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Der Meister
May 12, 2001

also lol

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Real hurthling! posted:

GM is charging us half a billion for 30,000 ventilators. 16k a pop. donny deals getting ripped off

That's a pretty good price for them tbh

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Admiral Ray posted:

That article is basically saying effective social isolation is impossible due to asymptomatic daywalkers that have already been among us.

Arent like 3/4 flu cases asymptomatic?

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

euphronius posted:

you are never not employed :)

Always be hustling

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012
star trek loving sucks!!

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

punchymcpunch posted:

i think squizzle means the new netflix she ra, but theres an official she ra channel on youtube that has a shitload of eps of the classic series

Sweet

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

holy poo poo the nursing home near my parents has over 40 cases of the roni now and they are reclassifying a bunch of deaths as coronavirus deaths after the local news got wind of it

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

the best french fries are the ones in lomo saltado

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
bean wife

https://mobile.twitter.com/redditships/status/1247895025788137474

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Mayor Dave posted:

They didn't have potatoes yet, it would have been over who had the best duck gizzard or something

parsnips were the classical analogue to the potato, armies moved on them

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1247900240155295745?s=19

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
imagine if we didn't have trump to guide us through this crisis
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1247900240155295745

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

wow looks like mayor pete is getting back in the race since joes brain is cooked

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

ArmZ posted:

This isn't "behavioral science" it's capitalists valuing profits over lives that don't matter to them

"behavioral science" is code for "economist"

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


I got three more jigsaw puzzles in the mail today to do while I shelter at home. I can feel my brain expand with each puzzle I finish. A master puzzler, if you will. A dissectologist. Soon I will be able to embark on puzzle based crimes and no one will be able to stop me

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.
https://twitter.com/M_curiosum/status/1244310221578788864

I thought viral load at onset mattered tremendously in disease progression and therefore limiting your exposure even if already exposed but not yet symptomatic would be super smart?

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009


Forget about all those dead folks, BACK TO WORK!

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

facetoucher cat posted:

Always be hustling

the gigconomy advertising upsets me

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
I chose to read BOOM as the moment when he boom booms his pants

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib
I'm glad our poster in chief is basically a thread title generator

Keeps things fresh, which is important when you live in hell

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Apraxin posted:

imagine if we didn't have trump to guide us through this crisis
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1247900240155295745

like charon leading us to the underworld

Tei
Feb 19, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

Apraxin posted:

imagine if we didn't have trump to guide us through this crisis
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1247900240155295745

> Once we OPEN UP OUR GREAT COUNTRY,

Open to TERRORIST

> and it will be sooner rather than later,

Good, I have to go to my dentist

> the horror of the Invisible Enemy, except for those that sadly lost a family member or friend, must be quickly forgotten.

We must never ... remember ?

> Our Economy will BOOM, perhaps like never before!!!

Ou Economy already bombed

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1247904410577113088?s=20

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


twoday posted:

https://twitter.com/KBrinkman_OLVG/status/1247759584078381057?s=19

This man is an infectious disease specialist at the major hospital in the tweets I posted above and doesn't understand the purpose of a lockdown

:psyduck:

"why are we on lockdown if there are so many asymptomatic cases" seems like a really stupid question that answers itself

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

SKULL.GIF posted:

Time to unleash the terriers

Terriers are my favorite


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5bIW882OR8

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Dr. VooDoo posted:

I got three more jigsaw puzzles in the mail today to do while I shelter at home. I can feel my brain expand with each puzzle I finish. A master puzzler, if you will. A dissectologist. Soon I will be able to embark on puzzle based crimes and no one will be able to stop me

*nervous rookie* "Captain! We found a map to the where the bad guy planted the bombs, here in his abandoned puzzle-factory lair, but I accidentally dropped it into jigsaw puzzle die-cutter? Whatever will we do?!

"This sounds like a job for *pulls down sunglasses*... Dr Voodoo.

"The worlds greatest puzzle-based crime solver? We're saved! *swoons*"

occluded
Oct 31, 2012

Sandals: Become the means to create A JUST SOCIETY


Fun Shoe
hey if 5G doesn't cause corona then explain this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae5u1VCl3EI

checkmate coronailures

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lol i can't loving wait til are glorious Country opens back up

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

Dr. VooDoo posted:

I got three more jigsaw puzzles in the mail today to do while I shelter at home. I can feel my brain expand with each puzzle I finish. A master puzzler, if you will. A dissectologist. Soon I will be able to embark on puzzle based crimes and no one will be able to stop me

i pity any witch who attempts to kidnap your sister

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

Thats like a couple hundred f35s

No big deal just change defense spendi...*gets murdered by drone*

friendly 2 da void
Mar 23, 2018

Apraxin posted:

imagine if we didn't have trump to guide us through this crisis
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1247900240155295745

ngl i'm kinda enjoying the naked desperation and fear in this one

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

bean there, done that

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib

Dr. VooDoo posted:

I got three more jigsaw puzzles in the mail today to do while I shelter at home. I can feel my brain expand with each puzzle I finish. A master puzzler, if you will. A dissectologist. Soon I will be able to embark on puzzle based crimes and no one will be able to stop me

defaulted: jokerfication
exalted: riddlerization

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Over Easy posted:

Most of those "prestige" television shows are unrewatchable. People get hooked because they want to see what happens next or unravel a mystery and once that is done, there is nothing to pull back viewers because any given episode just serves the overarching plot.

I can watch a star trek made before 2000 any day of the week, even voyager, because it's episodic and satisfying.

Farscape, sg1, Babylon 5, Miami vice, Banacek, columbo, magnum pi, rat patrol, batman the animated series, MacGyver, saved by the bell, the love boat and so on are all incredibly rewatchable. Just little story times for good boys and girls

Shows now tend to utilize the addiction formula to hook viewers for short term binges. Just gross.

This age will be forgotten. Obama to corona has been a cultural wasteland

they also waste like 40 mins of their episode on bullshit before 5 mins of plot and the teaser for next time.

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
I like reading people saying "there is no going back to normal" and things to that effect

This entire pandemic laid bare how hosed everything was/is

gently caress going back to normal

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

The Alpha Centauri posted:

I like reading people saying "there is no going back to normal" and things to that effect

This entire pandemic laid bare how hosed everything was/is

gently caress going back to normal

It's their privilege showing

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Bernie
Exiting
Another
National
Election
Soon

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Admiral Ray posted:

That's a pretty good price for them tbh

yeah, 16k/pop is around market rate and probably even slightly under

ventilators cost about as much as an economy car.

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

lomo saltado is a peruvian stirfry with french fries in it, so loving good

https://tasty.co/amp/recipe/peruvian-lomo-saltado

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mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
god drat, ~2k deaths in the US just yesterday. will we break the 9/11 threshold today?

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