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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

josh04 posted:

I am half-asleep today because I just said I'd take a smint in case of a nut reaction, which is, uh, not the case. Good god.
Innovative responses to the epipen shortage?

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Rustybear
Nov 16, 2006
what the thunder said
I could well believe we're the worst hit in europe or similar but that data suggests we will be the worst hit out of all the countries analysed by orders of magnitude per head of population; something is not right in the figures somewhere.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Rustybear posted:

I could well believe we're the worst hit in europe or similar but that data suggests we will be the worst hit out of all the countries analysed by orders of magnitude per head of population; something is not right in the figures somewhere.

Their figure for the USA is completely out of whack, maybe that's throwing you off

EDIT basically it's all bullshit but that's because their estimates are wildly optimistic. Go ask in the corona thread for better data

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

I know things are poo poo, but hope you and your colleagues stay safe as they can Jabby :unsmith:
Even as the government is trying to ratfuck the NHS (as usual)

And also to everyone else in the thread, hope you all stay safe.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
We won't really get a clear picture until it's all over and there's a vaccine. The number of people dying due to Covid will always be disputed to favour those who completely botched it. The lessons to take from this are that herd immunity strategy is killing exponentially more than everywhere else bar America who's whole strategy is doing nothing.

Think of how we can't get a clear estimate on the number of people killed in Iraq seventeen years on.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Gort posted:

If the UK does end up with far higher death rates than the US, I'd suggest that the reasons are that the UK has a population density nearly ten times that of the US, and their houses are triple the size on average.

Hmm I'm not so sure about that. People still go to churches, office buildings and clubs whether they live 2 miles apart or 20 miles apart. I'd say social mixing isn't really that tied to national population density, and is more relevant. And parts of the US are just as dense as here - you can't just say it'll spread slower because you've included Nevada and Alaska and the Rockies in the math.

As for house size, again i think close contact between families would be just as strong in a flat as in a mansion, notwithstanding the tendency of the ultra rich to never touch each other.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


jabby posted:

Want some (lame and boring) insider medical knowledge? Because there's currently a battle of wills going on between Public Health England and the Resuscitation Council UK.

The Resus Council, which trains and certifies us all in Advanced Life Support (CPR etc.) thinks CPR is an Aerosol Generating Procedure, based on studies showing high infection rates in healthcare workers who performed CPR on patients with SARS/MERS etc. This is largely in line with what everybody thought before the Covid outbreak, and it means they advise full FFP3 mask/gown to perform CPR on suspected/confirmed Covid patients.

Public Health England, on the other hand, have "reviewed the evidence" and decided that none of the studies showing high infection rates were large or powerful enough, so they've decided CPR is not a high risk procedure. They don't have any particular evidence it's safe, they just reject the evidence that it's harmful. This means changing their guidance so you can perform CPR with just a surgical mask and apron. They've distributed this brand new advice to all hospitals.

The Resus Council, uncharacteristically, has stuck to their guns and released a statement in response saying their original advice stands. So two senior bodies, two different sets of guidelines.

Which do you think the hospitals have been pushing on their staff? If you guessed "the one that requires less PPE", correct! Yesterday we had a little group of managers and the resus officer going ward-to-ward informing us that we no longer require full PPE to perform CPR. When a junior doctor asserted that they wouldn't be happy to go against the Resus Council guidelines, managers said in that case they'd want their GMC number so they could be reported if one of their patients didn't get CPR. Basically, you will put your life/your families lives at risk for a maybe 1% chance of saving the patient or we'll gently caress up your career.

So yeah, all going well.

thanks for the scoop, in general Public Health England seem to be one of the main government bodies really loving this whole thing up with poo poo advice.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Also even the most Evangelical church I know of here has gone the "Jesus has given us so many new ways to spread the good news, let's do our sermons over YouTube" whereas churches in the South are going the "God won't let the truly righteous die of snakebites coronavirus, let's all meet at megachurch!"

