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RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Just found out I got blocked by Parker Molloy for suggesting she was as broke brained as the rest of us. LOL.

e: I guess if I was harassed anywhere near as much as she must be I'd be quick with the blocks too.

RandomBlue has issued a correction as of 21:08 on Apr 7, 2020

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KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


blandular posted:

lmao lmao covid is already hitting the milwaukee black community extra hard because institutional racism now the supreme court is making them risk their lives and jam into one of FIVE POLLING LOCATIONS in order to tell them to shove it lmao :smithicide: lmao

this is bernie's fault

biden would have won wisconsin if bernie didn't kill all those old black people

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Vox Nihili posted:

At what point did prisoners become New York City's de facto source of manual labor anyway?

"at what point did America start to exploit slaves?????"

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Warmachine posted:

Prisoners have been everyone's source of manual labor. Since...

I dunno, private prisons maybe?

The 13th amendment explicitly has a clause in it to allow prison labor.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Spoondick posted:

let's check in with dr. ron navarro, acclaimed social scientist who can also understand medicine

https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/1247615534008602625?s=19

oh

lmao Trump Studies

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Spoondick posted:

let's check in with dr. navarro, acclaimed social scientist who can also understand medicine

https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/1247615534008602625?s=19

oh

how the gently caress was trump university able to give people phds? oh goddamnit it's satire im dumb.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

empty whippet box posted:

how the gently caress was trump university able to give people phds?

Very carefully

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

how many credits does cspam count towards my degree in trump studies?

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

RandomBlue posted:

Just found out I got blocked by Parker Molloy for suggesting she was as broke brained as the rest of us. LOL.

She is an absolute Warren moron.

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005
lmao falling for a borowitz report "satire" should be a probe

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
lmao at getting borowitzed

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
bovine university

some sort of fish
Apr 25, 2011
i will never forgive hi rez for killing tribes

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

Spoondick posted:

how many credits does cspam count towards my degree in trump studies?

0, cspam only offers tmurp studies

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Spoondick posted:

let's check in with dr. navarro, acclaimed social scientist who can also understand medicine

https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/1247615534008602625?s=19

oh

LOL

oh woops its a joke

i only know onion and clickhole

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Spoondick posted:

how many credits does cspam count towards my degree in trump studies?

buddy this is postdoctoral level work

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
oh its the new yorker's fake news :smugdon:

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Spoondick posted:

let's check in with dr. navarro, acclaimed social scientist who can also understand medicine
oh
There's no possible way this isn't some Onion satire piece.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

lmao at getting borowitzed

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I’m n out so sure, I think it’s real. You can tell by how quickly people are trying to silence it.

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

made a career out of trung studies

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


the greatest trick andy borowitz ever pulled was to make completely unfunny satire

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

RandomBlue posted:

Just found out I got blocked by Parker Molloy for suggesting she was as broke brained as the rest of us. LOL.

e: I guess if I was harassed anywhere near as much as she must be I'd be quick with the blocks too.

Parker unmasked with the Warren stuff imo

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/jack/status/1247616214769086465?s=20

what does this even mean lol

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

KaptainKrunk posted:

this is bernie's fault

biden would have won wisconsin if bernie didn't kill all those old black people

Bernie suspended his GOTV for WI, and will still get blamed

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


Maya Fey posted:

the greatest trick andy borowitz ever pulled was to make completely unfunny satire

he sucks

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Diva Cupcake posted:

number go in the ground

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1247609450770333696

e: Hart's Island is a big potter's field anyways so this makes sens.e

Probably business as usual

quote:

The remains of more than one million people are buried on Hart Island, though since the first decade of the 21st century, there are fewer than 1,500 burials a year. Burials on Hart Island include individuals who were not claimed by their families or did not have private funerals, as well as the homeless and the indigent. Access to the island is restricted by the Department of Correction, which operates an infrequent ferryboat service and imposes strict visitation quotas.

...

In the past, burial trenches were re-used after 25–50 years, allowing for sufficient decomposition of the remains. Since then, however, historic buildings have been demolished to make room for new burials.[7]:139 Because of the number of weekly interments made at the potter's field at the expense of taxpayers, these mass burials are straightforward and are conducted by Rikers Island inmates, who stack the coffins in two rows, three high and 25 across, and each plot is marked with a concrete marker.

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Maya Fey posted:

the greatest trick andy borowitz ever pulled was to make completely unfunny satire

working pretty good as a honeypot as evidenced by the honorary phds of cspam

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

I have a PhD in Doomsday Economics and Succology from CSPAM U

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Lol this entire page falling for the bleeding edge sartorial writings of Andy Borowitz

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

got a d in meats, but got extra credit by burning them and adding ketchup so i ended up passing

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

FogHelmut posted:

Probably business as usual

bury me on corpse island

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Shipon posted:

lmao falling for a borowitz report "satire" should be a probe

SMDH at getting suckered by shitlibs

LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008

Shageletic posted:

Lol this entire page falling for the bleeding edge sartorial writings of Andy Borowitz

Its entirely too plausible is the issue here

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Spoondick posted:

how many credits does cspam count towards my degree in trump studies?

CSPM 69 - Community Outreach (non-credit): Post-Escalator Highlights

CSPM 101 - Introduction to Prumt: Simple Rumpt Rearrangements

CSPM 102 - Survey of Forums History: Watch Bush Start a War, Watch Grover Build a Haus

CSPM 119 - A Day to Never Forget: Eminentizing the Escalator

CSPM 201 - Remembering Sailor

CSPM 301 - Advanced Turnip: Understanding Homologous Tramps

CSPM 333 - Aeronautical Paternity (elective): The Schnirkles Problem

CSPM 666 - Special Topics (grad/post-doc): Blood Pipe, Blood Xmas, Blood for Oil

Norton the First
Dec 4, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

hey you're named george too?

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?


maybe he was bitten by a hasid and a gay like jon benjamin was

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/keribla/status/1247618002369085440?s=20

:texas:

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Shageletic posted:

Lol this entire page falling for the bleeding edge sartorial writings of Andy Borowitz

it isn't a fashion column, you know

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Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



ArmZ posted:

CSPM 69 - Community Outreach (non-credit): Post-Escalator Highlights

CSPM 101 - Introduction to Prumt: Simple Rumpt Rearrangements

CSPM 102 - Survey of Forums History: Watch Bush Start a War, Watch Grover Build a Haus

CSPM 119 - A Day to Never Forget: Eminentizing the Escalator

CSPM 201 - Remembering Sailor

CSPM 301 - Advanced Turnip: Understanding Homologous Tramps

CSPM 333 - Aeronautical Paternity (elective): The Schnirkles Problem

CSPM 666 - Special Topics (grad/post-doc): Blood Pipe, Blood Xmas, Blood for Oil

dont forget the undergrad capstone CSPM 420 Understanding Number

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