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Chris Pistols posted:God I've missed this Knormal posted:He is a cartoon character. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0EZobdiJ4M
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Please enjoy some humour my uncle has been infecting the extended family group chat now that he can't get out of his house         
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Please enjoy some humour my uncle has been infecting the extended family group chat now that he can't get out of his house Gift him a membership, he'd fit right in this thread
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Apr 7, 2020 02:36
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god zenpencils is just pure poo poo
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I just imagined Watterson reading through that pap, forcing himself to focus though his eyes slide off it, skin turning boiled-lobster-red, vein throbbing in his forehead, nose running, teeth clenched around a long-dead cigarette stub until he reaches the end, when he lets out a scream of visceral, primal rage as he picks up his monitor and tears it to shreds with his bare goddamn hands. And then he eats them.
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finalellipsis posted:god zenpencils is just pure poo poo My favorite parody is the Ultimate Warrior one where it replaces all the "deep" words with "Fags and Muslims out of America" (which is a thing that the real Ultimate Warrior said.)
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muscles like this! posted:My favorite parody is the Ultimate Warrior one where it replaces all the "deep" words with "Fags and Muslims out of America" (which is a thing that the real Ultimate Warrior said.) It's all the words. Except the newspaper when he dies. That says "Fags and Muslims still in America" Len has a new favorite as of 04:00 on Apr 7, 2020 |
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finalellipsis posted:god zenpencils is just pure poo poo Imagine reading zen pencils, and feeling the emotions the author wants you to feel. Or indeed any emotion other than disgust.
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Screaming Idiot posted:I just imagined Watterson reading through that pap, forcing himself to focus though his eyes slide off it, skin turning boiled-lobster-red, vein throbbing in his forehead, nose running, teeth clenched around a long-dead cigarette stub until he reaches the end, when he lets out a scream of visceral, primal rage as he picks up his monitor and tears it to shreds with his bare goddamn hands. eats the monitor shreds or his hands?
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Detective Buttfuck posted:eats the monitor shreds or his hands? Yes
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Screaming Idiot posted:I just imagined Watterson reading through that pap, forcing himself to focus though his eyes slide off it, skin turning boiled-lobster-red, vein throbbing in his forehead, nose running, teeth clenched around a long-dead cigarette stub until he reaches the end, when he lets out a scream of visceral, primal rage as he picks up his monitor and tears it to shreds with his bare goddamn hands. I can't imagine Watterson having a monitor, much less an entire computer
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Captain Hygiene posted:Gift him a membership, he'd fit right in this thread
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Sorry if I'm being dense, but what about that comic is so terrible? Someone took a quote by the Calvin & Hobbes guy and put it over a twee comic? At worst it seems unnecessary?
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Calvin and Hobbes is on such a high pedestal by most on the internet that any homage is usually immediately poo poo on. I thought it was cute.
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Magnus Manfist posted:Sorry if I'm being dense, but what about that comic is so terrible? Someone took a quote by the Calvin & Hobbes guy and put it over a twee comic? At worst it seems unnecessary? That's every Zenpencils, often missing the point in major ways. Like, "An undemanding job that affords him the time to pursue his interests" is right there in the quotes. But a professional artist good enough that his manager comes to his house to hire him back painting backgrounds for adverts at an agency where employees are encouraged to relax on a sofa with a beer IN THE OFFICE after a successful project is destroying his soul because it has a dollar sign in the company name. Instead he's a full-time parent, which is certainly a valid choice, but I guess it's lucky his wife has a well-paying non-soul-destroying job, and doesn't want the free time to hang out with their child or pursue her own hobbies like in the quote. Also "One beer with the rest of the team" is 'a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess'
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You can always open a yarn shop. Does anyone have that comic? It's not zip penis, but has a similar message.
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I wish the first panel were my av 🧞♂️
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beanieson posted:I wish the first panel were my av 🧞♂️ Goddamnit, you could've wished for world peace or whatever.
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Should have wished for the second panel
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Love the new thread title, especially since out of context it looks like a command
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Taeke posted:Goddamnit, you could've wished for world peace or whatever. You are a good and benevolent genie. And I am not a clever man.
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beanieson posted:You are a good and benevolent genie. And I am not a clever man. 
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Paladinus posted:zip penis
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beanieson posted:You are a good and benevolent genie. And I am not a clever man. Wasn't me, though.
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Paladinus posted:You can always open a yarn shop. I occasionally pass by the supposedly Largest Yarn Shop In my home state and I will never be able to not reflexively think about the drat “What are you waiting for drop everything and open a yarn shop” comic, even though the shop has been around since the 90’s and is very popular. My “favorite” Zen Pencils is probably the “Abandon your family to follow your dream of fighting imaginary dragons” one, which had a fantastic Mario themed parody.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Love the new thread title, especially since out of context it looks like a command Now I can finally point out that the mom was also grounded in the comic that led to the previous title.
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Does anyone have the context here? I saw it mentioned in the thread that this is something that the author said, but I couldn't find anything googling it.
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om nom nom posted:Does anyone have the context here? I saw it mentioned in the thread that this is something that the author said, but I couldn't find anything googling it. not exactly part one part two
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