enacted. boris johnson. that guy. The alternative is Dominic Raab.
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The BBC wouldnt lie right? Boris is fine jus needs a little extra care and a harmless oxygen mask, right?
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Sneak Lemming posted:The BBC wouldnt lie right? Boris is fine jus needs a little extra care and a harmless oxygen mask, right? In the ICU, with all the other 'rona patients. Just as a precaution. It's not like they shove you in there as an absolute last resort because once you're there it's nearly 50/50 of ever getting out.
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but the finest doctors are keeping him in good spirirts! And Not On A Ventilator
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:wait a sec, your argument is that boris johnson needs to quickly recover so he can lead the country and resolve the crisis. because if he wasn't around, no decisions would be made nor policies enacted. boris johnson. that guy. i just want literally any government response. the gov has basically been torn between ad-hoc recreating the central govmt they spent the last decades dismantling, or doing nothing and shrugging while calling it a herd immunity strategy. they deseperately want to do the latter because the UK has no central government and making one is hard work, and parliment doesnt really want to do anything. in the UK and in other hosed places the only real hope is to wait until the first wave is over and things have stabilised before you catch the roni. every week of dither just adds another week before we're safer. bojo dying or being coma'd is extremely likely but it means adding another month or two onto that time so its not that i want him leading the crisis, its just his death throws them ever furhter into disarray and they're already still at the "do we know whose job it is to even phone the people to preorder masks?" stage
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boris is dead and raab has declared the nhs superfluous to the progress of britain
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and besides the point but bojo isnt anywhere near the worst tory. he doesnt give a gently caress about anything and is a oval office and thug but everyone else in the tory is a oval office and thug who gives a LOT of a gently caress about austerity and killing poors.
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Fried Watermelon posted:There are no codes
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DACK FAYDEN posted:00000 is still a code no like apparently we don't have a US-style nuclear football; there's no authorisation from boris thinking 'gently caress, we need to finish off those people we deported wrongfully to jamaica', there's pre-written orders little unclear what the article actually refers to but it's such a great image of the top tories squabbling for nuclear access
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An entirely plausible but very low chance scenario can occur now: -BoJo and Raab die - UK Navy so underfunded and short on manpower due to plague stop broadcasting overnight - Someone at the BBC4 radio station forgets to queue up the program schedule, causing dead air -The British sub captains take a long sip of their coffee and run their usual checks to see if the UK government is still functioning
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HiHo ChiRho posted:An entirely plausible but very low chance scenario can occur now:
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Attorney at Funk posted:johnson can die if gove replaces him. if it's gonna stay raab he should have to persist in the doomed world he created instead Gove is self-isolating now too, because someone in his family became symptomatic.
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Pipski posted:Gove is self-isolating now too, because someone in his family became symptomatic. that's purely for appearances' sake, the right honourable member for innsmouth is biologically incompatible with the virus
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RTE Radio (irish bbc) has people on talking about how terrible it is for BJ to be so ill, and then moving quickly on to making GBS threads all over UK policy and they might as well be reading posts from here, the schadenfreude is hot and heavy
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HiHo ChiRho posted:-The British sub captains take a long sip of their coffee and run their usual checks to see if the UK government is still functioning Do you think there are subs out there that don't know about the virus
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Pipski posted:Gove is self-isolating now too, because someone in his family became symptomatic. Not family, I think the correct term is 'nest' or 'colony'
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Communist Thoughts posted:and besides the point but bojo isnt anywhere near the worst tory. IDS is loving this, if it wasn't tory on tory his response to bojo dying of roni would be loving chilling There's a man who I genuinely think has dead prostitutes buried in his expansive back garden
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gf put the news on and i dont really watch telly, holy poo poo the BBC and channel 4 are like North Korean news shows. its hilarious. its blatant comedic propaganda about how wonderful boris is and then occasional cuts to childrens tv level explanations "a hospital is a big building where poorly people go" saw Kier Starmer talking in motion for the first time since being leader. this is their saviour? lmao also IDS genuinely looks undead but he also coughed
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he probably didn't even have anything to do with their deaths. he just really likes dead sex workers
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Kier Starmer is a loving great name, such a shame. literally all he is is a haircut and a Sir
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Sneak Lemming posted:but the finest doctors are keeping him in good spirirts! And Not On A Ventilator it';s technically a lifeglug
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he likes dead workers, regardless of industry
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:and now you seem to be exhibiting faith in the british press. are you doing okay? Was the guy chasing him around not associated with the press? Whatever flag that dude flies under, those are the people I'm rooting for. HiHo ChiRho posted:An entirely plausible but very low chance scenario can occur now: How often do those checks happen? 'Cause if those are their metrics, places should have gotten nuked ages ago.
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I just looked at the bbc news front page and am pretty much convinced that boris died this morning.
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 he’s been dead for days also jfc “pregnant partner” as the name for a woman that is horrible
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why would the quean send a message to his family if he was OK?
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euphronius posted:why would the quean send a message to his family if he was OK? As an expression of sympathy. Royal sympathy, mind you, not actual sympathy.
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dead is a condition that is stable and does not demand ventilator support
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Can he get it over with and die already? I'm kind of on a tight schedule of  ing and I have a quota to fill.
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UK Politics thread: The Prime Minister is believed to be conscious NO VENT
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Attorney at Funk posted:how long do you think the british government could plausibly conceal that the prime minister had died a week ?
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Attorney at Funk posted:how long do you think the british government could plausibly conceal that the prime minister had died they couldnt. heres my official release on the matter: he is dead. biologically inert. his mortal spark has flickered its last. he is most accurately described using the past tense, as he now exists only as remains and memory
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euphronius posted:
Hang in there Boris! Stiff upper lip and all that! Remember the Blitz!
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Another Bill posted:Hang in there Boris! Stiff
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Squizzle posted:they couldnt. heres my official release on the matter: he is dead. biologically inert. his mortal spark has flickered its last. he is most accurately described using the past tense, as he now exists only as remains and memory 
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