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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
*me, showing up at howie hawkins campaign HQ*

so wow, yeah, thanks for hiring me... i've got some really great memes to get out the howie hawkins message

*unfurls binder full of memes*

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Mostly Lurking
Sep 25, 2008
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Mostly Lurking has issued a correction as of 17:22 on Apr 9, 2020

A4R8
Feb 28, 2020
https://twitter.com/theintercept/status/1248271480607191046?s=21

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

*me, showing up at howie hawkins campaign HQ*

so wow, yeah, thanks for hiring me... i've got some really great memes to get out the howie hawkins message

*unfurls binder full of memes*



:hmmorks:

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

I didn't vote in 2016 because my parents were smuggling me into their retirement home, because I was too obsessed with keeping my grades up to get a job until my last semester and then I ran out of money.

I wish I could've voted for Bernie in the primary then, but it's all over now

galenanorth has issued a correction as of 17:31 on Apr 9, 2020

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe
Green iz best

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
I can't wait for Howie, a no frills package handler, to be declared a deep state Russian agent come near election time.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


voting for jill stein would be pretty funny and make the libs really mad

A4R8
Feb 28, 2020

Radirot posted:

I can't wait for Howie, a no frills package handler, to be declared a deep state Russian agent come near election time.

It won’t be enough to repel the Howie Horde lead by the Hawkinator from victory

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy


Alright ya gitz listen up, I'z seen a few of ya tryin' ta voot for Joe but ya ain't foolin' nobody. Ya can't just go vootin' for any candudit ya feel liek yu know

Tis bad finking. Gud finking is vootin' for da GREEN NEW WAAAAAAGH! wit my reel slugga, HOWIE HAWKINS. First fing's fisrt... we're gonna voot, den we're gunna 'round up da snobbies in da wun puhcent and pull da teef outta der grubby lil' snouts an' use da teef as kurrency ta konstruct some uv dese komplicated solar dingamajigs ta powa our socialist WAAAAAAGH! wagons an' uhh den we're gonna figgur out wat ta do next

And if ya don't liek it, then zogg off!

BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 18:42 on Apr 9, 2020

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


If anyone sees dsa locals endorsing Howie please share here :kiddo:

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Radirot posted:

I can't wait for Howie, a no frills package handler, to be declared a deep state Russian agent come near election time.

Requesting namechange to no frills package handler

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

Failed Imagineer posted:

Requesting namechange to no frills package handler

lol :heysexy:

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


BrutalistMcDonalds posted:



Alright ya gitz listen up, I'z seen a few of ya tryin' ta voot for Joe but ya ain't foolin' nobody. Ya can't just go vootin' for any candudit ya feel liek yu know

Tis bad finking. Gud finking is vootin' for da GREEN NEW WAAAAAAGH! wit my reel slugga, HOWIE HAWKINS. First fing's fisrt... we're gonna voot, den we're gunna 'round up da snobbies in da wun puhcent and pull da teef outta der grubby lil' snouts an' use da teef as kurrency ta konstruct some uv dese komplicated solar dingamajigs ta powa our socialist WAAAAAAGH! wagons an' uhh den we're gonna figgur out wat ta do next

And if ya don't liek it, then zogg off!

Howie waaghkins

Rastor
Jun 2, 2001

This is the content I crave

GOD IS BED
Jun 17, 2010

ALL HAIL GOD MAMMON
:minnie:

College Slice
Tossed Howie the first of many donations today.

A4R8
Feb 28, 2020
Even FDR knew what fascism fundamentally is:

quote:

The first truth is that the liberty of a democracy is not safe if the people tolerate the growth of private power to a point where it becomes stronger than their democratic state itself. That, in its essence, is fascism — ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power.

What do you think the New Deal was designed to prevent?

We need a GREEN New Deal. Vote Howie Hawkins.

Organic Lube User
Apr 15, 2005

Gotta be honest I don't love the "Howie" part. Why not Howard Hawkins?