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Tigey posted:

This is what our political system has degenerated into - all it can do is churn out people whose only skills are in PR and media spin. And even those skills have begun to atrophy lately due to the active collusion between them and the papers/political correspondents - they barely even have to try.

Incompetence doesn't even begin to describe it. They literally have no idea how to govern - just how to spin narratives and shift blame while they enrich themselves.

yup

e: though its a bit deeper than that too cause we don't really have a central government. its kinda like our uncodified constitution just being a mishmash of stuff thats there. thats how our state is run too and none of it is joined up. nobody even really knows who has what authority

Communist Thoughts fucked around with this message at 14:36 on Apr 8, 2020

Pencils R Cool
Feb 16, 2011
Love to live in a totally normal country in which the Right-wing Media try and pass off an NHS clap from 2 weeks ago as Our Brave Citizens Uniting to Praise Dear Leader.

https://twitter.com/seanastbury/status/1247849133777522689

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

Guavanaut posted:

Also even the most Evangelical church I know of here has gone the "Jesus has given us so many new ways to spread the good news, let's do our sermons over YouTube" whereas churches in the South are going the "God won't let the truly righteous die of snakebites coronavirus, let's all meet at megachurch!"

Latter type of person, having just recovered with extreme medical intervention: "Oh it was awful. I thought I was headed for the eternal bliss of paradise"

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

hayfever tabs

I don't think smoking's going to help with that cough!

My hayfever has suddenly kicked in too - it's actually a little late as I normally get it worst around mid-March. I think it's a certain kind of tree pollen that kicks it off, but I've noticed all the trees seem to be blooming a little late this year, possibly because of the weirdly warm and dry winter.

Isomermaid
Dec 3, 2019

Swish swish, like a fish

Guavanaut posted:

Innovative responses to the epipen shortage?

I'm in a medical trial right now that uses auto injecting pens and there's an instructional video that spends the first minute or so talking about the benefits of the shape of the pen, the clever lid and all of this, and you just know thats stuff they have to be proud of cos it lets them dodge patent claims from the epi pen people

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Communist Thoughts posted:

thanks for the scoop, in general Public Health England seem to be one of the main government bodies really loving this whole thing up with poo poo advice.

They are quite clearly watering down their advice in response to our pathetic stocks of PPE.

And you know, if they told me I have to go see my patients in a bin bag because there's nothing else then I'll put on my bin bag and see some patients.

Just don't tell me that they've reviewed the evidence and decided a bin bag is absolutely the safest thing for me to wear and the government is doing a fantastic job protecting me. Because I won't loving believe it.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Guavanaut posted:

Also even the most Evangelical church I know of here has gone the "Jesus has given us so many new ways to spread the good news, let's do our sermons over YouTube" whereas churches in the South are going the "God won't let the truly righteous die of snakebites coronavirus, let's all meet at megachurch!"

https://twitter.com/JackLopresti/status/1247508135029411841

A Tory MP appears!

Rustybear
Nov 16, 2006
what the thunder said

Barry Foster posted:

Their figure for the USA is completely out of whack, maybe that's throwing you off

EDIT basically it's all bullshit but that's because their estimates are wildly optimistic. Go ask in the corona thread for better data

It's wildly optimistic versus other sources for everywhere except the UK where it's wildly pessimistic versus other sources for some reason, all very odd.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I don't think smoking's going to help with that cough!

My hayfever has suddenly kicked in too - it's actually a little late as I normally get it worst around mid-March. I think it's a certain kind of tree pollen that kicks it off, but I've noticed all the trees seem to be blooming a little late this year, possibly because of the weirdly warm and dry winter.

But I don't smoke!

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


jabby posted:

They are quite clearly watering down their advice in response to our pathetic stocks of PPE.

And you know, if they told me I have to go see my patients in a bin bag because there's nothing else then I'll put on my bin bag and see some patients.

