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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


Can someone explain to me why this sign is positioned such that you can only read it after you've entered the water?

Like, even if you're in a boat, you're going to be moored up to the pier on the left side there, right?

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His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

creation requires destruction

Ruin and Preservation working together.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Memento posted:



Can someone explain to me why this sign is positioned such that you can only read it after you've entered the water?

Like, even if you're in a boat, you're going to be moored up to the pier on the left side there, right?

So you dont try to swim to the dock

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/QI7BQWT.mp4

Ika
Dec 30, 2004
Pure insanity

Memento posted:



Can someone explain to me why this sign is positioned such that you can only read it after you've entered the water?

Like, even if you're in a boat, you're going to be moored up to the pier on the left side there, right?

Maybe the photo was taken from a second pier?

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Ika posted:

Maybe the photo was taken from a second pier?

Can we not spread conspiracy theories about a second pier?

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Memento posted:



Can someone explain to me why this sign is positioned such that you can only read it after you've entered the water?

Like, even if you're in a boat, you're going to be moored up to the pier on the left side there, right?

Because of the bright light you can't see the arcs dancing over the surface and people juggling crates to cross the water might forget.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

Memento posted:



Can someone explain to me why this sign is positioned such that you can only read it after you've entered the water?

Like, even if you're in a boat, you're going to be moored up to the pier on the left side there, right?

It's got a.....floating ground! *Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

More seriously, the water can act as a secondary ground path when you gently caress up and get enough saltwater to bridge the outlet to the metal frame, which would electrify the water and make for sad swimmers.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Cojawfee posted:

Can we not spread conspiracy theories about a second pier?

Back and to the left. Back... and to the left.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Methylethylaldehyde posted:

It's got a.....floating ground! *Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

More seriously, the water can act as a secondary ground path when you gently caress up and get enough saltwater to bridge the outlet to the metal frame, which would electrify the water and make for sad swimmers.

I'd think they'd be more shocked than sad.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Memento posted:



Can someone explain to me why this sign is positioned such that you can only read it after you've entered the water?

Like, even if you're in a boat, you're going to be moored up to the pier on the left side there, right?

There, uh, might be more than one sign.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

drat, first that problem with the train and now the bridge...

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

madeintaipei posted:

Aft and to port. Aft... and to port.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Bad Munki posted:

But I thought the idea of printing butt plugs was that you didn't need to risk your fingers up there?

I'm part of a quite juvenile FB group that focuses on printing dicks and leaving them in various places. We have specific file that fit over the valve stems of car tyres to put on your friends car!

Also a lot of dickosaurus

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Humphreys posted:

We have specific file that fit over the valve stems of car tyres to put on your friends car!

Uhh holmes you cannot drop that and just leave us hangin in the wind like this.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


ngl that’s dope

https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:3930464

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Thats the one!

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
I had a professor in college, Dean Adams, who is a ceramics artist whose main body of work is “birds with penises for heads”. I can totally explain his thing because art history education, but let’s be real, all anyone wants/needs is birds-with-dicks-for-heads puns.

http://art.montana.edu/directory/1523844/dean-adams

His home is full of weird phallic poo poo his friends and fans give him cuz they assume he’s super into dicks, but that’s not the real source of his inspiration. It is, however, hilarious.

OSHA content: Same prof taught the 3D art class where I learned my prescription glasses can stop broken Dremel cutting discs :v:

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Humphreys posted:

I'm part of a quite juvenile FB group that focuses on printing dicks and leaving them in various places. We have specific file that fit over the valve stems of car tyres to put on your friends car!

Also a lot of dickosaurus


pls do the needful
:nws:
https://i.imgur.com/jAq9tju.jpg]

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

I had a professor in college, Dean Adams, who is a ceramics artist whose main body of work is “birds with penises for heads”. I can totally explain his thing because art history education, but let’s be real, all anyone wants/needs is birds-with-dicks-for-heads puns.

http://art.montana.edu/directory/1523844/dean-adams

His home is full of weird phallic poo poo his friends and fans give him cuz they assume he’s super into dicks, but that’s not the real source of his inspiration. It is, however, hilarious.

OSHA content: Same prof taught the 3D art class where I learned my prescription glasses can stop broken Dremel cutting discs :v:

woo msu art college :toot:
He's after my time tho.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

I had a professor in college, Dean Adams, who is a ceramics artist whose main body of work is “birds with penises for heads”. I can totally explain his thing because art history education, but let’s be real, all anyone wants/needs is birds-with-dicks-for-heads puns.

http://art.montana.edu/directory/1523844/dean-adams

His home is full of weird phallic poo poo his friends and fans give him cuz they assume he’s super into dicks, but that’s not the real source of his inspiration. It is, however, hilarious.

OSHA content: Same prof taught the 3D art class where I learned my prescription glasses can stop broken Dremel cutting discs :v:

Birds with penises for heads are old hat
:nws: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Martin_Van_Maele_-_La_Grande_Danse_macabre_des_vifs_-_36.jpg :nws:

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Humphreys posted:

I'm part of a quite juvenile FB group that focuses on printing dicks and leaving them in various places. We have specific file that fit over the valve stems of car tyres to put on your friends car!

Also a lot of dickosaurus


How do i give money for to receive valve covers?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/mPTHfyO.gifv


https://i.imgur.com/rzPD8Ox.gifv

Cartoon Man fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Apr 8, 2020

5er
Jun 1, 2000



Oh wow, I didn't know those Dahl-2 units were a real thing.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.



Shoulda worn his chainsaw chaps I guess

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Legend says that whichever surgeon can remove the chainsaw becomes king of the lumberjacks.

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely

Wingnut Ninja posted:

Legend says that whichever surgeon can remove the chainsaw becomes king of the lumberjacks.

Lemme go get a maul spike and an axe I guess.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Wingnut Ninja posted:

Legend says that whichever surgeon can remove the chainsaw becomes king of the lumberjacks.

It's a better basis for a system of government than strange women lying in ponds distributing chainsaws, at least.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/D7LZtiH.gifv

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
What the hell is that, a waterspout or something?

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

I had a professor in college, Dean Adams, who is a ceramics artist whose main body of work is “birds with penises for heads”. I can totally explain his thing because art history education, but let’s be real, all anyone wants/needs is birds-with-dicks-for-heads puns.

http://art.montana.edu/directory/1523844/dean-adams

His home is full of weird phallic poo poo his friends and fans give him cuz they assume he’s super into dicks, but that’s not the real source of his inspiration. It is, however, hilarious.

OSHA content: Same prof taught the 3D art class where I learned my prescription glasses can stop broken Dremel cutting discs :v:

Can you explain the real source of his inspiration, we all have plenty of time now

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Cojawfee posted:

What the hell is that, a waterspout or something?

I think it's a decently sized boat passing overhead

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Currents from waves is my guess.

Or one of The Old Ones demanding a sacrifice.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

This kills the diver

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


I slipped and fell on it in the shower.

magimix
Dec 31, 2003

MY FAT WAIFU!!! :love:
She's fetish efficient :3:

Nap Ghost

:stare:

"Semi-upright". Presumably that means they propped the 'patient' up, "Weekend at Bernie's" style?

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

haveblue posted:

I think it's a decently sized boat passing overhead

Nah. That’s a good old-fashioned rip current. They absolutely can

LifeSunDeath posted:

kill the diver

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-52213898

Bridge collapse in italy, everybody survived.

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Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/kt7uOnX.mp4

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