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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Never had a naked school dream, but I STILL wake up in a panic and run to the computer to frantically write a final paper I'd forgotten! (Haven't been a student since 2011)

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redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

titties posted:

Lucky for you that it's bubblegum. For me it is endless clumps of wet cardboard and teeth (not mine)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzw6nRnaQG0

Jim DiGriz
Apr 28, 2008

Maybe there is no room for guys like us.
Grimey Drawer

barbecue at the folks posted:

I cannot stop imagining a sharp, debilitating pain in my front teeth. I'm audibly wincing, the thought just won't go away, I cannot concentrate on anything right now. Thanks, thread!

That image has plagued my whole loving day so far.

Big Dick Cheney
Mar 30, 2007


(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Saucer Crab
Apr 3, 2009




When I was a kid I fell getting out of the bathtub and snapped my front tooth off almost identically to that picture (same tooth even, just a bit less nerve exposed) by landing tooth-first on the sink counter's edge. Somehow it didn't hurt at all, just scared me until I figured out that nothing was hurt or even bleeding. That picture still squicks me the gently caress out. (And 30 years later I had to get the tooth pulled because the root was utterly shot.)

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Data Graham posted:

Many small towns in the midwest and other rural areas were used as pilot program areas for early broadband, long before it was rolled out for big population centers. Or that's how I understood it.

My parents in Northern CA only just got off dialup (and onto satellite) about two years ago lmao, there ain't no cable or DSL in their valley and there never will be

Must be how I had it. Had dial up from '86 (if you count BBS, compuserve, prodigy, etc.) to '98 and then we had broadband available in our town of 10k.

MunchE
Sep 7, 2000

RFC2324 posted:

crazy thing, I had broadband in 2001, but was working for a company that provided dial-up in 2002!

Same except replace "working for" with "Laid off by"

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/iN6HmDg.mp4

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Read Snigfut
Feb 19, 2013

Mostly harmless.



LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer
Man I I have been consistently thinking about that tooth and ice cream picture since yesterday. gently caress these dead gay forums.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Candidates :eng101:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/viM4mnX.mp4

Still funny even though this meme is like 5 years old now.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

wizzardstaff posted:

Teeth dreams are one of those "universal" dream motifs that I have somehow never experienced in my entire life.

Being naked at school, though....I get that all the time.

Same. My strategy is to maintain aggressive eye contact with anyone I meet and act as if nothing is abnormal until I can retreat to somewhere with clothes.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

I've never gotten the teeth one but frequently get the "oh poo poo I just realized I haven't been attending this class for the past two months and the final is today" one. I've been out of school for over a decade.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Moon Slayer posted:

I've never gotten the teeth one but frequently get the "oh poo poo I just realized I haven't been attending this class for the past two months and the final is today" one. I've been out of school for over a decade.

I have this dream every couple of years where I realize at the end of the semester that I’m somehow still enrolled in a course that I thought I’d dropped at the beginning of the semester.

15 years since I was in school.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...


Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
gently caress you thread, I've been thinking about the teeth thing for a day now, and that was before you started a new page with it.

I've had "naked in school hallways" dreams, "finals for class I haven't attended" dreams, and teeth dreams. My undergraduate was a depressing slog, but I went back to school later and ended it on a high note, and I still get those dreams.

I had a diabetic cat who started going outside the litter box which caused massive tension with my dad. Now, more than a year after I put the cat to sleep, I've started having stressful dreams of having multiple new cats who look like my old ones, and endlessly cleaning up cat messes and litter boxes before Dad gets home.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

13% was the total out of all voters.

Learn 2 math

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Yeah, they made voting on college campuses so easy too!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Moon Slayer posted:

I've never gotten the teeth one but frequently get the "oh poo poo I just realized I haven't been attending this class for the past two months and the final is today" one. I've been out of school for over a decade.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

In my shithole state the governor said "Voting's been postponed", which was cool. It was also Monday, but still, good move.

The state supreme court turned around just before 5pm that day. "Nah. gently caress keeping people safe. Suck it up, vote tomorrow, but make sure that more bodies crowd fewer polling places. This will have no repercussions."

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
It's pretty funny out of all the dictatorships and banana republics on earth the United States has, according to UN guidelines, the least legitimate elections in the world.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

It's pretty funny out of all the dictatorships and banana republics on earth the United States has, according to UN guidelines, the least legitimate elections in the world.

How is suppressing a socialist candidate at home any different than what they’ve done abroad? It’s perfectly consistent!

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009


My country sucks a big fat donkey dick.

And not in a good way.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9nnLiJhX2c

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009



Nice to be on the ground floor for this one.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.














RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://twitter.com/Ultrashroomz/status/1238955566438834176
https://twitter.com/QuiteShallow/status/1240415326631800838




I hope someone makes a pallbearer version of this Mother 3 one now.

https://i.imgur.com/stMpNV5.png Gonna leave this one as link now that I'm on bad terms with the mods. It's nsfw and weird, but now that everyone's confined to their homes I doubt that means as much anymore.

RareAcumen has a new favorite as of 22:16 on Apr 8, 2020

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





I wonder what universal recurring dreams everyone had 3000 years ago?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Facebook Aunt posted:

I wonder what universal recurring dreams everyone had 3000 years ago?

Whatever it is my dog is doing when she dreams

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
https://twitter.com/MrGlinis/status/1247959828439457793

Catatron Prime
Aug 23, 2010

IT ME



Toilet Rascal

alexandriao posted:

We just place our toilet roll upright on the radiator, which is next to the toilet. Because we deserve only the heated best for our butts :smug:

Buy a bidet, savage



The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
gently caress yeah December gonna own bones

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

what do they think the difference is between "plague" and "pestilence", i wonder?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




But the plague is pestilence?

Unless it means a plague of locusts

https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/in-pictures-51618188

Mainwaring
Jun 22, 2007

Disco is not dead! Disco is LIFE!



FFT posted:

what do they think the difference is between "plague" and "pestilence", i wonder?

I always imagine a pestilence as having more insects

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Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003


I'm gonna vote for Biden. But look, if we're going to start shaming people to tell them to vote for Biden can I at least have Louis CK back? Like we've just decided respecting women's boundaries doesn't matter, you HAVE to vote for the sex creep for president, can I at least have the sex creep that's like, made me laugh before.

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