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Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

RuanGacho posted:

of course we're going to make mail in voting a partisan issue during a pandemic, they need to implement it if theres going to be a proper election this year so of course we're going to do the opposite.

Kind of amazing how many people on the left haven't realized that they're going to make everything a partisan issue regardless of anything else so all there is to do is fight them tooth and nail

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Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin

BigglesSWE posted:

Making voting more accessible is not good for Republicans somehow. Hm. Better ensure they get a lot of handicaps in their favor, after all, being a republican is a human rights issue.

Republicans are human? Could have fooled me.

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.
Anyone got a link to the meme of the Life of Brian bit where it's "What did Obama ever do for us in a pandemic?" I cannot find it for the life of me and I'm just about done pooping at work.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



BigglesSWE posted:

Making voting more accessible is not good for Republicans somehow. Hm. Better ensure they get a lot of handicaps in their favor, after all, being a republican is a human rights issue.

If colleges aren't biased against conservatives, how come conservatives always get lower grades? hmmmm :thunk:

follow that camel!!
Jan 1, 2006

Washington state is nothing but mail-in ballots and we still elected Matt “kill all non-Christian males” Shea. I guess we just suck at fraud?

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Al-Saqr posted:

Haha with bernie not winning the nomination there's literally nothing positive to look forward to politically in this life on this planet for at least another decade or maybe ever since climate change is coming and it's all thanks to liberal idiot american suburbanites hahahahahahah

Best hope for American people right now is a military coup and/or balkanization into MegaCity-like city-states.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Biden doesn't even want to win.

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


Rodenthar Drothman posted:

Anyone got a link to the meme of the Life of Brian bit where it's "What did Obama ever do for us in a pandemic?" I cannot find it for the life of me and I'm just about done pooping at work.

I think there’s one in the D&D pictures thread on the last page - on a phone so I can’t easily grab it for you

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



https://twitter.com/DoctorYasmin/status/1247891395257352193

So uuuuuuh this is happening then I guess

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Yes a cold civil war is being fought.

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007





Uhh time for states to send in the National Guard to protect their supplies from the Federal government?

Frohike999
Oct 23, 2003

Rodenthar Drothman posted:

Anyone got a link to the meme of the Life of Brian bit where it's "What did Obama ever do for us in a pandemic?" I cannot find it for the life of me and I'm just about done pooping at work.

https://i.imgur.com/ZIJKeE3.gifv

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
Fauci and Birx put out a bunch of announcements on the Today Show:

quote:

- It appears that outside of a few hotspots, that new infections are starting to flat-line or decline in the areas that first saw outbreaks.

- Start of a decline doesn't mean it is over and we will see sizable new infections until late May or early June.

- Warns that there is still a possibility of an "acute" second wave of infections if social distancing and cleanliness policies aren't followed.

- There have been positive developments in therapeutic treatments. They could be out in months. Vaccine still not likely until 2021.

- Not changing CDC or NIH guidelines on hydroxychloroquine and chloroquine any time soon.

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/birx-warn-second-early-wave-coronavirus-stop-social-distancing
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/hcp/therapeutic-options.html

Leon Trotsky 2012 fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Apr 8, 2020

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

Rodenthar Drothman posted:

Anyone got a link to the meme of the Life of Brian bit where it's "What did Obama ever do for us in a pandemic?" I cannot find it for the life of me and I'm just about done pooping at work.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GrayWealthyCanary-mobile.mp4

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

gently caress SNEEP posted:

Uhh time for states to send in the National Guard to protect their supplies from the Federal government?

It's not like they're going to the hospitals and taking them, they're taking them from the suppliers that fill the orders...which sometimes means across state lines so you better hope the states have a good relationship to try this tack I guess.

But like, what other options are there?

Mat Cauthon
Jan 2, 2006

The more tragic things get,
the more I feel like laughing.



https://twitter.com/CBS6/status/1247861149221224449

Cuomo sucks.

https://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1247201001175687170

Also cops are out deliberately infecting people while harassing minority communities:

https://twitter.com/AshAgony/status/1247891367084228621

https://twitter.com/newyorkyearzero/status/1247700555901947909

Mat Cauthon fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Apr 8, 2020

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

This is actually surprisingly good messaging.

