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Tenebrais posted:I seriously doubt he's vulnerable to anything that doesn't have a force of will behind it. Meti's Sword Manual, Precept 7 posted:A brain is useful only up until the point when you are faced with your enemy. Then it is useless. The only truly useful thing in this cursed world is will. You must suffuse your worthless body with its terrible heat. You must be so hot that even if your enemy should strike your head off, you shall continue to decapitate ten more men. Your boiling blood must spring forth from your neck and mutilate the survivors!
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I really love the Sword Law tenements, simply because they're practical to the point that the fundamentals of it are "Wanting to be a sword-wielder is a really stupid goal in life and swords are very silly things that do nothing but murder people. You'd be better off turning your sword into a shovel or plow, as it'll be far more useful. But, if you really must do it, here's how to cut something properly."
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I really love the Sword Law tenements, simply because they're practical Sure, but the rent is murder!
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Patware posted:picked the wrong demiurge DEFINITELY lead me to play some Ape Out.
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Fister Roboto posted:Solomon lost all his rings. Now he can be killed. Solomonic the Hedgemiurge
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Fister Roboto posted:Solomon lost all his rings. Now he can be killed. But he still has his
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https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1248728127435669507?s=20 In which we learn Solomon's Stand power
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does the alt-text translate to some Jojo quote?
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So you need kungfu bullshit to even be able to react to him.
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Translation: "You are already dead."
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eke out posted:does the alt-text translate to some Jojo quote? Fist of the North Star, but Jojo is also a good guess.
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Twibbit posted:So you need kungfu bullshit to even be able to react to him. Yes. Solomon is Peak Kung-Fu Bullshit.
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I can see why her prefers one opponent to many, this is going to take (subjectively) forever. E: For the actual Jojo people, would it be D111111O Brando? Or The (111,111) World(s)?
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wiegieman posted:Yes. Solomon is Peak Kung-Fu Bullshit. I doubt he even knows any magic, it's just all kung fu all day
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He's FASTBegemot posted:Not quite N....Nani?! *explodes*
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Mr. Lobe posted:I doubt he even knows any magic, it's just all kung fu all day Sufficiently advanced kung-fu is indistinguishable from magic.
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I hope Allison isnt putting up a fight, because it's pretty clear she is way out of her depth she would have been out of her depth as Allicio at full health
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Mr. Lobe posted:I hope Allison isnt putting up a fight, because it's pretty clear she is way out of her depth Nah, Solomon David is going to kill White Chain, Allison is going to jump in to avenger her maser, Solomon David is going to liquefy her, and then she's going to beat him to death with the Chekhov Sun.
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So Salmon Dave is a mix of Kenshiro and Dio Brando? Yisun's balls, that's scary.
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Angry Lobster posted:So Salmon Dave is a mix of Kenshiro and Dio Brando? Yisun's balls, that's scary. With the power level of a DBZ fighter.
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pseudorandom name posted:Nah, Solomon David is going to kill White Chain, Allison is going to jump in to avenger her maser, Solomon David is going to liquefy her, and then she's going to beat him to death with the Chekhov Sun. he's going to kill all of the scrubs, white chain is going to take her turn, she's going to make him agree to her wish before she fights, she's going to die to cut him, it's going to be revealed that he cannot bleed, Allison is going to lose her loving poo poo at both the loss of her friend and the smug assholes hypocrisy, Allison shatters him.
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Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Time Real Hahahaha Prim Just Walk Away From Your Opponents Like Prim Just Breathe Correctly Haha
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Roses are red Violets are blue Omae wa mou Shindeiru Roses are red Solomon's purple He turned that guy Into maple surple
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Ixjuvin posted:Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Time Real Hahahaha Prim Just Walk Away From Your Opponents Like Prim Just Breathe Correctly Haha God dammit this made me wheeze laughing. Also I think that Salami Dave has already made a mistake, but I wonder what it is.
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He underestimated Gog Agog. That dirty glare has been sitting there this whole book, promise unfulfilled.
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Phy posted:Roses are red This made my lungs wheeze.
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