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not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



acronym giggles itt

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not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



https://twitter.com/olliecarroll/status/1248232766623420416

:catstare:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Capitalism.jpg

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

not an endorsement posted:

acronym giggles itt

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Nothus posted:

No lol the UK can't even do hubris right

oh well at least i'll have ff7r to entertain me

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Lessail posted:

why couldn't they unlock ff7r early :(((((

:agreed:

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
futa subjectivity

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

CT schools closed until 5/20 at the earliest while a parents Facebook group is so desperate to get their kids out of the god damned house

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



Jon Irenicus posted:

CT schools closed until 5/20 at the earliest while a parents Facebook group is so desperate to get their kids out of the god damned house

1) get kids
2) open door
3) shove kids outside
4) close door
5) lock

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1248436800466665472

Goddammit, this virus refuses to kill awful people.

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

Jon Irenicus posted:

CT schools closed until 5/20 at the earliest while a parents Facebook group is so desperate to get their kids out of the god damned house

This winter will be hell.

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



children don't even pay rent ergo their right to shelter is forefeit, so sayeth the land lord

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Everything was fine after that right? Nothing big happened in 1939 iirc.

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
People on TV keep calling this Corona Virus and it bothers me because it's a category, not an individual name.

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
Seems like we've passed the point where social distancing is still new and we're making funny memes about it. The novelty is wearing off this week and people will start going truly stir crazy next week.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

"I believe that the Bible teaches that same-sex marriage is an oxymoron," he says. "If you redefine marriage, you have to redefine family. You'd have to redefine parenting. I'm looking at the extinction of marriage. And black culture is in a free fall."[1]

Jackson has agreed with Pope Benedict XVI's belief that condoms promote AIDS.[2]

friendly 2 da void
Mar 23, 2018

Cowpocalypse posted:

americans are already bored with this pandemic

everybody will probably be back to work next week

i know it seems this way but people's feelings are going the exact opposite direction

quote:

A majority of Americans -- 55% -- now say the federal government has done a poor job preventing the spread of coronavirus in the United States, up eight points in about a week, according to a new CNN poll conducted by SSRS as the nationwide death toll from the virus rose above 12,000.

Eighty percent feel the worst of the outbreak is yet to come, most (55%) feel President Donald Trump could be doing more to fight the outbreak, and 37% say they have grown more concerned about coronavirus in the last few days, far outpacing the 5% who say their fears have eased recently.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth
Good cheat codes for quarantine:

QFG-661-HPL :: consume toilet paper at half rate
BBB-399-FRT :: beans soak twice as fast
DFS-772-JJD :: start with assault shotgun
GKG-762-ERP :: start with AK47
SYV-420-YCZ :: smoke infinite weed
BRJ-050-TRY :: bojo lung capacity starts at 50%

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1248435796081688577?s=20

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

friendly 2 da void posted:

i know it seems this way but people's feelings are going the exact opposite direction

When has the majority of American opinion ever mattered? Not once in my memory.

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
give me the futa
and free my soul
i wanna get lost in your rock n roll
and drift away

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



twoday posted:

"I believe that the Bible teaches that same-sex marriage is an oxymoron," he says. "If you redefine marriage, you have to redefine family. You'd have to redefine parenting. I'm looking at the extinction of marriage. And black culture is in a free fall."[1]

Jackson has agreed with Pope Benedict XVI's belief that condoms promote AIDS.[2]

ah, so we ban marriage and condoms

friendly 2 da void
Mar 23, 2018

Zeriel posted:

When has the majority of American opinion ever mattered? Not once in my memory.

gay marriage, weed, probably a million other things

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Beachcomber posted:

People on TV keep calling this Corona Virus and it bothers me because it's a category, not an individual name.

synecdoche, bitch

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Lessail posted:

give me the futa
and free my soul
i wanna get lost in your rock n roll
and drift away

i am updating this to now say cock n balls

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Pooky posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1248436800466665472

Goddammit, this virus refuses to kill awful people.

look on the bright side, maybe it tore up his lungs and he will never be able to walk again

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Marx Headroom posted:

mods rename me Subject to FUTA

I’m hoping for FUPA. Federal Unemployment Protection Act

friendly 2 da void
Mar 23, 2018

also we're literally talking about opinions

americans are more anxious today about Covid-19 than they were a week ago

thats just facts b

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/BTtoronto/status/1248228054067040259

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
trains

https://twitter.com/simongerman600/status/1248325822966104066?s=20

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

friendly 2 da void posted:

gay marriage, weed, probably a million other things

Weed is a felony in my state.

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Jon Irenicus posted:

CT schools closed until 5/20 at the earliest while a parents Facebook group is so desperate to get their kids out of the god damned house

I'm ready to murder both of my kids ama

Pepperoneedy
Apr 27, 2007

Rockin' it



I'm arguing with a dude in rural Texas who hasn't personally seen any effects from the virus so it's well past time we get back to work. When I pointed out the bodies being buried three deep in NYC: "Nope, I just don't believe it's that bad."

People just don't get it and they're going to get a lot of people killed

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Feeling super stressed. Hopefully cspam and the covid thread calm me down so that I can sleep.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Zeriel posted:

Weed is a felony in my state.

I'm sorry for your laws

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

oxsnard posted:

I'm ready to murder both of my kids ama

Are you going to smoke them after or just straight into beans with the meat?

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

oxsnard posted:

I'm ready to murder both of my kids ama

lol same

my wife and i both run meetings 50%+ of our workdays and we have no other care options but ourselves. its a complete poo poo show and i'm absolutely exhausted after 3 weeks

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Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



I keep forgetting I have this gang tag and laughing at my own posts

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