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SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


AlternateNu posted:

Oh lordy. We have nothing but big deck sailors in this thread?

Biggest ship I ever served on was an FFG. I’ve stepped on a (non-decommissioned) CG(N) all of once to pick up some parts for a CASREP and I had to ask three different people how to get to the loving S-3 shop.

Now let me tell you about the Sweep life. :colbert:

I know that at least three of us were on the Lincoln at the same time, but there's plenty of Amphib/DDG/other small boy representation as well.

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The Valley Stared
Nov 4, 2009
Yup. I've only ever served on DDGs. Both FLT 1s at that, though I spent two weeks on a FLT IIA. Otherwise, about the longest I've been on another class of ship was lunch on the Wasp with my cousin who ran air maintenance. Pretty cool LDO.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

AlternateNu posted:

Oh lordy. We have nothing but big deck sailors in this thread?

Heavens no. I break out in hives if I go on anything bigger than a cruiser.

This upcoming XO/CO ride will be the first time I return to a class in my career. Until now I've done a cruiser, a frigate, a 2 variant LCS, and a sweep.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


ded posted:

My boat took some good pictures of the Nimitz from about 750 yards away when they were trying to sneak past us.

The only thing I hear when picturing a Nimitz-class CVN sneaking past anything is Baby Elephant Walk.

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002

SquirrelyPSU posted:

The only thing I hear when picturing a Nimitz-class CVN sneaking past anything is Baby Elephant Walk.

One time they made us come up with a plan to light Boxer as a small boat and try to sneak up on pirates.

It was a bad plan.

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





SquirrelyPSU posted:

I know that at least three of us were on the Lincoln at the same time, but there's plenty of Amphib/DDG/other small boy representation as well.

When were yall on? I was there for like 2006 to 2007 or so, when we did a Westpac cruise before transferring to the Bush for precomm. Left right as things were starting to get bad in the yards at PSNS.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


IncredibleIgloo posted:

When were yall on? I was there for like 2006 to 2007 or so, when we did a Westpac cruise before transferring to the Bush for precomm. Left right as things were starting to get bad in the yards at PSNS.

Got there June 2006, left at the end of 2011. I was an FC, there was another guy that was an AT, and I think the third was an IC, but I forget for sure.

edit: 2007, not 2006. I got there right at the end of the yard period.

SquirrelyPSU fucked around with this message at 11:58 on Apr 10, 2020

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I was on JSM and HOP. There were 4-5 goons on JSM with me.

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!

Hekk posted:

I was on an LPD for three years. It was nice but I just had to liaison between the landing force and the ship. Well that and I loaded and unloaded all of the equipment and Marines. I went on a minesweeper once to see what they were like. It was easy to get onboard because they never went out for more than a week at a time and just anchored off the coast of Sasebo half the time they went out.

Now I never had to stand duty but I was told sweeps only have like 3 duty sections. Spending every third night on the ship seems like it'd get old if you were in port.

JUNEAU?

I was a Sasebo sweep guy for my first tour and it was great. Though true. We were usually 3 section during any kind of work ups but were able to spread to 4 section for most post-deployment and maintenance periods. Being CDO was a crapshoot based on quals though. There were times there were 5 of us. There were times I was port/stbd with the CHENG. *shrug*

The best part was our deployments never lasted more than 6 months, we never went farther than PI, and we almost never sailed for more than 5 days at a time. So our deployments were basically just port hopping around WESTPAC. And because we independently steamed the entire time, we never had to deal with strike group bullshit. Hell, we were so separated from the other amphib ships on base that when CTF76 locked everyone down after that string of liberty incidents in 2007(?), we were exempted. :v:

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

AlternateNu posted:

The best part was our deployments never lasted more than 6 months, we never went farther than PI, and we almost never sailed for more than 5 days at a time. So our deployments were basically just port hopping around WESTPAC. And because we independently steamed the entire time, we never had to deal with strike group bullshit.

This really is the best part of sweep life. Though 76 is a lot more involved with MCMs now thanks to the loving GUARDIAN.

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!

ManMythLegend posted:

This really is the best part of sweep life. Though 76 is a lot more involved with MCMs now thanks to the loving GUARDIAN.

That was my ship. But I was about one XO/CO fleet up cycle removed from when she ran aground. (RIP) A lot of the guys I served with were still on board when that poo poo went down.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

AlternateNu posted:

Oh lordy. We have nothing but big deck sailors in this thread?