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Organic Lube User posted:

Gotta be honest I don't love the "Howie" part. Why not Howard Hawkins?

why Bernie? maybe it’s because he prefers being called howie

let’s be honest a name change ain’t gonna get him to the white house

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
I want them to be pro nuke.

Rastor
Jun 2, 2001

Just out of curiosity, what are the parties / politicians that are aggressively pro nuclear

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Rastor posted:

Just out of curiosity, what are the parties / politicians that are aggressively pro nuclear

Gandhi

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


fixating on the greens' nuclear party seems like it's kind of missing the point of voting for them in the first place

electoral politics is a sham, the only purpose a vote serves under any circumstances in this demon cracker nation is to make people who suck upset

well. aside from some local elections, where maybe the levers of democracy do apply some force worth considering

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Rastor posted:

Just out of curiosity, what are the parties / politicians that are aggressively pro nuclear

Posadism?

Organic Lube User
Apr 15, 2005

mediaphage posted:

why Bernie? maybe it’s because he prefers being called howie

let’s be honest a name change ain’t gonna get him to the white house

I think it's mostly because it makes me think of Howie Mandel, which makes me intensely uncomfortable.

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Mr. Lobe posted:

electoral politics is a sham, the only purpose a vote serves under any circumstances in this demon cracker nation is to make people who suck upset

cool I'ma write in Matt Christman then

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Rastor posted:

Just out of curiosity, what are the parties / politicians that are aggressively pro nuclear

Our eternal ally. The workers party of Korea.

Feral Integral
Jun 6, 2006

YOSPOS

How does one achieve 100% clean energy in 10 years without nuclear?

https://www.gp.org/gnd_full posted:

Invest in clean energy technologies that are ready to go now. Redirect research funds from fossil fuels and other dead-end industries toward research in wind, solar, tidal, and geothermal energy. We will invest in research in sustainable, nontoxic materials and closed-loop cycles that eliminate waste and pollutio

:allears:

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


olives black posted:

cool I'ma write in Matt Christman then

No not like that

rudecyrus
Nov 6, 2009

fuck you trolls
I don't give a poo poo about the Greens' anti-nuclear position -- I'm voting for them because gently caress the Dems and the GOP.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
*BERNIE voice*

HOWIE

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
*SANDERS voice*

HAWKINS

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

rudecyrus posted:

I don't give a poo poo about the Greens' anti-nuclear position -- I'm voting for them because gently caress the Dems and the GOP.

This is a smart man, you should listen to him.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
they obviously will not win, just get them above 5% and gently caress the democrats

2reachmu
Jul 30, 2005

SA-MART
SUCCESS
STORY

Tetracube posted:

they obviously will not win, just get them above 5% and gently caress the democrats

I want this so bad.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Tetracube posted:

they obviously will not win, just get them above 5% and gently caress the democrats

I mean. That will be my hope. Then let’s form a caucus did someone here call it The Atomic Greens?

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
also if they turn corrupt we can call them the "green" party (heh like money get it?) and it will totally own them

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Tetracube posted:

also if they turn corrupt we can call them the "green" party (heh like money get it?) and it will totally own them

Really our goal should be get it over five percent take it over. Then rename it. To The United Socialists of America Party. It make rallies really fun. Everyone can legit shout out USA! USA!

Rastor
Jun 2, 2001

Crowsbeak posted:

Really our goal should be get it over five percent take it over. Then rename it. To The United Socialists of America Party. It make rallies really fun. Everyone can legit shout out USA! USA!

Merge with / takeover from Socialist Party USA



Man, it pisses me off that ABC news stole the color red from the left and gave it to Republicans in the 1980 presidential election

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DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
I want to vote for a party who explicitly endorses a platform of (in order): Abolish Capitalism, Implement Post-Scarcity, and Conquer All Known Space.

Will the Green party do that for me?

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