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Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

RIP Syndrome posted:

remember when people thought civilization would collapse on new year's eve 2000 because of computers? and then all that happened was they had to go back to work with a giant hangover and maybe fix a few lines of cobol. simpler times. probably equally as dumb as now, but with a different flavor of dumb and less actual collapse.



this is a p bad take


November???

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Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007


is this guys dad who i think it is

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


shovelbum posted:

Last I heard the ship was drifting performing main engine maintenance to try to get the gently caress out of there and they threw themselves into an ice class bow bc lmao

Lol

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

speaking of Navies loving up
https://twitter.com/TalKopan/status/1247858192689889280?s=20
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1248053467295473665?s=20
https://twitter.com/CaitlinDoornbos/status/1248068893341437952?s=20

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

Steve Yun posted:

what’s it say behind the paywall

this is the actual survey https://theharrispoll.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/j17063-QCovid-PropWtd-Tables-Wave6-6-05-Apr-2020v2.pdf. the phrasing of the questions includes some insane poo poo like 'Should China be required to pay other countries for the spread of the virus or is that not the responsibility of China? ' where the two answers are 'china should pay' and 'it is not china's responsibility'

Farm Frenzy has issued a correction as of 04:25 on Apr 9, 2020

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

America should stop playing the corona victim, begging for reparations from China

Pull yourself up by your own bootstraps America

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

Evil_Greven posted:

November???

you shouldn't believe anything "anonymous intelligence sources" say

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

upgunned shitpost posted:

many sources, beautiful sources really report this is all on the heads of a nation under sanctions.

Has Venezuela ever tried just not being under sanctions? Maybe they just need to visualize a future where the US isn't constantly trying to overthrow their government.

RIP Syndrome
Feb 24, 2016

Evil_Greven posted:

this is a p bad take

you're reading too much into it

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Over Easy posted:

America should stop playing the corona victim, begging for reparations from China

Pull yourself up by your own bootstraps America

https://twitter.com/JordanSchachtel/status/1247901007452835841?s=20

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Spergin Morlock posted:

haha. at least it was the scab plant

Boeing has shut down their puget sound facilities indefinitely late last week or early this week, i dont remember which. time doesnt matter any more. i have to write about them for a living and it has been a weird first year doing that lmao

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1248071228520304641

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

RIP Syndrome posted:

remember when people thought civilization would collapse on new year's eve 2000 because of computers? and then all that happened was they had to go back to work with a giant hangover and maybe fix a few lines of cobol. simpler times. probably equally as dumb as now, but with a different flavor of dumb and less actual collapse.



Fascinating to think that we'll make the year 2038 problem obsolete with a 32 kilobyte patch of RNA.

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void


Outflanked again by reality

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://mobile.twitter.com/JordanSchachtel/status/1248059506925469697


https://mobile.twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/518449173549830144

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

America finally supports reparations

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Homeless Friend posted:

America finally supports reparations

Lmao

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
https://twitter.com/hmc_mrs/status/1247901979273117697
lol

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

Homeless Friend posted:

America finally supports reparations

Wow

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

Atrocious Joe posted:

Has Venezuela ever tried just not being under sanctions? Maybe they just need to visualize a future where the US isn't constantly trying to overthrow their government.

I'm not saying it... but many people are saying that I'm getting my consent manufactured behind some lmaos!!!

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Turtle Sandbox posted:

No, you see, the real capitalist don't use labor, they have transcended.

it's hosed up, but this is what capitalists actually believe

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

D1E posted:

MadJackal: I have a real medical question for you - do people just pretty much immediately die if they get injected with an air bubble? Or is that just movie/television bullshit?

If it's that easy why isn't it the most common suicide method?

Pretty sure the bends is an extremly painful way to go, not a doctor

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

lol jesus this parachute still has cancer lmao

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/AthertonKD/status/1248084455425622016?s=19

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lol

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Antonymous posted:

lol jesus this parachute still has cancer lmao

Lol

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

mods, this is one disease I do not want cured

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


holy moley a wild forums cancer

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Haven’t seen forums cancer in a long time

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Antonymous posted:

lol jesus this parachute still has cancer lmao

Needs forums covid

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

shovelbum posted:

Needs forums covid

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill

I've been 1000% certain of this since day one. Ever meet someone from NYC that could shut the gently caress up about airplanes and international travel for 5 drat minutes? It's such a competition here, it's that WFH crowd's only passion.

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
What the hell is congee?

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Antonymous posted:

lol jesus this parachute still has cancer lmao

been awhile since ive seen forums cancer lol

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

Zeno-25 posted:

What the hell is congee?

rice porridge, kinda... but you put dinner stuff in it instead of brown sugar

Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

charity rereg posted:

you can go way longer than that without food if you have water, especially if you have some fat and vitamins. 3-4 weeks without food would be my guess, though it would be miserable.

it was under a doctor's care but didn't some guy eat nothing or almost nothing for months & lived off of his fat store + nutritional supplements from the Dr?

Angus Barbieri was fat as gently caress and under doctor supervision didn't eat for over a year... in the 1960s
not really recommended

curiously there was a small study of extremely reduced caloric intake over a prolonged period that appeared to reverse type-2 diabetes in some participants for at least a period of time

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Antonymous posted:

lol jesus this parachute still has cancer lmao

what the gently caress is this lol

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Zeno-25 posted:

What the hell is congee?

boug term for "I forgot I was cooking rice"

RIP Syndrome
Feb 24, 2016

to be clear from the standpoint of this c-spam thread, what we're living through now is the spread of a new disease that could be with us forever plus actual collapse, and it's very concerning. i'm not sure what kind of take that qualifies as but i'd be hard pressed to offer anything more insightful at this point

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Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

RIP Syndrome posted:

to be clear from the standpoint of this c-spam thread, what we're living through now is the spread of a new disease that could be with us forever plus actual collapse, and it's very concerning. i'm not sure what kind of take that qualifies as but i'd be hard pressed to offer anything more insightful at this point

yes. also it is going to be super funny the whole time

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