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shovelbum posted:if the kids are going about freely that means that all the lockdown poo poo is having approx 0 impact lmao oh 100% highly recommend joining your local parent Facebook group if you can find one btw to see the chaos unfold
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Spoondick posted:gee it's almost like with aggressive testing and contact tracing you can limit spread to vulnerable populations and prevent deaths stfu nerd
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brugroffil posted:Tfw the NYT's top political reporter's journalistic standards are lower than Sean hannity Holy poo poo he's a reanimated corpse.
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Jon Irenicus posted:oh 100% so is there any reason to social distance or should I just be drinking in the woods lmao
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mark immune posted:gettin some cheap meat to throw in the bean pot upgrading from bats i see
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:lotta body stacking experts itt let the bodies hit the floor then let the bodies hit the bodies
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brugroffil posted:Tfw the NYT's top political reporter's journalistic standards are lower than Sean hannity looks like skinny alcoholic george costanza
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Jon Irenicus posted:the teens who get to leave their house have all successfully found places to congregate and grow more feral and unsupervised shovelbum posted:if the kids are going about freely that means that all the lockdown poo poo is having approx 0 impact lmao cool asymptomatic teen zoomers using guerilla germ warfare against frail boomers in a stupefying act of generational jihad
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:cool asymptomatic teen zoomers using gorilla germ warfare against frail boomers in a stupefying act of generational jihad i know this is gonna make me sound old but man teens think they can run the world but they are hilariously unqualified and would suffer hugely in a worse pandemic
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XK posted:Holy poo poo he's a reanimated corpse. His takes make far more sense now that I know he is jealous of the still living He wants to see us become like him
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God drat that looks good. I've been on lockdown with no restaurant deliveries for almost a month now and we've been cooking poo poo tier food because no-one is in the mood to put any effort into it. What I'm saying is fax me that fish taco.
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Spoondick posted:gee it's almost like with aggressive testing and contact tracing you can limit spread to vulnerable populations and prevent deaths Gee I wonder what flu deaths would drop to if we were doing this routine all the time and testing for flu?
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shovelbum posted:so is there any reason to social distance or should I just be drinking in the woods lmao the time to start drinking in the woods has long past if they cancel school for the rest of the year I'm getting gone
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OK guys that keep copypasting that I've been in a coma the last 20 years, I believe you now. get me out
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Please somebody do the needful of Twitter. Look what it has wrought us.
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Jon Irenicus posted:oh 100% after school was first cancelled our parents group was never busier. flooded with dozens of precocious little posts a day about the things the kids were learning at home. we're learning space! LO is learning how to plant things! #colorwheelchallenge! no one has posted since April 2nd. lmao.
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mystes posted:It's almost like this is the real... No, I can't do it. smiling imagining working for this guy and calling him mr pizza
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brugroffil posted:Hahahaha death machine go brrrrrrr oh god look at what this guy did with a single napkin and a pen
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fosborb posted:after school was first cancelled our parents group was never busier. flooded with dozens of precocious little posts a day about the things the kids were learning at home. we're learning space! LO is learning how to plant things! #colorwheelchallenge! My mom is showing me how to use the sewing machine tomorrow. Can't wait to gently caress it up and get yelled at lol
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The Red Chinese were lying about their numbers! but in the opposite way of what we were saying last week, actually the virus was less bad than they said https://twitter.com/bdomenech/status/1248420606741106688?s=20 https://twitter.com/JordanSchachtel/status/1248439656976441345?s=20
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lol my non profit is gonna lose so many loving employees due to their bullshit. Stop scheduling people with kids for double shifts without asking or telling them, jesus.
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Beachcomber posted:People on TV keep calling this Corona Virus and it bothers me because it's a category, not an individual name. 
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brugroffil posted:Hahahaha death machine go brrrrrrr I was sort of excited when I saw "destroy non-profits" but quickly disappointed with the rest conservatives really want to destroy even the parts of the social safety net that they succeeded in privatizing
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Charles 2 of Spain posted:Joe Pizza is good friends with Matthew Calamari.
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Atrocious Joe posted:Good to see BioAnal Sys is doing well BioAnal StepSys
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I'm still sad that Fish Flu didn't catch on, it had a lot going for it
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the Spider kills like what, 7 people a day? More people die in car crashes everyday in the US and no on is saying get rid of cars
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Epic High Five posted:I'm still sad that Fish Flu didn't catch on, it had a lot going for it Pangolin Plague
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Here's how America is looking through an international lens for anyone interested https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Opr6pVdANHY
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Atrocious Joe posted:the Spider kills like what, 7 people a day? More people die in car crashes everyday in the US and no on is saying get rid of cars plus we all know japan has been fabricating their kaiju k/d stats
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Just realized that theres going to be millions of people who grow to associate unbearable sorrow and death with the animal crossing menu music. theyll never be able to play it again
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BrownianMotion posted:We're coming into what will be known post-mortem as the "alcoholism surge" stage of shelter-in-place I'm doing my part
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oxsnard posted:I'm ready to murder both of my kids ama Me, 3 weeks ago: nah there's no point going out to my dad's farm with his chickens and a mere 500 acres of canoeable wetlands my kid won't be a problem Me, yesterday, finding out my dad rented his place out to someone with kids: gently caress! That's my house! gently caress!! I need it! I can't take more paw patrol!
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