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mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

cash crab posted:

also i spent all day high on acid and i got to briefly forget about the roni, it was neat

what a trip, well welcome back to the real world where 5G caused the roni and burlington coat factory killed jeffrey epstein. loving wild, right?

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Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem
i wish i had some trudeau bux right now to buy a ps4 and ff7 but i guess i can wait for carrie lambux to buy a ps5

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


someone gets corona -> goes on a list -> chud police officer or county official or w/e tells their cousin who is a landlord that they have covid -> "oh we know you have it we just want to protect the neighborhood, plus you won't get it again!"

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


mod sassinator posted:

what a trip, well welcome back to the real world where 5G caused the roni and burlington coat factory killed jeffrey epstein. loving wild, right?

it’s not great to be honest

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

What's that light at the end of the tunnel?

My dick

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Before this information was suppressed, but now it can be known. Eating an alkaline (Electric) diet will cure virtually ALL human maladies (covid, aids, diabetics, ect.) by removing the harmful mucus that causes it.

Acelerion
May 3, 2005


Hell this probably really loving fast considering tooling/sourcing challenges it is not VENT PRINTR GO BRRR

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Over Easy posted:

What's that light at the end of the tunnel?

My dick

I can barely see it

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Before this information was suppressed, but now it can be known. Eating an alkaline (Electric) diet will cure virtually ALL human maladies (covid, aids, diabetics, ect.) by removing the harmful mucus that causes it.

ok but how do i get more phlogiston in my bedroom? it's kinda chilly these nights

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Lessail posted:

can't wait to go back to normal of spending a portion of my waking day in a vehicle

i have a 3-4 hour daily round trip commute to do the same job ive been doing at home for the last month. ive been begging to transition to WFH for more than a year. if this doesnt get me there, nothing will

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

jokes on me, my job will probably disappear before the roni does

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRguZr0xCOc

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

ChipNDip posted:

ITT: People who've never heard of the shock doctrine.


Trump is a dullard who doesn't "get it" until someone takes him aside and explains to him that he needs to shut the gently caress up. The real players in the economy absolutely love this poo poo. Permanent "social distancing" is like a dream come true for actual capitalists and movers/shakers.

capitalists love it when the labor required to sustain the service economy is made illegal

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Hot Karl Marx posted:

I can barely see it

Because it is covered in viruses

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

RIP Syndrome posted:

this is an important point to make. the government can't just snap its fingers and restart the economy. it will only happen once people feel safe and, crucially, have money to pay for things.

lol or it could give a lump sum to all americans and invite us to go wild. the problem there is that a lot of people would probably just pay off debt and take the boot off their neck a bit and that's completely unacceptable. i remember when bush sent out his $400 or $600 checks or whatever and then they freaked out that something like 2/3 of it went to debts and wasn't spent

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/Politicsinsider/status/1247856314593808389

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.
Oh hey, 2000 deaths in the US today

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.
AND WE'RE AHEAD OF SPAIN! WE BEAT SPAIN! America is in second place for most deaths! We're gonna get your rear end, Italy!

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

ChipNDip posted:

How is quarantine actually loving with the economy, though? Small business suckers are screwed, but again, the actual capitalists are getting to buy assets for pennies on the dollar like kids in a loving candy store.

increased consolidation of capital is a normal part of a capitalist crisis. yes, some capitalists are going to benefit from a crisis, but overall it's still a crisis for the system.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Gripweed posted:

AND WE'RE AHEAD OF SPAIN! WE BEAT SPAIN! America is in second place for most deaths! We're gonna get your rear end, Italy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTLhQONUcvQ

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Missed this, in cruise ship news

https://twitter.com/adammilstein/status/1246188224189353985?s=21

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
so I've started a nasty dry cough and I've got a 99.8 fever. I've not been around anyone and been super diligent with all the basic stuff like washing and sanitizing my phone, etc. It could be anything because allergies or who knows and I'm totally trying to not freak myself out because I've had a really bad day but of course trying to not try to freak yourself out makes it worse lmao

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

The cruise ship was a heavy ice class, warships are tin cans at the strongest, this is hilarious

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/davecclarke/status/1248079816915668994

RIP Syndrome
Feb 24, 2016

remember when people thought civilization would collapse on new year's eve 2000 because of computers? and then all that happened was they had to go back to work with a giant hangover and maybe fix a few lines of cobol. simpler times. probably equally as dumb as now, but with a different flavor of dumb and less actual collapse.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011


this guy seems like a loving ghoul. this is his twitter header


Pompeo is literally spending this pandemic trying to launch Venezuela Coup Part 3 btw.
https://twitter.com/SecPompeo/status/1247972528091541506?s=20
https://twitter.com/SecPompeo/status/1245014372327579648?s=20

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

why is matty such a dipshit

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1248076374562217984

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
lol plumpeo i forgot about that fat gently caress

i guess he's still trying to coup venezuela after all this time

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1248075521910607872?s=20

In the US, the Roni came from Europe, brought by rich tourists and business travelers. Not that we're going to let this get in the way of the official narrative.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


melania's time to shine

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


lol I knew it. These guys will take over and box Fauci in and make Birx do her song and dance for the president LMAO

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Sick sad world

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Solarin posted:

melania's time to shine

who

RIP Syndrome
Feb 24, 2016

Spergin Morlock posted:

lol or it could give a lump sum to all americans and invite us to go wild. the problem there is that a lot of people would probably just pay off debt and take the boot off their neck a bit and that's completely unacceptable. i remember when bush sent out his $400 or $600 checks or whatever and then they freaked out that something like 2/3 of it went to debts and wasn't spent

they could, and they should. and also it should be something that happens on a regular basis. but people need to feel somewhat safe going to restaurants, bars, festivals, etc. etc. too. like i know america doesn't really value safety but i'm sort of assuming contagion is a threat where there's an obvious advantage to staying home of your own volition and that most people recognize that.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I feel like the libs might get owned again

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.



"Quietly" lol. The governor of Kentucky' s complained about this every single day at his daily press conference half the state watches.

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

RIP Syndrome posted:

remember when people thought civilization would collapse on new year's eve 2000 because of computers? and then all that happened was they had to go back to work with a giant hangover and maybe fix a few lines of cobol. simpler times. probably equally as dumb as now, but with a different flavor of dumb and less actual collapse.


Turns out a lot of that got punted down the road, rather than resolved.

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



https://twitter.com/postandcourier/status/1248068112315863040

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Here’s video of the Venezuela Navy attacking the cruise ship and taking on water

https://twitter.com/happeningnow__/status/1246615274096193536?s=21

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

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