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Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020



Ah yeah, specialized covid death centers.

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Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

NofrikinfuN posted:

i feel like this is an aladdin reference

Why does everyone keep saying this about all my posts?!

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

damned dutch and their fancy european soylent green death booths

Serf
May 5, 2011


Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


twoday posted:

https://twitter.com/KBrinkman_OLVG/status/1247759584078381057?s=19

This man is an infectious disease specialist at the major hospital in the tweets I posted above and doesn't understand the purpose of a lockdown

:psyduck:

It turns out brainworms is the deadliest disease of all.

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Why does everyone keep saying this about all my posts?!

street rat -> i dont buy that

you're speaking in disney songs!

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




anime was right posted:

odds on feds confiscating these? 99%? 99.999%?

Honestly at this point all states wanting supplies should be doing so in secret. Just report that it happened once the product is actually in-hand.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

:munch:

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020



"We're rats, we're rats, we're relentless rats!"

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

twoday posted:

https://twitter.com/KBrinkman_OLVG/status/1247759584078381057?s=19

This man is an infectious disease specialist at the major hospital in the tweets I posted above and doesn't understand the purpose of a lockdown

:psyduck:

edgelord brinkman

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

lmao "only 20% of people suffer horribly WHY ARE WE SHUTTING DOWN SOCIETY"

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Mayor Dave posted:

The woman said she wasn’t worried about catching the novel coronavirus because she is black, repeating a myth that has been debunked by the World Health Organization. In fact, data shows that anyone can contract the virus, regardless of race, and black communities in some cities have seen higher death tolls.

lmao america's twist on peepaw britain's insane race theory is a fun look

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


Communist Thoughts posted:

lmao america's twist on peepaw britain's insane race theory is a fun look

Measurehead's immaculate morphophysiology wouldn't allow the disease to survive on his body.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



Literal magical thinking, if we don’t acknowledge it the virus will go away

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

power word- Jeb! posted:

the undercount sounds like a vampire who lives in a cave
undercount daniel von lipinski

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Apraxin posted:

undercount daniel von lipinski



no longer scared of coronavirus, thanks

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Not a Children posted:

lmao "only 20% of people suffer horribly WHY ARE WE SHUTTING DOWN SOCIETY"

it's not 20% that die

but still, take the US. 5% of the critically ill of the 20% that are symptomatic is still 3,000,000 critically ill people.

we figured this out like a month ago that's why everyone pretty much agreed that social distancing is a good idea

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Serf posted:

dude is literally doing it because he has covid. he's telling people to come on over and get it so they can get over it

tbf i'd go, i need a two week paid vacation where i gasp for air

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

spacemang_spliff posted:

it's not 20% that die

but still, take the US. 5% of the critically ill of the 20% that are symptomatic is still 3,000,000 critically ill people.

we figured this out like a month ago that's why everyone pretty much agreed that social distancing is a good idea

Your numbers assume everyone will be able to receive the same care at a hospital which is incorrect

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
is BoJo dead yet

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth

Funion posted:

*reading through cspam in 3020 researching the fall of capitalism*

"what the gently caress why are they talking about french fries now"

There will be tomes and tomes of historical writing about how people in this time and culture are enormous gluttons who cannot shut the gently caress up about food and recipes and poo poo for five minutes

Sab0921
Aug 2, 2004

This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.

MadJackal posted:

I just want to be the friendly primary care doc who spends his time actually explaining things to his patients and encourages healthier lifestyles and medication adherence to reduce hospitalizations down the line. Like my favorite appointments are after a patient either went to the hospital or saw a specialist and have no idea what is going on. I translate it all for them and take the time to explain why this new medication will help them.

Now all I do is send people either to get tubed or go home with supplemental O2.

I was a better doctor before all this. I want to be that doctor when we're past all this.

How did you get roped in from being a PCP to a ICU hospitalist?

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde
Beans!

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
For twelve years you have been asking

oxsnard posted:

is BoJo dead yet

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

Your numbers assume everyone will be able to receive the same care at a hospital which is incorrect

yeah it's a pretty conservative number.

just letting the disease run rampant would be millions of deaths. that's why everyone decided against it. not sure why this "doctor" hasn't figured it out

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


This isn't "behavioral science" it's capitalists valuing profits over lives that don't matter to them

eighty-four merc
Dec 22, 2010


In 2020, we're going to make the end of Fight Club real.

twoday posted:

https://twitter.com/KBrinkman_OLVG/status/1247759584078381057?s=19

This man is an infectious disease specialist at the major hospital in the tweets I posted above and doesn't understand the purpose of a lockdown

:psyduck:

I get so confused by this poo poo. do they mean that these cases never develop symptoms or that they are presently, temporarily asymptomatic?

if the latter, no poo poo. iirc the # of infections in China doubled every 2.5 days, which would mean at any given time ~7 in 8 infected would have gotten sick in the last 7.5 days, which typically isn't long enough to be symptomatic right?

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:
Hahahahaha the stimulus was written in such a way that the director of my agency can literally just say the twelve weeks of leave if we can't get childcare due to covid doesn't apply to us and we have no recourse to fight that. loving kill me. Also someone please watch my kids

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

so many fuckin rando blue checkmarks

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


lmao

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Sab0921 posted:

How did you get roped in from being a PCP to a ICU hospitalist?

he’s a resident

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

there's probably a wall of an antiquity bathhouse full of graffiti arguing about who had the best franc fries

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!
I'm watching the one where Picard forgets his saddle on the ship and winds up in Die Hard

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Der Meister posted:

so many fuckin rando blue checkmarks

A yospos guy everyone made fun of for saying that he wouldn’t take his “tiny blonde girlfriend” into a black neighborhood is a blue check now and reports on the Canadian government lol

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Spoondick posted:

there's probably a wall of an antiquity bathhouse full of graffiti arguing about who had the best franc fries

They didn't have potatoes yet, it would have been over who had the best duck gizzard or something

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

twoday posted:

https://twitter.com/KBrinkman_OLVG/status/1247759584078381057?s=19

This man is an infectious disease specialist at the major hospital in the tweets I posted above and doesn't understand the purpose of a lockdown

:psyduck:

That article is basically saying effective social isolation is impossible due to asymptomatic daywalkers that have already been among us.

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO
May 8, 2006

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

A yospos guy everyone made fun of for saying that he wouldn’t take his “tiny blonde girlfriend” into a black neighborhood is a blue check now and reports on the Canadian government lol

rofl

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

A yospos guy everyone made fun of for saying that he wouldn’t take his “tiny blonde girlfriend” into a black neighborhood is a blue check now and reports on the Canadian government lol

so it’s not just me noticing a surge in these random fuckin assholes

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Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




GM is charging us half a billion for 30,000 ventilators. 16k a pop. donny deals getting ripped off

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