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Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

and that juicero fucker, what's he got cooking?

get his rear end to put some vaccine in some of those bags and we'll squeeze it into our mouth

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kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
every country that uses them about to share their BCG vaccines with everyone but the US

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1247669966939262977?s=20
Confirmation the government is over-counting deaths

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

old beast lunatic posted:

"Weekends" are a difficult concept to grasp in a society dumb enough to make Donald Trump their leader.

the president makes such things possible

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

holy poo poo this guy didn't die from food poisoning or burning his house down yet

friendly 2 da void
Mar 23, 2018

rip to a legend. here's my favorite john prine song "illegal smile"

quote:

A bowl of oatmeal stared me down
and won

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmjnQjRvPUQ

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

BeefThief posted:

quick twoday, tell us who makes the BCG vaccine already so we can become pandemic profiteers very quickly and very strongly

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-country/john-prine-obit-253684/

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

he;ll yea!

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/leesburg1972/status/1247671883002195969?s=20
Uncuck the death curve

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 37 hours!
So I just found out my cousin had it, and she was bad enough that she was on supplemental oxygen at the hospital. She just went home yesterday and seems to be doing a bit better at least.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Oh, so he died of the complications but let me guess, they're going to count it as if coronavirus killed him?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Real hurthling! posted:

hart island is on the east end of the bronx practically the long island sound. the only thing over there are lovely lobster restaurants on city island, the next rock over from hart

I've been to city island, it was weird and not worth the 3 hour commute, but I remember looking out at hart island and thinking about the buried limbs in the potter's grave, as well as the NIKE missle station

Serf
May 5, 2011


https://twitter.com/JustinAHorwitz/status/1247620593387798534?s=20

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

BeefThief posted:

quick twoday, tell us who makes the BCG vaccine already so we can become pandemic profiteers very quickly and very strongly

the soviet union seems to be a good bet, if you have a time machine

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/julie_kelly2/status/1247686294962143233?s=20
https://twitter.com/AlexBerenson/status/1247687176965492736?s=20
https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1247673814680469504?s=20

it's just the flu

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Over Easy posted:

and that juicero fucker, what's he got cooking?

get his rear end to put some vaccine in some of those bags and we'll squeeze it into our mouth

yeah that guy is crazy, let's work together and gently caress corona UP

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Any bedside selfies of Boris straight up looking like Baron Harkonnen?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







one piece of good news today we've heard nothing about boris johnson

which is almost certainly not good for him

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




brugroffil posted:

So I just found out my cousin had it, and she was bad enough that she was on supplemental oxygen at the hospital. She just went home yesterday and seems to be doing a bit better at least.

glad to hear your cousin is okay for now, hope she recovers well

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

NofrikinfuN posted:

LOL

oh woops its a joke

i only know onion and clickhole

it's not comedy it's the borowitz report

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

final update from the death cultists:
they are glad Trump is finally standing up to the CCP controlled WHO
https://twitter.com/exjon/status/1247648577309929472?s=20

and they are hoping for BoJo's swift recovery
https://twitter.com/JordanSchachtel/status/1247656006139744257?s=20

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Oh no i'm really sad about John Prine. i love him. this is enough corona news for me today, i think

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1247695696108625926

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
New Zealand numbers for today, the 8th

Total Cases: 1210 (+50)

New Cases: 26 Confirmed - 24 Probable

Recovered: 282 (+41) (defined as at least 10 days since onset of symptoms and at least 48 hours symptom free)

Current Cases: 928 (+9) (total minus recovered)

Hospitalisation: 12 people in hospital, 4 in ICU. 2 critical (+1)

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/bruce_y_lee/status/1247546025495146496

I love bruce y lee's articles

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEhqzOeJnto

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Who here likes a good ratio'ing?

https://twitter.com/AlexanderDowner/status/1247498933842018305

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Spoke to my dad who moved down to Texas a few years back to see how he's holding up. The last time I called him was about a month ago when we were going into lockdown in WI and he was going into a restaurant to dine inside and said its not down there so don't worry about it. Same dad who compains about no one speaking "American" down there. He's on the border with Mexico where it's like 95% Hispanic.

"It's pretty bad down here now. Lots of people getting sick. I yell at anyone who gets near me."

"You should listen to Fox News, they're the only ones who know what's going on."

"I'm glad the border patrol are still keeping the illegals out. They keep trying to come over and spread the virus."

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





put this clown in a dumpster

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

FizFashizzle posted:

one piece of good news today we've heard nothing about boris johnson

which is almost certainly not good for him

it's almost the day!!

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
nothing good ever happens

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Doorknob Slobber posted:

nothing good ever happens

i made pasta with spinach, garlic, and parmesan for dinner that was really good

Gio
Jun 20, 2005



they really cant conceive of a world without unceasing capital accumulation

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

fosborb posted:

my parents' cat died last night. was playing with toys, then just sort of fell over, twitched a few times and that was it.

they are so loving lonely today :(

wish my carts would do this tbh

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

We could could start betting on the prisoners digging graves in the annual Central Park Cemetery dig.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1247695696108625926?s=20

you hate to see it

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Philthy posted:

Spoke to my dad who moved down to Texas a few years back to see how he's holding up. The last time I called him was about a month ago when we were going into lockdown in WI and he was going into a restaurant to dine inside and said its not down there so don't worry about it. Same dad who compains about no one speaking "American" down there. He's on the border with Mexico where it's like 95% Hispanic.

"It's pretty bad down here now. Lots of people getting sick. I yell at anyone who gets near me."

"You should listen to Fox News, they're the only ones who know what's going on."

"I'm glad the border patrol are still keeping the illegals out. They keep trying to come over and spread the virus."

moving to texas and getting mad that people speak spanish there is peak transplant

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Gio posted:

they really cant conceive of a world without unceasing capital accumulation

Sure people will die to roni but some will also starve to death slowly so I can have my coffee conveniently. Who's to say where the line should be drawn?

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