I was on an Austin class LPD before my CVN tour. This would be the opposite of a valid SWO career path.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

AlternateNu posted:

JUNEAU?

I was a Sasebo sweep guy for my first tour and it was great. Though true. We were usually 3 section during any kind of work ups but were able to spread to 4 section for most post-deployment and maintenance periods. Being CDO was a crapshoot based on quals though. There were times there were 5 of us. There were times I was port/stbd with the CHENG. *shrug*

The best part was our deployments never lasted more than 6 months, we never went farther than PI, and we almost never sailed for more than 5 days at a time. So our deployments were basically just port hopping around WESTPAC. And because we independently steamed the entire time, we never had to deal with strike group bullshit. Hell, we were so separated from the other amphib ships on base that when CTF76 locked everyone down after that string of liberty incidents in 2007(?), we were exempted. :v:

This was 2015-2018 on the Green Bay out of Sasebo. Which was my second tour in Japan but my first time stationed aboard a ship.

If I had more time before I retired, I’d do another three years on an amphib because I got to take the best parts of being a sailor without actually having to do the lovely stuff. I never did quals or stood duty but I got blue libbo in ports. When we were back in home port I went to XOs call in the morning, inspected some green spaces, and went to the gym before heading home everyday. The only time life was really miserable was during onloads and offloads in Okinawa in the summer.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

ded posted:

My boat took some good pictures of the Nimitz from about 750 yards away when they were trying to sneak past us.

Did they try going past at 10 knots on just the one shaft while having the crew sing Louie Louie?

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

SquirrelyPSU posted:

The only thing I hear when picturing a Nimitz-class CVN sneaking past anything is Baby Elephant Walk.

McNally posted:

Did they try going past at 10 knots on just the one shaft while having the crew sing Louie Louie?


Was a war game in a giant rectangle box. Our boat acting as an oscar II vs the battlegroup + sub escort. They sent the entire escort fleet to the north end of the box to push west (the west side was how they 'won') while the carrier went alone in the south end of the box while running on 2 screws instead of 4, to look like merchant traffic, with its sub escort screening ahead.

We detected the carrier at an obscene distance away on a 3rd or 4th convergence zone. When we also detected the LA class escort we knew we had the carrier. Rolled up beside the Nimitz, took pictures and fired off flares to tell them they were got. Nimitz radioed out 'rest of fleet, highly recommended make best speed for west end of box'.

We hauled rear end to the north end of the box and caught the rest of the escorts at night with zero light discipline and murdered everyone. Figuratively.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ded posted:

We hauled rear end to the north end of the box and caught the rest of the escorts at night with zero light discipline and murdered everyone. Figuratively.

look man when you're a season behind on game of thrones and get like zero personal time what do you expect

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


2008 deployment in a dust storm in the Persian Gulf, Cape St. George was 500-1000 feet off starboard doing their thing. I think we may have been doing 5 knots. For a moment, the dust clears a little bit and there is an Iranian Patrol Craft which had unknowingly had found its way between the two. Everyone realizes (us, the CSG, and the Patrol Craft) it at the same time. They immediately went full reverse and high tailed it out there.

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

IncredibleIgloo posted:

When were yall on? I was there for like 2006 to 2007 or so, when we did a Westpac cruise before transferring to the Bush for precomm. Left right as things were starting to get bad in the yards at PSNS.

I was seaopdet in AIMD, did a westpac 2010-2011 and a world cruise 2011-2012.

SquirrelyPSU worked in some shop that was accessible through the head in my berthing and we knew a lot of the same people, but we never actually met.

edit: or was that the other dude, i don't remember

MancXVI fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Apr 10, 2020

piL
Sep 20, 2007
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Taco Defender
Sas Vegas is the best base in the Navy.

Thronde
Aug 4, 2012

Fun Shoe

Stultus Maximus posted:

I was on an Austin class LPD before my CVN tour. This would be the opposite of a valid SWO career path.

The hell is the Austin class? Did they split the classes for the new ones? I know they're getting a FLT II designator soon(ish). But it's also been a decade since I was on one.

San Antonio class for me.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Thronde posted:

The hell is the Austin class? Did they split the classes for the new ones? I know they're getting a FLT II designator soon(ish). But it's also been a decade since I was on one.

San Antonio class for me.

