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ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
Realistically, right now, if all the workers at the local Tescos just said 'we want triple pay or we're not coming in', Tesco would have to give them it.

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RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

There's another form of charitable organisation besides registered charity but for the life of me I can't remember what it is called! Community something or other. But I can't google it because I don't know what to google LOL

Ed: "Community Interest Company"

In "powerful people being comically ignorant of their supposed area of expertise" my boss didn't know that these existed even though we have had one as a client for several years and a personal friend of his was part of the ownership

OwlFancier posted:

Ultimately for all the platitudes about how people didn't realise what was really essential, I don't think it's going to change. Because people don't want to grapple with actually understanding what essential work means. They don't want to think the world is maintained by people who work for basic subsistence, they certainly don't want to deal with any of the consequences of empowering or even rewarding those people appropriately.

So you'll get claps. And absolutely nothing else. And the clapping will serve exactly the same function as those articles do. As something for people who sit atop the labour of others, to do to make themselves feel good. It is performative appreciation as a vehicle for making the appreciator feel better about themselves, and to diffuse any responsibility they might feel to do anything meaningful. Two minutes on a couple of thursdays to clap. That's what the foundation of society is worth.

She's definitely an outlier but over the past 5 years or so my retired mum has gone from a "they're the safe pair of hands we need to protect the economy poor people just don't know how to manage money" Tory to cackling at the idea that Boris might get killed by his own hubris and lamenting that celebrities are paid more than the people who clean the floors at hospitals. It's nice to know that some people do change their views based on things that happen.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



ThomasPaine posted:

Realistically, right now, if all the workers at the local Tescos just said 'we want triple pay or we're not coming in', Tesco would have to give them it.

I don't know. I could see them getting some scabs from the millions of suddenly unemployed people.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I mean people can change their minds sure, but it's more likely to be the people made redundant by this than the people engaging in the performance, to the extent those are different people.

The performance is a ground for the cognitive dissonance, not a call to action to resolve it. That's the purpose it serves, to discharge that energy harmlessly. We still live in a society engineered to make it as easy as possible to ignore the people upon which it rests. That's not going away.

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum

This reminds me that I'm irrationally angry onlyfans didn't call themselves 'batereon.

Also, this chaps girlfriend clearly doesn't know the correct place in which beans should be stored:

https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1247895025788137474?s=19

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It's the intention to keep burying beans in the woods that gets me, like the woods are an ISA for beans.

radmonger
Jun 6, 2011

pumpinglemma posted:

As far as I can tell from the other coronavirus thread, the IMHE model is kind of trash - it assumes all lockdowns are equal, and that the results of our shoddy lockdowns can be modelled by looking at the results of China and South Korea's sensible lockdowns. Bonus, it's trash that's currently writing US policy!

Actually, it’s worse than that; for the UK it seems to be still showing predicted fatalities _assuming no lockdown_,. You can pick up the latest death figures automatically, but there is no way to automatically adjust the per-country model parameters based on what they are actually doing.

So if the model see deaths going up, but not as much at it originally predicted, it uses the new info to comes to the conclusion the virus wasn’t as deadly as originally assumed.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

There's another form of charitable organisation besides registered charity but for the life of me I can't remember what it is called! Community something or other. But I can't google it because I don't know what to google LOL

Ed: "Community Interest Company"

Ah cheers, probably one of those then but even if not it's still good to know.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

jabby posted:

That's the opposite of what I think we should be doing though.

People are sick of campaigns and promises. They don't trust the left to deliver on anything. As much as I don't think volunteering and charity work are the way to solve systemic problems (that needs a decent government) we need to demonstrate to people that we actually give a poo poo about improving things. Open and run food banks. Organise community assistance schemes. Go shopping for old people. Anything that we can attach the Momentum/Labour brand to that makes it obvious we don't just want power.

If all momentum want to do is signal-boost campaigns that's fine, but they did it all through the election and it didn't amount to anything.

I have probably gone off the deep end because my theory is that he never was ill and the whole thing has been staged to make him more popular and to immunize him against any criticism over his coronavirus response. Because that was my first thought when he was said to have tested positive. It's not like his carers can go to the press and say he doesn't have coronavirus, that would be illegal.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

StarkingBarfish posted:

This reminds me that I'm irrationally angry onlyfans didn't call themselves 'batereon.

