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Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Even with all that mass Brian Cage is insanely quick and agile. I've seen him live a number of times and when he busts out a picture perfect tope it melts my brain.

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ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
He looks absolutely ridiculous

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


Pinche Rudo posted:

Even with all that mass Brian Cage is insanely quick and agile. I've seen him live a number of times and when he busts out a picture perfect tope it melts my brain.

When I was first getting into PWG, I could not believe a wrestler like him existed. I 100% thought he was just gonna be some lame powerhouse dude only to find out he is actually one of the coolest loving dudes. There was a string where he opened (or close to opening) a handful of shows and he just got the crowd so hot. That 4-way with him, Uhaa, Ciampa, and Busick from Black Cole Sun always stands out in my mind.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i can't stand looking at that dude without doing anything about it

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Ryan Satin hereby pledges to never eat a bird a spice has touched

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006


the biggest :smith:

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Until the Nyla tweet I thought Satin had said, “Did I do a good job choking this chicken?” It looks like he’s torn it apart with his hands, so it made sense to me.

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

he dick vein run up to he abs

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug
I was expecting more from that Cage photo tbqh. When he's full mohawked and screaming is when he becomes the Ur-human I love.


I literally had to google to remember who he got Performance Centered to. Man.

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority
I remember when Crews challenged Finn to a "can you kick my rear end?" match, because he just had to know if Finn could kick his rear end, and Finn kicked his rear end.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Well I saw this extremely cursed image of the one Gator Move wrestler I never caught the name of and now you have to too


https://twitter.com/tropicalyahho/status/1248088280857333765

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Sup Pineapple Pete?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
I'm a vegetarian and I can make better chicken than that.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

https://twitter.com/WWEBrayWyatt/status/1247998422445162497

Bray Wyatt is forever that kid who thought he was really deep in jr high because he drew bloody skulls all over his notebooks

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
I bet he drew those cool S designs too

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Malcolm Excellent posted:

I bet he drew those cool S designs too

He probably has a cool S tattoo somewhere on him

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Pinche Rudo posted:

Even with all that mass Brian Cage is insanely quick and agile. I've seen him live a number of times and when he busts out a picture perfect tope it melts my brain.

He had that great match with Matanza (my brother, the monster) in Lucha Underground where the underlying story was that maybe Matanza was the one guy stronger than Cage. So Cage starts out by throwing a flying headscissors, a tope, and a moonsault to the outside to put him off his game.

(edit): match is here, legal link from El Rey’s YouTube channel: https://youtu.be/tkf_u8KhVNc

StarkRavingMad fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Apr 10, 2020

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

coconono posted:

Well I saw this extremely cursed image of the one Gator Move wrestler I never caught the name of and now you have to too


https://twitter.com/tropicalyahho/status/1248088280857333765

Yuna Mizumori! She might be the best one there, she has really stiff matches with some of the outsiders they bring in. Her whole gimmick is liking tropical fruit.

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010



One day...I hope :smith:

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://twitter.com/voiceswrestling/status/1248724607063994370

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

A magician "now", huh?

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

I haven't quite been invested in New Japan the way I was when Bruce Tharpe-desu was running rampant in it.

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug
I mean, you have all those jackets, you make lemonade.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Mr. Carlisle posted:

https://twitter.com/WWEBrayWyatt/status/1247998422445162497

Bray Wyatt is forever that kid who thought he was really deep in jr high because he drew bloody skulls all over his notebooks

This dude bought JoJo a pony instead of paying child support while spouting dumb poo poo like this.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/SexyChuckieT/status/1248817566140817408?s=19

Same

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/TajiriBuzzsaw/status/1248971625497636871?s=20

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

https://twitter.com/theAdamPage/status/1248999022192472066?s=20


hes 100% the coolest

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Ah, the three sexes

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

GEORGE W BUSHI posted:

Yuna Mizumori! She might be the best one there, she has really stiff matches with some of the outsiders they bring in. Her whole gimmick is liking tropical fruit.

https://twitter.com/blackhatrusso/status/1248578776834826240

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003




She's the master of unlocking hearts

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

StarkRavingMad posted:

Cage took advantage of his injury time off to become even more terrifying

https://twitter.com/MrGMSI_BCage/status/1248431808867254275

:stare:

(edit) I guess you have to click through to Instagram for the pic, but it’s him somehow even more shredded than he used to be

This guy looks like a loving Baki character.

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



https://twitter.com/WillOspreay/status/1249056632966909955

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


AHHHH

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


You're not supposed to do that with knees.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012


Oh no Will please don't let Ibushi see this

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...
if ibushi was able to do a double moonsault, he would have done so earlier in his career

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
https://twitter.com/trentylocks/status/1249082868644622341

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


The Trent? brand of "wholesome weirdo" is a very good one.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/GrappleClips/status/1249056973871550465

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Ivypls
Aug 24, 2019


Hogan in Japan is real amusing to see because it reveals how much of a "work smarter, not harder" guy he was. He knew exactly how much he needed to do for the crowd he was working to buy in to him.

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