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Who under 60 likes borowitz
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If the peak comes later it means people are social distancing properly. Like New York's goimg to be hitting its peak in mid-April through the strategy of loving everybody there getting it because Cuomo and De Blasio dragged their feet on shutting everything down. Places that have peaks in like late May or June will have less deaths overall than places that have their peaks in mid-april.
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Relevant Tangent posted:that's the closest a cat gets to a good death though, no pain or whatever, your parents should focus on the good they are. in fact one of the first things my mom said to me when I called was, I hope your dog dies the same way
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Relevant Tangent posted:This would be good. It would also be deeply unconstitutional and we've already got people talking about second amendment solutions to the problem of over-reaching government authority. The federal govt has essentially unlimited emergency powers designed for nuclear war or pandemic, people will fall in line when the bodies are piled ten feet high in every town square
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triple sulk posted:god, i hate trump, but also god, i love trump trump is like drinking way too much vodka, never really seems like it would be a good idea but the crazy poo poo that happens creates amazing content and you occasionally poo poo yourself just a little while covered in sweat at some turkish resort with a bunch of icelanders
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Relevant Tangent posted:the loss of control is the real problem, and we've already seen "we can walk into your house whenever we want if you're wfh" contracts Kind of want to see that contract meeting castle doctrine
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magiccarpet posted:My lady is a journo at the world trade center and we are convinced she'll never go to her office again. tbh if you get paid the same but don't have to commute every day wfh is probably the best option for almost everyone, but it's hard to see the useless layers of management being okay with not being able to loom over you on at least weekly basis
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shovelbum posted:We need to ban all outdoor trips, close all in-person retail and services, and deliver standard packages of groceries per size of household no more than monthly. There is no other way to beat this. won't happen, the way we beat this is just to barrel ahead through the carnage and then blame somebody else for it happening Solarin has issued a correction as of 00:51 on Apr 8, 2020 |
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Sharkie posted:lol please look inward and figure out why you're obsessed with criticizing the way women look. you do it compulsively Pretty sure this is the first time. Heard any good dog jokes lately? Judakel has issued a correction as of 00:53 on Apr 8, 2020 |
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shovelbum posted:The federal govt has essentially unlimited emergency powers designed for nuclear war or pandemic, people will fall in line when the bodies are piled ten feet high in every town square Which is why they are trying to keep the numbers as low as possible by testing as little as possible. If they actually DID let the bodies start stacking up where people could see then they'd have to do something. We'll get there eventually, but they'll drag their feet and get a ton of people killed. Maybe also cause the union to collapse idk
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Apr 8, 2020 00:47
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anime was right posted:this man is the most powerful poster to ever live
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Apr 8, 2020 00:48
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they couldn't have issued one more warning? https://twitter.com/riccimike/status/1247629388591427584
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Inceltown posted:Kind of want to see that contract meeting castle doctrine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdiTZPD4qiI
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Nodelphi posted:Want to know something else scary? I have a patient that has had detectable virus in their nasal cavities for 20 days now after recovery and this was confirmed with three tests. All of the return to work guidelines are trash. well now we know how the next wave of covid is going to happen
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hey guys im drunk has capitalism saved us yet
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Toys For rear end Bum posted:https://twitter.com/One56117812/status/1247652943035158529  https://covid19.healthdata.org/united-states-of-america In NY it's 2 days til peak deaths.
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it has not.
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curious to see breakdowns by age and comorbidity on the hospital and home deaths
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Funion posted:hey guys im drunk has capitalism saved us yet The curve is flattening because we're out of tests so yes
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BeefThief posted:The curve is flattening because we're out of tests so yes ah thank god
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Grapplejack posted:I look like the dude from lethal weapon now leave a rat tail
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Toys For rear end Bum posted:Why do I keep seeing people on twitter claiming that Coronavirus will peak soon/next week? because Trump said so and they want it to be over in a week, even though that's not what the science says whatsoever.
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back on track! 
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lmao if you turn out to be right
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rabble rabble posted:it has not. what the gently caress cspam i thought we were saved
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Alright I've seen enough - I'm calling the United States primary for COVID-19. -Dave Wasserman
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anime was right posted:this man is the most powerful poster to ever live hes amazing and ill fist fight every nerd historian to make sure this fact goes into the books
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shovelbum posted:pet culture is driving our high r0 lol but you cant talk about it lmao this is dumb
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been a while since i posted one of these, but the US had a few days where it looked like we were making progress in catching up to the number of tests needed, and then this past day was a big nope. it does look like there has genuinely been a daily testing capacity increase though, up from 100k/day to 135k/day, but that's still not nearly enough
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facetoucher cat posted:https://twitter.com/smh/status/1247589903287963652 lol going for the infect every continent achievement
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Morbus posted:lol going for the infect every continent achievement Pretty sure south america is already in crisis
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MadJackal posted:
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I never knew how essential landscaping is. Just hundreds of trucks with lawnmowers as I drove to work today.
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Stevie Lee posted:back on track! lol
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Judakel posted:Pretty sure south america is already in crisis but antarctica is not
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Judakel posted:Pretty sure south america is already in crisis (its an antarctic cruise) 
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spacemang_spliff posted:lmao this is dumb bloodlust, but for dogs
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