Also, this chaps girlfriend clearly doesn't know the correct place in which beans should be stored:

https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1247895025788137474?s=19

Should have blasted your beans up her arse

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!

OwlFancier posted:

It's the intention to keep burying beans in the woods that gets me, like the woods are an ISA for beans.

Some enterprising kid is going to have the most novel woods porn experience ever

radmonger
Jun 6, 2011

Darth Walrus posted:

Eh, Hamas of all parties managed to win an election that most of the regional powers that be were trying to rig against them by making sure people got food and medicine. Performing community service where the government can't and won't help is pretty effective.

Note that at the time they did that, the _party_ budget was, from foreign donations, at least 10% of that of the actual PLO government. Some sources claim more like 40%. You don’t have to be a lot less corrupt for that to end up doing more.

So if that’s your plan, better find out if China has a few tens of billions going spare...

Goldskull
Feb 20, 2011

A whatsapp group I'm in said 2 months ago if the whole lockdown/collapse of society is going to be that harsh it should be like the World War Z book chapter where the world gets back on it's feet, there's all these shithouse people with no practical skills but who earned millions being put under their housekeepers/electricians etc to do menial labour, because the good folk who worked for them are the ones who can rebuild things and they're only good for digging holes. And oh how they whinge about it.

It's like the story I was told with the Virgin Stores head office having to make cuts years back: Their entire database/till programs ran on a bespoke system maintained by the 3 guys who wrote it, who they made redundant, despite them saying 'we're employed here to constantly rewrite the code/update it, you'll crash/bug out within 2 weeks'. Virgin replying 'Nah we'll cope take your redundancy and go gently caress yourselves'. You know where this is going.

Month later Virgin shout the 3 guys and say 'we're hosed/can't cope, can we hire you back with a 10% pay increase?'
3 Guys: 'No. What you can do however is take us on as business consultants because we formed a ltd company in the meantime, and at the rate we choose, which is loving loads more than we were getting on salary'
Which Virgin did.

Be nice if the UK/gently caress, the rest of the world actually realised any of this but we're just going to get more of the loving same and people who make the world go round trodden on because number up/Eton boys are our lords and masters. gently caress them, this should be a revolution.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/shockproofbeats/status/1247795718443524097?s=19

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Lol I saw someone post that on Twitter earlier, maybe some enterprising hack nicked it from there, but lol either way

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

S tier headline.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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OwlFancier posted:

S tier headline.

gently caress me that is some primo headline.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

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free pullout: Isolation Motivation BS

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
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Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010


Took me a good 30 seconds of headscratching and pronouncing it in a thick accent to try and find a pun before I realised the thumbnail doesn't have the entire headline.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Pretty sure it says blazing saddles, also I'm sure her armpits smell amazing.

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face

Strom Cuzewon posted:

Took me a good 30 seconds of headscratching and pronouncing it in a thick accent to try and find a pun before I realised the thumbnail doesn't have the entire headline.

Thank you for this. I was baffled.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Ms Adequate posted:

Furthermore I believe Karethage must be destroyed.

Furthermore I believe Karethage must be saved.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
America joins the UK and Canada in rejecting Progressive leader.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

OwlFancier posted:

S tier headline.

ISF went and did lyrics to match that headline, but I cant get it to load now. I'll try and repost it in the morning.

xtothez
Jan 4, 2004


College Slice

OwlFancier posted:

Ultimately for all the platitudes about how people didn't realise what was really essential, I don't think it's going to change. Because people don't want to grapple with actually understanding what essential work means. They don't want to think the world is maintained by people who work for basic subsistence, they certainly don't want to deal with any of the consequences of empowering or even rewarding those people appropriately.

So you'll get claps. And absolutely nothing else. And the clapping will serve exactly the same function as those articles do. As something for people who sit atop the labour of others, to do to make themselves feel good. It is performative appreciation as a vehicle for making the appreciator feel better about themselves, and to diffuse any responsibility they might feel to do anything meaningful. Two minutes on a couple of thursdays to clap and demonstrate your wokeness. That's what the foundation of society is worth.