He's an old salt, it was before the LPD-17

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Thronde posted:

The hell is the Austin class? Did they split the classes for the new ones? I know they're getting a FLT II designator soon(ish). But it's also been a decade since I was on one.

San Antonio class for me.

LPD 4 class, built 1965 - 1971

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


MancXVI posted:

I was seaopdet in AIMD, did a westpac 2010-2011 and a world cruise 2011-2012.

SquirrelyPSU worked in some shop that was accessible through the head in my berthing and we knew a lot of the same people, but we never actually met.

edit: or was that the other dude, i don't remember

Somebody tried to do the Stairs thing to me in the chow line. I always assumed it was you. But I didn't know the SA "hello" at the time.

e: I had probably 800 SF of 54 degree office space between FWD and AFT RAM. It was lovely.

SquirrelyPSU fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Apr 10, 2020

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://www.duffelblog.com/2020/04/pentagon-worries-capt-croziers-concern-for-his-sailors-may-be-contagious/

Duffel Blog still great

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018



:cheers:

Because the actual Chief asked me too lol

That being said if this dude cusses me out again I’m going nuclear. I don’t think the dept head is aware of anything going on specific to this acting Chief other than me having issues getting stuff done.

Butter Activities fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Apr 11, 2020

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Failure 1) Your dipshit CPO has your cell phone number and you responded to it. Either (a) get a burner or (b) never respond to that thing for official communications.

Thronde
Aug 4, 2012

Fun Shoe

Nick Soapdish posted:

He's an old salt, it was before the LPD-17

Thought about that after, drat that is old school. Think there's even a new Austin in the new ones.

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

SquirrelyPSU posted:

Failure 1) Your dipshit CPO has your cell phone number and you responded to it. Either (a) get a burner or (b) never respond to that thing for official communications.

gently caress, good point.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Bremerton yards, my man. Don't ever repeat my mistake. Change your phone number because of Identity Theft or whatever, get a burner, and make sure that dude doesn't think he can get a hold of you in 5 minutes.

Elendil004
Mar 22, 2003

The prognosis
is not good.


https://taskandpurpose.com/news/navy-captain-fired-lying

quote:

According to the investigation, Cmdr. John "Bob" Bowen, the Decatur's commanding officer, ordered his crew in September not to report that the ship had gone dead in the water.

I don't even get why, it's not like you'd lose your command for having a casualty which takes a few hours to repair.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Well that's certainly a glowing review of the metrics of C3F.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.
A TR sailor has died of COVID.

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

The Navy is having the worst of the recruiting problems currently, right? Why on earth would you make that problem 10x worse by screwing up one of the main selling points: free healthcare.

Nobody gives a poo poo about free healthcare if they are going to be forced into virus boats. Come on navy just think one step ahead this isn't that loving complicated.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Maybe my experience was an anomaly, but the institutional culture of the USN seemed to be relentlessly gently caress over personnel for no logical reason.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Relentlessly loving over personnel is how you keep mission effectiveness at 100% according to the spreadsheets.

Jimmy4400nav
Apr 1, 2011

Ambassador to Moonlandia

M_Gargantua posted:

Relentlessly loving over personnel is how you keep mission effectiveness at 100% according to the spreadsheets.

Gotta turn those red boxes green shipmate. :chiefsay:


Pryor on Fire posted:

The Navy is having the worst of the recruiting problems currently, right? Why on earth would you make that problem 10x worse by screwing up one of the main selling points: free healthcare.

Nobody gives a poo poo about free healthcare if they are going to be forced into virus boats. Come on navy just think one step ahead this isn't that loving complicated.

The cynic in me says the Navy and DOD are banking on the upcoming economic downturn to get warm bodies in positions as soon as they can recruit.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
That's definitely going to be the plan.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Jimmy4400nav posted:

Gotta turn those red boxes green shipmate. :chiefsay:


The cynic in me says the Navy and DOD are banking on the upcoming economic downturn to get warm bodies in positions as soon as they can recruit.

I doubt retention is gonna be good from sailors living on the plague ships though. Also how long until they project boot camps going forward? poo poo's gonna get weird.

Elendil004
Mar 22, 2003

The prognosis
is not good.


Remote bootcamp when?

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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Ex-Navy nuke has a twitter thread on why it's kinda nice to have a healthy nuke crew on a carrier.

https://twitter.com/KimWooster11/status/1249480330404417538

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