Just don't tell me that they've reviewed the evidence and decided a bin bag is absolutely the safest thing for me to wear and the government is doing a fantastic job protecting me. Because I won't loving believe it.

sometimes i dont really get the lying.. i suppose i do... its just reflexively british to lie to your underlings and the public.
but it seems particularly stupid to lie to NHS staff who are in the thick of things

thank you for your service jabby

pitch a fitness
Mar 19, 2010

peanut- posted:

I feel like if "clinically stable" and "responding to treatment" are the best spin Downing St can put on Boris' condition right now he must be proper hosed.

These are the same dorks who'd believe that a cheery video message from the old rascal, sat content in the ICU, would lift the nation's spirits. So given that's not happening suggests only one thing: our definitely-conscious prime minister thinks we're all jubilant enough

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

But I don't smoke!

Sorry, crap pun that probably makes no sense to you - "tabs" is slang for cigarettes Oop North, or at least so Viz tells me.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


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Guavanaut posted:

Innovative responses to the epipen shortage?


Can't wait to find out how many hours this keeps my breath fresh for.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Sorry, crap pun that probably makes no sense to you - "tabs" is slang for cigarettes Oop North, or at least so Viz tells me.

I thought tabs was slang for Ecstasy! (Anyway, I was using it as short for tablets. Serves me right for not typing the extra 4 letters.)

Filboid Studge
Oct 1, 2010
And while they debated the matter among themselves, Conradin made himself another piece of toast.

jabby posted:

Want some (lame and boring) insider medical knowledge? Because there's currently a battle of wills going on between Public Health England and the Resuscitation Council UK.

The Resus Council, which trains and certifies us all in Advanced Life Support (CPR etc.) thinks CPR is an Aerosol Generating Procedure, based on studies showing high infection rates in healthcare workers who performed CPR on patients with SARS/MERS etc. This is largely in line with what everybody thought before the Covid outbreak, and it means they advise full FFP3 mask/gown to perform CPR on suspected/confirmed Covid patients.

Public Health England, on the other hand, have "reviewed the evidence" and decided that none of the studies showing high infection rates were large or powerful enough, so they've decided CPR is not a high risk procedure. They don't have any particular evidence it's safe, they just reject the evidence that it's harmful. This means changing their guidance so you can perform CPR with just a surgical mask and apron. They've distributed this brand new advice to all hospitals.

The Resus Council, uncharacteristically, has stuck to their guns and released a statement in response saying their original advice stands. So two senior bodies, two different sets of guidelines.

Which do you think the hospitals have been pushing on their staff? If you guessed "the one that requires less PPE", correct! Yesterday we had a little group of managers and the resus officer going ward-to-ward informing us that we no longer require full PPE to perform CPR. When a junior doctor asserted that they wouldn't be happy to go against the Resus Council guidelines, managers said in that case they'd want their GMC number so they could be reported if one of their patients didn't get CPR. Basically, you will put your life/your families lives at risk for a maybe 1% chance of saving the patient or we'll gently caress up your career.

So yeah, all going well.

Just as well these psychos weren’t in charge during the Ebola outbreak, all the medics would have died on day 2. “There are no emergencies in a pandemic” and that.

There is going to be the mother of all inquiries into this. As someone who sits in on scientific advisory committees the odd time, it’s utterly depressing to see those at the top of the tree whoring themselves to this extent.

Filboid Studge fucked around with this message at 14:55 on Apr 8, 2020

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Rustybear posted:

It's wildly optimistic versus other sources for everywhere except the UK where it's wildly pessimistic versus other sources for some reason, all very odd.

We call it "the UKMT model".

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

jabby posted:

They are quite clearly watering down their advice in response to our pathetic stocks of PPE.

And you know, if they told me I have to go see my patients in a bin bag because there's nothing else then I'll put on my bin bag and see some patients.