Oh I'm sure they'll get something else. The Tories know the score; workers voting against their own interests is the best way to keep power. So next year the minimum wage will rise by 7% instead of the planned 6%. On the front page of the Sun we'll see "ESSENTIAL WORKERS REWARDED WITH PAY RISE FROM BORIS".

And then they'll quietly slash paid sick leave & any other worker protections the EU used to require, because we have to 'rebuild the economy' after the pandemic.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

namesake posted:

The thing is that that approach is just a transactional service where you do nice things and then hope to have an emotional sense of obligation from the voter at the critical moment. Yeah you might well get some votes but a persuasive hostile media campaign about how your manifesto can't be done in reality or a targeted tax cut can just take that away again.

The difference isn't just boost electoral campaigns, it's connecting electoral work to power in the community. Fixing little things for people now doesn't have any real emotional relationship to promises to fix much larger things tomorrow unless the public feel a part of it and feel powerful because of it. You can't just exist as a do gooder party and say 'I fixed your gate so you can trust me to fix the railways.' because the scale doesn't connect unless there's a deeper sense of achievement and potential futures - 'You didn't think we could stop your eviction but together we did it! So we can actually create a world where housing is available to everyone!'

It's a very different and more powerful way of mobilising people and it's harder to shake because attacks against the manifesto become attacks against THEIR achievements.

So how does creating a deeper sense of achievement and potential futures work in practice? Obviously stopping people from being evicted would be even better than organising community volunteering, but how does Momentum achieve it and attach Labour to it?

My concern is that without any practical action, people don't actually see Momentum and Labour members out there doing anything. We exist on social media, but just as a sort of faceless organisation that's regularly demonised in the press. And to anyone who doesn't use social media they just get the demonising part. The only time Momentum came out in person was to beg for votes, and that's just not that effective if people have no prior connection.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
I don't get it at all but that might be because I'm not even sure what tan means

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

I don't get it at all but that might be because I'm not even sure what tan means


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Come_Out,_Ye_Black_and_Tans

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

I don't get it at all but that might be because I'm not even sure what tan means

The black and tans was a sort of paramilitary wing of the british government in Ireland back when it still ruled the whole place. Basically a right load of bastards who went and done a load of brutalizing to suppress the Irish revolutionaries. Burning homes, shooting people etc. Basically everything you expect from the brits.

Tan, therefore, basically means Brit, there's a famous republican song called "come out ye black and tans" about how poo poo they are.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Apr 8, 2020

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Got a pizza delivery today and the bastards have gotten rid of half the deals and like two thirds of the pizza options! :argh:

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

OwlFancier posted:

The black and tans was a sort of paramilitary wing of the british government in Ireland back when it still ruled the whole place. Basically a right load of bastards who went and done a load of brutalizing to suppress the Irish revolutionaries. Burning homes, shooting people etc. Basically everything you expect from the brits.

Tan, therefore, basically means Brit, there's a famous republican song called "come out ye black and tans" about how poo poo they are.

Gotcha.

That is indeed an amazing headline :stare:

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

TACD posted:

Got a pizza delivery today and the bastards have gotten rid of half the deals and like two thirds of the pizza options! :argh:

who bought Jess Phillips an account

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

jabby posted:

So how does creating a deeper sense of achievement and potential futures work in practice? Obviously stopping people from being evicted would be even better than organising community volunteering, but how does Momentum achieve it and attach Labour to it?

My concern is that without any practical action, people don't actually see Momentum and Labour members out there doing anything. We exist on social media, but just as a sort of faceless organisation that's regularly demonised in the press. And to anyone who doesn't use social media they just get the demonising part. The only time Momentum came out in person was to beg for votes, and that's just not that effective if people have no prior connection.

The problem I see with this is... isn't it illegal? Not that that;'s something which should necessarily stop us, but it would stop a lot of people - you're not even allowed to offer people a cup of tea during campaigning, let alone run a Labour or Momentum-branded soup kitchen.

Not that a Momentum-branded one would particularly help to persuade the average politics-as-football-teams voter, it would need to be Labour branded or nothing.