The hard part now is going to be convincing people that this has to go on for months longer even though the number might eventually stop going up.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
We need Ivanka to start working harder to fix unemployment.

She did once, she can do it again.

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/...mart-15-million

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Rodenthar Drothman posted:

Anyone got a link to the meme of the Life of Brian bit where it's "What did Obama ever do for us in a pandemic?" I cannot find it for the life of me and I'm just about done pooping at work.

Yeah

Hairy Marionette
Apr 22, 2005

I am not immune to propaganda

JT Jag posted:

To become an industry-leading expert in any given field inherently means to neglect your capacity for all other knowledge because there just isn't enough time in the day, unless you're some kind of once in a generation polymath

You don’t have to be born special to become a polymath. The more fundamentals you understand from the more fields the easier it becomes to learn more. Our society really pushes people to specialize, but try being a generalist. It’s worked out for me.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1247900240155295745

"Must be quickly forgotten" :wtc:

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

Never mind I take back what I said about good messaging we're all dead

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

:chaostrump: "Please forget that this is all my fault and re-elect your favorite president (me!)"

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

DreamingofRoses posted:

You mean fake humility? (Sorry, it was the phrasing that caught my eye.)

No he literally has this “aw shucks we are just the little ole Clemson Tigers (which don’t pay attention that they are loaded with money from boosters, sponsorships, tv deals, etc) and it isn’t like they are a bad group of 5 team, they have been on the national stage for a decade after spending some time lost in the woods but have been genuinely consistently at a high level, as in national championship contenders, for about 5 years. They are a recruiting powerhouse, they play on a division where they are drat near guaranteed a shot at the playoffs if they don’t lay an unexpected egg. Dabo tried to play the media like Clemson is a no name school that is punching above its weight and gets pissed when he gets called out.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

#NeverQuicklyForget

Mat Cauthon
Jan 2, 2006

The more tragic things get,
the more I feel like laughing.



https://twitter.com/ryanlcooper/status/1247901777078321153

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


KKKLIP ART posted:

No he literally has this “aw shucks we are just the little ole Clemson Tigers (which don’t pay attention that they are loaded with money from boosters, sponsorships, tv deals, etc) and it isn’t like they are a bad group of 5 team, they have been on the national stage for a decade after spending some time lost in the woods but have been genuinely consistently at a high level, as in national championship contenders, for about 5 years. They are a recruiting powerhouse, they play on a division where they are drat near guaranteed a shot at the playoffs if they don’t lay an unexpected egg. Dabo tried to play the media like Clemson is a no name school that is punching above its weight and gets pissed when he gets called out.

And in spite of his fake humility routine, he loses his mind if they aren’t being ‘respected’ enough, or if anyone questions their weak-rear end schedule.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

30% unemployment is “booming” in a way.

BetterToRuleInHell
Jul 2, 2007

Touch my mask top
Get the chop chop

Ride that blue wave, Biden

to viiiiiiictory

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Angry_Ed posted:

:chaostrump: "Please forget that this is all my fault and re-elect your favorite president (me!)"
I wish he could at least be honest about that.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1247897591611682818

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Aren’t economic projections expecting that the unemployment rate will still be at around 9% at the end of 2021? gently caress knows what it will be at this Fall, probably still in the mid to high teens and that’s assuming we’ve mostly opened back up.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I see Biden is flattening the curve

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Oh so he’s doing this again. Terrific.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/mviser/status/1247907266747121669

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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oh my god he thinks the networks should be paying him for doing press conferences and bringing in ratings

Martian
May 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Paracaidas posted:

Anywhere from 1-14 days, but most likely around 5 days from now.

According to the WHO.

I laughed

:smith:

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
That is a man who's never been told to shut the gently caress up.

canepazzo
May 29, 2006




"Low energy Bernie, sad!" tweet storm inc

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

pacerhimself posted:

That is a man who's never been told to shut the gently caress up.

His dad definitely treated him like poo poo.

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