Just don't tell me that they've reviewed the evidence and decided a bin bag is absolutely the safest thing for me to wear and the government is doing a fantastic job protecting me. Because I won't loving believe it.

how busy is everything at the moment?

my friend's hospital is apparently still quieter than usual (presumably people aren't attending a+e unless they really have to) but he's in northern Ireland which seems to be a bit behind in terms of cases

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

Thanks to whoever recommended those 10 free ebooks the other week! I read a nice short one called "Socialism... Seriously" which had lots of other books in the footnotes, so now I'm reading "Black Liberation and Socialism" which is heavier but good so far.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

Pencils R Cool posted:

Love to live in a totally normal country in which the Right-wing Media try and pass off an NHS clap from 2 weeks ago as Our Brave Citizens Uniting to Praise Dear Leader.

https://twitter.com/seanastbury/status/1247849133777522689

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Algol Star
Sep 6, 2010

jabby posted:

Want some (lame and boring) insider medical knowledge? Because there's currently a battle of wills going on between Public Health England and the Resuscitation Council UK.

The Resus Council, which trains and certifies us all in Advanced Life Support (CPR etc.) thinks CPR is an Aerosol Generating Procedure, based on studies showing high infection rates in healthcare workers who performed CPR on patients with SARS/MERS etc. This is largely in line with what everybody thought before the Covid outbreak, and it means they advise full FFP3 mask/gown to perform CPR on suspected/confirmed Covid patients.

Public Health England, on the other hand, have "reviewed the evidence" and decided that none of the studies showing high infection rates were large or powerful enough, so they've decided CPR is not a high risk procedure. They don't have any particular evidence it's safe, they just reject the evidence that it's harmful. This means changing their guidance so you can perform CPR with just a surgical mask and apron. They've distributed this brand new advice to all hospitals.

The Resus Council, uncharacteristically, has stuck to their guns and released a statement in response saying their original advice stands. So two senior bodies, two different sets of guidelines.

Which do you think the hospitals have been pushing on their staff? If you guessed "the one that requires less PPE", correct! Yesterday we had a little group of managers and the resus officer going ward-to-ward informing us that we no longer require full PPE to perform CPR. When a junior doctor asserted that they wouldn't be happy to go against the Resus Council guidelines, managers said in that case they'd want their GMC number so they could be reported if one of their patients didn't get CPR. Basically, you will put your life/your families lives at risk for a maybe 1% chance of saving the patient or we'll gently caress up your career.

So yeah, all going well.

I don't understand this at all, even if you arbitrarily classify CPR as safe at some point they're going to need to be intubated or have some breaths given if you're intending to keep them alive. Are they suggesting you start CPR without PPE and as soon as anaesthetics arrive pause for a minute to get changed? It doesn't even save any PPE, you're all going to need to wear full kit anyway at some point unless you just let them die.

Edit: this whole thing has never made sense anyway. Originally they said to just focus on chest compressions and ignore the breathing but since you're getting very little haemodynamic instability with covid the primary method of arrest is going to be hypoxia and if you're not going to give breaths (requires full PPE, technically NIV) then what is even the point of resuscitating them?

Algol Star fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Apr 8, 2020

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

As for house size, again i think close contact between families would be just as strong in a flat as in a mansion, notwithstanding the tendency of the ultra rich to never touch each other.

Right, most houses still have just one kitchen, there may be more bathrooms in bigger homes but you'd still use the nearest one when eating dinner or spending time in living room, you'll be touching the same door knobs etc. If your home is large enough that these things don't matter then you are effectively living separately anyway. Hygiene matters the most but effectively only the most extreme germophobes can be trusted to take hygiene seriously enough at home 24/7 to prevent infections from spreading within household.

What might matter more is the number of single person households but USA and UK are both approximately at 30%, as is Italy and EU's average. Spain has about 25%. However over 50% of Swedish households are single person, so the logical conclusion seems to be that living separately doesn't do much to limit the spread if you don't limit public gatherings.

Rustybear
Nov 16, 2006
what the thunder said

peanut- posted:

I feel like if "clinically stable" and "responding to treatment" are the best spin Downing St can put on Boris' condition right now he must be proper hosed.