It's the kind of thing I'd like to see, and I'd be much more interested in getting involved with than doorknocking (you know, plague notwithstanding), but if is is, as I think it is, illegal, then it would be essentially impossible to formally organise within Labour as a party structure, because parties that are not the Tories which do illegal poo poo get in trouble for it, and without the central apparatus to organise it, I don't see it happening in practise.

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

Sulphagnist posted:

I have probably gone off the deep end because my theory is that he never was ill and the whole thing has been staged to make him more popular and to immunize him against any criticism over his coronavirus response. Because that was my first thought when he was said to have tested positive. It's not like his carers can go to the press and say he doesn't have coronavirus, that would be illegal.

Yeah I'm leaning heavily that this is PR stuff.

Obviously if the oval office dies then egg on my face but if I was a government facing a shitload of healthcare workers potentially about to die then presenting the leader as also suffering in some way is such an objectively smart move, I'm with you I won't believe this poo poo for a second unless the fat bitch actually dies.

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
If he dies, it simply was the ultimate PR move.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Guavanaut posted:

The actual split system ACs are fairly cheap, it's the installation that's the costly bit.

Yeah we got one for our office. It was about £500 for the split unit (both parts, plus installation kit) and then another £500 for installation, plus the cost of getting a sparky to put in a new power line and isolator.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

thespaceinvader posted:

The problem I see with this is... isn't it illegal? Not that that;'s something which should necessarily stop us, but it would stop a lot of people - you're not even allowed to offer people a cup of tea during campaigning, let alone run a Labour or Momentum-branded soup kitchen.

Not that a Momentum-branded one would particularly help to persuade the average politics-as-football-teams voter, it would need to be Labour branded or nothing.

It's the kind of thing I'd like to see, and I'd be much more interested in getting involved with than doorknocking (you know, plague notwithstanding), but if is is, as I think it is, illegal, then it would be essentially impossible to formally organise within Labour as a party structure, because parties that are not the Tories which do illegal poo poo get in trouble for it, and without the central apparatus to organise it, I don't see it happening in practise.

This I don't know. I know you can't outright give people incentives during an election campaign, but something like setting up a food bank outside of one? Not sure.

But even if it's purely running local community organising teams, or helping people apply for benefits or fight eviction, there must be something Labour/Momentum can do to actually get out on the doorstep and help people. Instead of just asking them to vote the way we want based on vague promises of a better tomorrow.

Essentially, I'd like to see Momentum become a group that demonstrates socialist values by giving out help and support, rather than just a political pressure group that actually isn't very socialist in it's organisation.

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


jabby posted:

To be honest Momentum (and I'm a member) have been kind of a let-down. I always envisaged some kind of community organising and volunteering base, going around in Momentum/Labour T-shirts going objectively nice things for people so that at the next election they might not think nobody cares about them.

Instead it ended up being a constant battle to try and defend Corbyn against his own party, with Lansman basically using Momentum as his personal bloc vote. Hmm. Maybe things can change?

With the leadership sorted (unfortunately) and an election years away now, Momentum is going to be moving a lot more into the community organising stuff of the type you’re talking about here and further down the thread.

In just the next week or two we are relaunching both the Volunteer Slack and the Labour Legends programmes from the general election, now with a longer-term, community-building theme. Though, obviously, right now coronavirus stuff is the focus. We’re coordinating with mutual aid groups and the Labour Party’s Community Organisation Unit. We’re organising online skillshares and political education, as well as solidarity ring-rounds aimed largely at those at risk. We’re also doing some purely social stuff, like the virtual pub quiz we had with Ian Lavery the other week. I’m sure we’ll think of some other stuff to do as well.

namesake posted:

That's pretty much 100% what the ForwardMomentum reorganisation/rebrand is going to wind up doing, although they won't just be helping people they'll be helping 'the left' so it'll be campaign support and participation rather than volunteer charity work.

Forward Momentum is not a reorganisation or a rebrand, it’s a campaign group aiming to reform Momentum that’s come about because we’re having the internal NCG (National Coordinating Group) elections soon. To be honest I’ve been a bit out of the loop today so I don’t know much about them, but I’ve heard both good and bad things.

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ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
Now the meta-party has a meta-meta-party? drat.

Slick website though: https://www.fwdmomentum.org/

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