They keep saying ultra-careful poo poo like 'he wasn't ventilated when I last spoke to him' etc. Also have you noticed how everything is done 'as a precaution'. Ventilated as a precaution, resuscitated as a precaution etc.

On the plus side certainly got dan hanananan and that toby oval office to pipe down with their risible bollocks, if only for a moment.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
I know I have already asked this but has anyone bought clippers for shaving their head? Any recommendations? Can you get away with spending £20-30?

justcola
May 22, 2004

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

josh04 posted:

I am half-asleep today because I just said I'd take a smint in case of a nut reaction, which is, uh, not the case. Good god. I take cetirizine daily in summer when I'm out and about, I'll probably do the same if this persists.

A friend of mine once found a bag of coke in his wallet he'd forgotten about so thought he'd have a big line of it, though it turned out to be ketamine. Good to identify your drugs for sure.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Sorry, crap pun that probably makes no sense to you - "tabs" is slang for cigarettes Oop North, or at least so Viz tells me.

Tabs are fags, aye. Not heard pills being referred to as tabs - eckys, dids, mitsis.

Oop North is a funny one as no Northerner would say 'oop nawf', more like the 'u' in 'cup' or 'skull' (maybe southerners would say CAAAP or SKAAAL though?)

Jippa posted:

I know I have already asked this but has anyone bought clippers for shaving their head? Any recommendations? Can you get away with spending £20-30?

Wahl hair clippers are more or less indestructible and come with a bunch of attachments. Though I'd also say now is the perfect time to learn to cut your hair with scissors.

justcola fucked around with this message at 14:59 on Apr 8, 2020

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Yeah I'm not sure how I'm gonna avoid infecting my partner or vice versa if one of us gets it. We only have one loo and kitchen.

Almost like home isolation is a bad idea.

It does seem possible though, covid is bizzarely infectious in that people you wouldn't expect get infected and people you would don't.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

justcola posted:

A friend of mine once found a bag of coke in his wallet he'd forgotten about so thought he'd have a big line of it, though it turned out to be ketamine. Good to identify your drugs for sure.


Tabs are fags, aye. Not heard pills being referred to as tabs - eckys, dids, mitsis.

Oop North is a funny one as no Northerner would say 'oop nawf', more like the 'u' in 'cup' or 'skull' (maybe southerners would say CAAAP or SKAAAL though?)

Wouldn't someone from leeds say oop?

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Jippa posted:

I know I have already asked this but has anyone bought clippers for shaving their head? Any recommendations? Can you get away with spending £20-30?

You can get away with less than that if your only desire is to get all the hair off and you don't care about anything fancy like cordless. I've been using a Wahl set I bought 3 years ago from Argos for about £15 to just buzz it every couple of weeks.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Jippa posted:

I know I have already asked this but has anyone bought clippers for shaving their head? Any recommendations? Can you get away with spending £20-30?

I have a phillips headgroom one with a twisty head and it cost me about that and it's really good at cutting and easy to use

It doesn't do beards too well tho

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

History Comes Inside! posted:

You can get away with less than that if your only desire is to get all the hair off and you don't care about anything fancy like cordless. I've been using a Wahl set I bought 3 years ago from Argos for about £15 to just buzz it every couple of weeks.

Cheers I only want it to try and ride out the covid any way.

jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

Keep it up son, take a look at what you could have won


justcola posted:

Not heard pills being referred to as tabs - eckys, dids, mitsis.

https://twitter.com/digital_mondays/status/946030843952336896?s=21

Lunar Suite
Jun 5, 2011

If you love a flower which happens to be on a star, it is sweet at night to gaze at the sky. All the stars are a riot of flowers.

Communist Thoughts posted:

Yeah I'm not sure how I'm gonna avoid infecting my partner or vice versa if one of us gets it. We only have one loo and kitchen.

Almost like home isolation is a bad idea.

It does seem possible though, covid is bizzarely infectious in that people you wouldn't expect get infected and people you would don't.

Sadly, Home isolation protects people outside your family, not inside.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Grow your hair out and stop shaving, it's appropriate.

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